Doug B said:
Seriously ... on what planet do The Police suck? :( That's gotta be a personal-taste call, not an objective reality. Sometimes the masses get it right.
Not according to Kukla, Fran, and Ollie Know-All - Know-NothingInteresting how he has to relate everything to his pedestrian attempts as a musician, and to the garbage known as "Jesus Lizard"
It is obvious his failed musical attempts have soured him on many outstanding offerings because they also bear the burden of popularity.
Have you just realized this whole Category has been about "Personal Taste", sprinkled with "The Humantic"s stories of what greasy, screaming, smelly, under-appreciated punk genius he drank rotgut vodka with?
My attempts at musicianship may have been pedestrian, but at least I was willing to participate in rock n' roll, rather than to passively sit there, consume, then glibly judge what I have consumed.And if I relate my judgement to my role as particpant it is only because, well, I wouldn't know how to do it otherwise. You learn a few things about music when you spend a decade or so of your life attempting to create it, execute it, and disseminate the creations of others. Way it goes, I guess. I just fail to see how a life spent rocking would somehow make me
less qualified to have an opinion.
And, no, Gizmo, my musical career wasn't a failure, as I achieved exactly what I wanted to achieve--I made some good music (despite myself), I made some incredible friends, I saw the country and the world. I drank gallons of free booze, heard hundreds of dirty jokes, and saw some of the most incredible performances in rock's recent history. I am not sour or bitter at all. I am quite content in both my taste and my, ahem, "career".
What you want out of this draft is to have the judges confirm to you that your opinions--and, by extention
yourself--are good and true and correct. In short, you want us to stand in for your parents and tell you that you are a Good Boy. When this doesn't happen you pout and whine and throw little fits and ad hominems around like a two-year-old throwing a temper tantrum.
If it makes you feel better, little Gizmo, and shuts you up for a little while, I'll do it.
You are Good Boy, Tides of War. A very, very good boy.