This thread:
Otis: "I really, really love playing
Parcheesi. Such a fun game."
Community: "Otis, dozens of six-year-olds were murdered by people using
Parcheesi pieces. It was a horrible tragedy. And it wasn't the only one -- these tragedies are happening with some regularity, and between these massive tragedies, and the smaller scale daily Parcheesi piece killings, we're thinking it would be a good idea to ban Parcheesi."
Otis: "What? You're crazy. I have a right to play Parcheesi. That sounds like weenie liberal stuff and this is
America. Besides I really dig Parcheesi and whenever we go visit my parents my dad takes the kids out to the patio after dinner and they play Parcheesi and just have the best time. It's a tradition of sorts."
Community: "We hear you Otis, but, well, the thing is that this has caused too many tragedies, and so the trade-off makes a lot of sense. I mean, yeah, you're putting your own children at risk by having Parcheesi in your house. But you're putting the rest of our children at risk too, because your kids or someone else could take Parcheesi out and hurt others with it. That doesn't seem right, does it? I mean, isn't this an easy one if you're giving it up to spare lives?"
Otis: "Look, Parcheesi pieces don't kill people. Crazy people do it. They're obviously not well. Shouldn't we treat mental illness instead?"
Community: "Sure, we can treat mental illness Otis. And you're right the Parcheesi pieces are not upping and killing people on their own. It requires both parts of the equation. And so one way we can try to control the number of tragedies is to treat mental health. But the other is to just remove Parcheesi from the equation."
Otis: "Ok so for the sake of argument what would you do, come into everyone's homes to check to see if they kept their Parcheesi games? Round them all up??"
Community: "Well, I guess we haven't figured out
exactly how we would implement this, but we would hope that law abiding citizens would turn their games in once it becomes illegal."
Otis: "It'll never work. People will still get Parcheesi on the black market."
Community: "Maybe. But we figure if we can limit the number of Parcheesi pieces out there, and therefore limit access to them, we'd probably add a significant barrier and reduce the number of Parcheesi-related deaths. We know we won't eliminate it. But we would limit it. And that's a good thing and worth the trade off. We understand you'll be giving up a hobby you enjoy, but it's in the interest of innocent human life and the reduction of violence, and so we think it's worthwhile."
Otis: "It'll never work. You can't show me a single statistic that says this will work."
Community: "Well, actually we've got these reams of studies <show reams of studies> that prove that banning Parcheesi likely means less deaths from Parcheesi pieces. Also, they banned it in Great Britain, and Parcheesi deaths are really, really infrequent."
Otis: "Well, this is really stupid. If the zombies come I will probably need my Parcheesi. Or packs of wild, rabid dogs. THEN WHAT? I have a god-given right. Besides did I mention I'm a responsible Parcheesi owner, and my kids like to play with their grandparents??"
Community: :facepalm: