***Official***GTA V thread... (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

keep going to the strip clubs and friending the various girls there and eventually they will join each other for some lesbian lapdance action.

GOTY.

I don't understand this aspect of the game and that's what almost everyone is doing first. Real life down? Go spend a weekend and some racks with AZ Ron.

this is a game where the point is to kill people en masse including cops, destroy property and basically break every legal and moral law imaginable, and yet being able to go see some ####### is taking it too far?

 

[bshell27]

keep going to the strip clubs and friending the various girls there and eventually they will join each other for some lesbian lapdance action.

GOTY.

I don't understand this aspect of the game and that's what almost everyone is doing first. Real life down? Go spend a weekend and some racks with AZ Ron.

this is a game where the point is to kill people en masse including cops, destroy property and basically break every legal and moral law imaginable, and yet being able to go see some ####### is taking it too far?

I didn't say it is taking it too far, I just don't understand why there is an urge to do it. It is a cartoon boob and cartoon sex. I understand the criminal aspect. I can't run over 10 people on a sidewalk IRL. I can see boobs whenever I want IRL. Big difference.

 

[Copeman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

 

[Brady Marino]

I can't run over 10 people on a sidewalk IRL.

You must not have many people walking your town's sidewalks then.

 

[bshell27]

I can't run over 10 people on a sidewalk IRL.

You must not have many people walking your town's sidewalks then.

My max so far has been 5.

 

[Brady Marino]

I can't run over 10 people on a sidewalk IRL.

You must not have many people walking your town's sidewalks then.

My max so far has been 5.

You're not doing it right.

 

[Scoresman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

 

[Brony]

I'd expect nothing less from Scoresman.

 

[Copeman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

It's a video game.

 

[TLEF316]

Seriously. They're animated boobs.

 

[Scoresman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

It's a video game.

Go tell all the people in the Who's hottest threads "It's just a jpg".

 

[Brady Marino]

I had no idea so many people on this board were anti video game strippers.

 

[Copeman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

It's a video game.

Go tell all the people in the Who's hottest threads "It's just a jpg".

I'm sure they already realize the difference between pics of real women and an animated video game. I would hope you would, as well.

 

[Scoresman]

I had no idea so many people on this board were anti video game strippers.

I've noticed this board to be very conservative in its views compared to others on the internet. im just surprised those people play gta games.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Buncha puritans.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

It's a video game.

This is the same guy that was asking about video "cooch".

 

[Scoresman]

I don't understand all the talk about the strip club in a video game thing either.

Try to get out more fellas. ALOT more.

It adds to the realism of the game setting. I go just as gaga over the much improved traffic model and NPC AI.

Also, my wife enjoys GTA games so putting some ####### up on my widescreen tv in the game is a cool "wife approved" way of getting ####### on my big widescreen TV.

Also, this is also a forum where every other thread is a Who's hottest pole. Telling people to "get out more" for looking at some ####### is an incredibly silly thing to do here. Think about the demographic.

It's a video game.

This is the same guy that was asking about video "cooch".

Hey now, that would be some groundbreaking #### right there. I mean has any video game done that?

They seem to do everything but that. When you're driving a stripper to her house to screw her, sometimes she'll give you head while driving and it looks awesome in the cinematic camera view and your driving gets a little swervy when you climax. It's this attention to detail that makes the game so great.

 

[Ignoramus]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

 

[Scoresman]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

This is the first game I have been interested in for a while because it seems like mindless fun. I'm not going to have hours to devote to it, so the ability to just run/drive/fly around without having to complete "missions" first is appealing to me.

Welcome to every GTA game ever.

 

[Copeman]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

No. But we sure can make fun of you for it.

 

[flysack]

Strip club was an interesting novelty that gets old fast. Now I go there just to make contacts with the strippers. I hoping it leads to some funny side missions.

/nospoilersplease

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Taught Chop to sit on my iphone. #winning

 

[Scoresman]

Taught Chop to sit on my iphone. #winning

You should get out more. Maybe get a real dog instead of a video game dog.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Taught Chop to sit on my iphone. #winning

You should get out more. Maybe get a real dog instead of a video game dog.

 

[bshell27]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

It's completely different. I would not donkey punch a random person. However, I can see a woman naked. Seeing a naked digital cartoon is not something I would enjoy. To each his own.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Taught Chop to sit on my iphone. #winning

You should get out more. Maybe get a real dog instead of a video game dog.

I have that too. Do you want a pic of his crotch?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

It's completely different. I would not donkey punch a random person. However, I can see a woman naked. Seeing a naked digital cartoon is not something I would enjoy. To each his own.

Let's be honest, some of the scoresmen in here were fawning over video nudes like they haven't seen the real thing in a long time. Then there's the whole "my wife won't let me see ####### on my tv, but if it occurs in the game I get a pass" thing.

 

[Scoresman]

I've only got about eight hours in the game and I haven't hit the strip club yet. Not out of principle or anything... just haven't done it. I did do a bunch of taxi missions and I'm sure a lot of folks will say "I don't understand the fascination of driving imaginary passengers safely to their destinations." That's cool. I like getting imaginary tips and having black dudes compliment me on my choice of music.

Questioning people's enjoyment of the strip clubs is no different from questioning people's enjoyment of any other aspect of a video game.

It's completely different. I would not donkey punch a random person. However, I can see a woman naked. Seeing a naked digital cartoon is not something I would enjoy. To each his own.

Let's be honest, some of the scoresmen in here were fawning over video nudes like they haven't seen the real thing in a long time. Then there's the whole "my wife won't let me see ####### on my tv, but if it occurs in the game I get a pass" thing.

I see plenty of it. I mean, I'm Scoresman, got a tattoo and everything. But like most men with a functioning ****, seeing more #### never gets old. Even fictional ones. Games are in HD graphics now so they look halfway real and stuff too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[TheIronSheik]

Not one ### #### church on that whole ####### island. No wonder the morals of the citizens is in the crapper.

 

[UniAlias]

Taught Chop to sit on my iphone. #winning

You should get out more. Maybe get a real dog instead of a video game dog.

I have that too. Do you want a pic of his crotch?

Yes?

 

[flysack]

For some non-lethal fun, jack a fire truck. It has a water cannon you can blast people with.

 

[UniAlias]

Strip club was an interesting novelty that gets old fast. Now I go there just to make contacts with the strippers. I hoping it leads to some funny side missions.

/nospoilersplease

I agree with this. The strip club thing is funny/entertaining but cartoon boobs don't really do a whole lot for me.

Imagine how awesome the strip club stuff is for the pre-teen kids whose ####ty parents buy this game for them though.

 

[DrJ]

Animated ####### are way better in 8 bit. Once you make it all realistic looking, the fun is over.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Animated ####### are way better in 8 bit. Once you make it all realistic looking, the fun is over.

Ah. The good ole Leisure Suit Larry days.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Animated ####### are way better in 8 bit. Once you make it all realistic looking, the fun is over.

Ah. The good ole Leisure Suit Larry days.

Holy hell yes.

 

[Scoresman]

Strip club was an interesting novelty that gets old fast. Now I go there just to make contacts with the strippers. I hoping it leads to some funny side missions.

/nospoilersplease

I agree with this. The strip club thing is funny/entertaining but cartoon boobs don't really do a whole lot for me.

Imagine how awesome the strip club stuff is for the pre-teen kids whose ####ty parents buy this game for them though.

You aren't kidding. Back in the day when I was a teenager it was before the internet and I'd have to jerk off with the Victoria's Secret or Redbook magazines my mom got in the mail. Having this would've been sweet.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Strip club was an interesting novelty that gets old fast. Now I go there just to make contacts with the strippers. I hoping it leads to some funny side missions.

/nospoilersplease

I agree with this. The strip club thing is funny/entertaining but cartoon boobs don't really do a whole lot for me.

Imagine how awesome the strip club stuff is for the pre-teen kids whose ####ty parents buy this game for them though.

It's pretty weird to think a GTA stripper could be a kid's "first."

 

[jwb]

Strip club was an interesting novelty that gets old fast. Now I go there just to make contacts with the strippers. I hoping it leads to some funny side missions.

/nospoilersplease

I agree with this. The strip club thing is funny/entertaining but cartoon boobs don't really do a whole lot for me.

Imagine how awesome the strip club stuff is for the pre-teen kids whose ####ty parents buy this game for them though.

You aren't kidding. Back in the day when I was a teenager it was before the internet and I'd have to jerk off with the Victoria's Secret or Redbook magazines my mom got in the mail. Having this would've been sweet.

There's a reason you don't see kids playing outside anymore.

Nevermind GTA - just Imagine having the internet at 13? Good God...

 

[bonesman]

I was surprised at the amount of money the Trevor character had. Hope it's not needed for a future mission or anything because I've been spending it like crazy on stupid crap. Fully automatic assault rifle with suppressor and scope.

5k for hospital bills everytime you crash a helicopter/plane.... that's where all my Trevor cash is going.

 

[TheIronSheik]

For some non-lethal fun, jack a fire truck. It has a water cannon you can blast people with.

Racist.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Yeah, I have to buy this now. I've been convinced.

The problem is that I can't pick it up tonight because there is a football game on tonight. Now, while it's Thursday football and it's the Eagles - two things I hate with the fiery passion of a 1000 suns - the fact remains that it's a rather important game in fantasy circles for me in multiple leagues and therefore I have to watch. And I can't watch if the game is sitting in the house or anywhere in my possession. And the internal fight I will have with myself between watching the game or playing this game will drive me to drink.

More than I usually do.

So, I need to hold off until Friday night or the weekend. Of course, that is pre-planned date night with the wife and then I've torn half the house apart remodling and painting and I have to be done this weekend. So, ah, hell, this is gonna be tough. Marital bliss, or video game hookers and shooting gang members.............

Seriously, they don't prepare you for these decisions grwoing up. There needs to be a book or something.......

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Not one ### #### church on that whole ####### island. No wonder the morals of the citizens is in the crapper.

Really? Was hoping to mow down some zealots.

 

[bonesman]

Multitask my nikkuh! Get the game and play on your main TV and then get the FB game going on a laptop that you rest next to you and put it on mute... or find a part of the game (shooting range, flying) where you don't really need the game sound and mute the TV.

 

[flysack]

Not one ### #### church on that whole ####### island. No wonder the morals of the citizens is in the crapper.

Really? Was hoping to mow down some zealots.

He's just kidding. There's a church near Franklin's place (just scenery though), and like said earlier, do a fake internet search on "cult." You'll see a few.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Not one ### #### church on that whole ####### island. No wonder the morals of the citizens is in the crapper.

Really? Was hoping to mow down some zealots.

He's just kidding. There's a church near Franklin's place (just scenery though), and like said earlier, do a fake internet search on "cult." You'll see a few.

Yeah. I was just joking. As big as the map is, I'm pretty sure there's one of everything on it.

 

[belljr]

i dont want to be shunned and have people get worked up so

Spoiler

(o)(o)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i dont want to be shunned and have people get worked up so

Spoiler

(o)(o)

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING

*whackwhackwhack*

 

[Scoresman]

i dont want to be shunned and have people get worked up so

Spoiler

(o)(o)

GET OUT MORE BRO