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OFFICIAL FFA "What Do You Need On Monday Night" thread (1 Viewer)

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-###, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey #### he is! Hallelujah! Holy ####! Where's the Tylenol?

 
I need to be about 20 years younger and about $2 billion richer. Also if something could be done about the male pattern baldness, that'd be appreciated. And the family history of high cholesterol/heart disease - I'll probably need that addressed at some point, might as well be tonight.

And this ash tray.

And this paddle game.

And this remote control....

 
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