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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (2 Viewers)

Pick-Jerry's Girlfriend

Karen Fineman (Gwen)

"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."

"Have you come across this?"

"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."

"Like the Batman villain?"

"If that helps you."

"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly."

- George and Jerry, in "The Strike"

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Pick-Jerry's Girlfriend

Karen Fineman (Gwen) The Two-Face

"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."

"Have you come across this?"

"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."

"Like the Batman villain?"

"If that helps you."

"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly."

- George and Jerry, in "The Strike"

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It was between this, and an extremely obvious one I thought would go first. Object:

"ASSMAN" license plates

 
Character - The Wizguest star - Lloyd Bridges as Izzy MandelbaumJerrys girlfriend - naked girlfriendboss/supervisor - crazy family - Uncle Leofood item - Boscolocation - inanimate object - "ASSMAN" license platesepisode - The Bubble Boycatch phrase - "The dingo ate your baby!"2 flex - Larry David, The Voice: "Helllooooo" "la la la"

 
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There's good naked and there's bad naked.

naked girlfriend
I can't believe this one lasted so long...makes me think I reached for Sidra.
Nah. She's the best girlfriend by far. I would have taken her 3-4 rounds ago if she had still been on the board. You did good getting her when you did.
 
There's good naked and there's bad naked.

naked girlfriend
I can't believe this one lasted so long...makes me think I reached for Sidra.
Nah. She's the best girlfriend by far. I would have taken her 3-4 rounds ago if she had still been on the board. You did good getting her when you did.
Yep, I think Sidra and Mulva are the top 2 memorable gfs.
 
episode:THE ABSTINENCEGeorge gets smart when he stops having sex, but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club.

 
FLEX PICK

SHRINKAGE

SHRINKAGE

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

 
FLEX PICK

SHRINKAGE

SHRINKAGE

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
Note Shrinkage is already taken as a catch phrase so your pick will actually be Georges physical shrinkage. NTTAWWT.
 
Team EviloutsiderCharacter - Mickey Abbot (the midget)guest star - Roger McDowell (The Second Spitter)Jerrys girlfriend - Two-Faceboss/supervisor - crazy family/in law - Cousin Jeffreyfood item -Kenny Rogers Rosaterslocation - inanimate object - ***silli Jerriepisode - The Marine Biologistcatch phrase - "I'm Out"2 flex - The Festivus Pole Elaine's Little Kicks

 
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What are we doing about jwvdinfinity?
You indicated before that he said he wanted somebody to pick for him today, as he wouldn't be on. I'd be happy to take a look at his team and do so if the commish allows.
 
jwvkjlb is already 20 minutes into his turn. I pm-ed him about the pick he missed earlier. He has 10 minutes to make a pick or we skip him again and he can make his 2 missed picks whenever he gets here.

 
Since everybody's doing it here, I'll hrow team Homer out there for all to peruse with awe and wonderment.Character: KramerGuest Star: Keith HernandezGirlfriend: Sidra (They're real and they're spectacular)Boss: __________Family Member: _________________Food Item: The Big SaladLocation: ________________Inanimate Object: The Pez DispenserEpisode: The Bizarro Jerry (with man-hands and corporate Kramer)Catch Phrase: "Yada Yada"Flex 1: Bob SacamanoFlex 2: The Today Sponge

 
What are we doing about jwvdinfinity?
You indicated before that he said he wanted somebody to pick for him today, as he wouldn't be on. I'd be happy to take a look at his team and do so if the commish allows.
If someone can show me such a post, I'm fine with this.
 
What are we doing about jwvdinfinity?
You indicated before that he said he wanted somebody to pick for him today, as he wouldn't be on. I'd be happy to take a look at his team and do so if the commish allows.
If someone can show me such a post, I'm fine with this.
He deleted it, so I suppose he wants to pick...
He actually has posted in the FFA lately, so he's around now and again.
 
Since everybody's doing it here, I'll hrow team Homer out there for all to peruse with awe and wonderment.

Character: Kramer

Guest Star: Keith Hernandez

Girlfriend: Sidra (They're real and they're spectacular)

Boss: __________

Family Member: _________________

Food Item: The Big Salad

Location: ________________

Inanimate Object: The Pez Dispenser

Episode: The Bizarro Jerry (with man-hands and corporate Kramer)

Catch Phrase: "Yada Yada"

Flex 1: Bob Sacamano

Flex 2: The Today Sponge
that is a strong team so far Homer J :thumbup:
 
Since everybody's doing it here, I'll hrow team Homer out there for all to peruse with awe and wonderment.

Character: Kramer

Guest Star: Keith Hernandez

Girlfriend: Sidra (They're real and they're spectacular)

Boss: __________

Family Member: _________________

Food Item: The Big Salad

Location: ________________

Inanimate Object: The Pez Dispenser

Episode: The Bizarro Jerry (with man-hands and corporate Kramer)

Catch Phrase: "Yada Yada"

Flex 1: Bob Sacamano

Flex 2: The Today Sponge
that is a strong team so far Homer J :thumbup:
:pickle:
 

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