***Official*** Sean Spicer (1 Viewer)

[Michael Brown]

Pretty normal press conference today, though he hasn't had an answer for the questions to the voter fraud questions. Said that Trump believes there was fraud based on studies he has seen. Doesn't say what those studies are when pressed.

Everyone in that room knew precisely what was going on, and he was powerless to stop it. They must have asked him about the voter fraud thing a dozen times, and he had no way to wriggle out of it entirely. Good to see them finally press him a bit.

Also, I like Dippin Dots 

 

[ren hoek]

I don't see how someone could possibly have this much beef with dippin dots.  They're petty good.  

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Trump should fire Spicer as press secretary and hire Marshawn Lynch to replace him. Would be epic. 

"Marshawn, has the President discussed when the wall will be built? Will construction begin soon?"

"I'm just here so I won't get fined."

"Marshawn, will the President deport the millions of illegals that he promised to on the campaign trail?"

"I'm just here so I won't get fined."

"Marshawn, several reports are out saying Kushner will work on the Israel-Palestine issue. Can you comment any further on this? Is Kushner taking the lead on this, and if so, why does the President think he's up for the job?"

"I'm just here so I won't get fined."

 

[Righetti]

That's just cold.

I see what you did there

 

[The General]

No way the little fella lasts more than a year. Donald will burn through these guys fast.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Saw a funny tweet yesterday that said that...

Sean Spicer looks like the guy in the group of survivors who hides the fact that he was bitten by a zombie.

 

[Workhorse]

My wife just found out this moron graduated from her alma mater, a historically liberal school.  There has been an outpouring of condemnation and a call not to publish anything about him in any alumni mags. 

What year?  I graduated from Conn College in '94. And yes, most of the alums I know have always hated Spicer. 

 

[Nick Vermeil]

What year?  I graduated from Conn College in '94. And yes, most of the alums I know have always hated Spicer. 

She was like 2002 or something.  I went young.  

 

[General Malaise]

So we know this Spicer is quite the character but did anybody else know this about him?  Apparently Sphincter chews and swallows 35 pieces of Orbitz Cinnamon Gum per day.   By noon.   :X

 

Spicer told the Washington Post: "Two and a half packs by noon. I talked to my doctor about it, he said it's no problem."
If you do the math, two and a half packs of Orbit gum comes out to 35 pieces — and that's just how much he eats before noon.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So we know this Spicer is quite the character but did anybody else know this about him?  Apparently Sphincter chews and swallows 35 pieces of Orbitz Cinnamon Gum per day.   By noon.   :X

 

Does he crap out one of those giant, novelty erasers every night?

 

[IvanKaramazov]

As you may or may not know, Dippin’ Dots are made in Kentucky by hundreds of hard working Americans in the heartland of our great country. 

Every Kentuckian employed by Dippin' Dots is a Kentuckian not manufacturing whisky.  This is a gross misallocation of resources.

 

[Plorfu]

Please enjoy drunk Sean Spicer on the Blaze:

She had some insightful insights

 

[Joe Summer]

Is that Liberace interviewing Spicer?