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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.

 
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Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewish Angst

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
:mellow: Didn't really come across to me. I always thought the show was overwhelmingly blithe.

 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewish Angst

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
Worst pick of the draft...by FAR
 
I'm guessing mostly 'not' at this point. Funny I've participated in numerous discusons about it and even read some scholastic papers on the subject.

 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
I've heard it referred to as Jewishness, Jewish Gestault, and Jewish Angst. I've ammended my pick to Jewishness, as it probably best captures the concept.
 
I'm predicting a run on episodes, so I'm going with

The Bizarro Jerry

Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is "TCB." Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has "man hands." George uses a picture of her and passes her off as his dead finance Susan; that gets him into the "Forbidden City" where high priced models hang out. Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone.
I keep thinking all the episode picks are steals... makes me think you could wait until the last round and still pick a great one.
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
 
Time to take some chances

Flex Pick

Jerry - You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Ménage à Trois

gf - that sounds like a wild idea.

Works even better when George uses the idea
I expected that one to slip too far. It did.
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
I don't even understand this pick. What's Jewish about the show? Maybe I just don't know the difference between Jewish and non-Jewish, but I can't tell.
 
Now it's catchphrase time,

Yadda Yadda
Can't believe that lasted this long. Two solid picks from Homer.
I actually thought it was a terrible pick, which is why I grabbed hello newman. The whole yadda thing wasn't very funny at all.
Speaking of Newman, wouldn't the phrase "Newman!" have been better? I know I use "Newman!" in everyday conversation instead of say "damn it!" or "sh##", but I never say "Hello, Newman". "Newman!" is the more popular catch phrase.
Dang, he's right.
 
Since several of you seem to be hanging around here anyway, feel free to take your pick selections thus far over to the test forum and begin you're write up. Lets keep it to 3 lines per selection. They'll be 4 groups of 3 going head to head. Then with 4 semi finals, would you prefer 1 more poll for a winner or 2 H2H and 1 final H2H? I'd like to start the polls by Monday at the latest and give each set of polls 48 hours. Anyone that doesn't have a write up posted in the test forum or pm-ed to me, I'll just use their list as is.
I don't understand this. Twelve teams will easily fit on one poll. Also, that way you can see exactly where you ranked.The only other way for it to be fair is to have all the teams with the main four go H2H in the first round.
Nobody will read 12 writeups at once.
 
episode:

THE ABSTINENCE

George gets smart when he stops having sex, but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club.
I'm getting more and more convinced that episodes are kickers. Every one of them is great.
 
This includes the counter-clockwise swirl ...

"The Move" - Flex

:blush:
With two rounds left, I'm not sure Nigel can be caught. He has amassed an outstanding team from a tough draft position. Of course, the end of the draft will be telling. There's one thing left that, if someone takes it, I may give my vote simply based on creativity of that pick.
Point it out if it happens and if it doesnt.
I'm never one to let my opinion slide by unexpressed. :D
FFA motto.
 
episode:

THE ABSTINENCE

George gets smart when he stops having sex, but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club.
I'm getting more and more convinced that episodes are kickers. Every one of them is great.
This one is brilliant and definitely was on my short list...I calculated the odds on ever getting the chance to have sex with a Portugese waitress...mathematically I had to do it.
 
episode:

THE ABSTINENCE

George gets smart when he stops having sex, but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club.
I'm getting more and more convinced that episodes are kickers. Every one of them is great.
I agree. Even if my Top 11 had been gone, I would have been more than happy with my 12th.
 
SOme help with the abstract pick:

From the Jewish Museum site

One of the many issues that Seinfeld did (or did not) engage was the Jewish sensibility epitomized by the series' title character, who was (and was not) the same as stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld. As with every other aspect of the series, Seinfeld's presentation of Jewishness was never straightforward — beginning with the identities of its protagonists. Although of the four main characters only Jerry Seinfeld was identified as a Jew, all the characters have been understood — at least by many Jewish viewers — as crypto-Jews deliberately, playfully, and transparently disguised. link

Lost in New York: The Schlemiel and the Schlimazel in Seinfeld

This essay was originally published as “The Schlemiel and the Schlimazl in Seinfeld.” Journal of Popular Film and Television 22.3 (1994): 116-124. Reprinted here with permission from Heldref Publications.

Someone has stolen George's glasses, or so he thinks. He has actually left them on top of his locker at the health club. He steps out from the optical shop, where he is trying on new frames, squints down the street, and "sees" Jerry's girlfriend Amy kissing Jerry's cousin. Never mind that the frames he is wearing have no lenses. He reports the sighting to Jerry. Despite Elaine's caution ("He couldn't tell an apple from an onion, and he's your star witness!"), Jerry believes George. Confronting Amy, Jerry says, "Let's cut the bull, sister!" In the process of trying to extract the supposed truth from Amy, Jerry loses her. Eventually, George realizes that he actually saw a police officer kissing her horse. "I was an idiot for listening to you," Jerry complains.

If Jerry is an "idiot," he is a special kind of idiot. The hit show Seinfeld regularly employs the schlemiel/schlimazel shtick evolved from Yiddish folklore and literature. In Joys of Yiddish, Leo Rosten defines the two types of classic Yiddish fools: "the schlimazel is the one who gets soup spilt on him. . . . It is the schlemiel, of course, whose 'accident' spills the soup . . . onto others" (quoted in Pinkser 6). In the above episode ("The Glasses" [5003]), Jerry plays the schlimazel to George's schlemiel. Over nine seasons, in episode after well-watched episode, America witnessed the schlemiel-and-schlimazel style idiocies of sidekicks Jerry, George, and Elaine. Whereas George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Jerry Seinfeld exemplify the luckless Jewish fools, the man with one name—Kramer—has all the luck. The predominant comic business of the show resides in the lucklessness of its presumably Jewish characters contrasted with the uncanny luck of the lone gentile-apparent. In The Schlemiel as Modern Hero, Ruth R. Wisse contends that "chlemiel humor . . . would have been as unpalatable to earlier generations of Americans as gefilte fish, a similar device for camouflaging rotten leavings for a delicacy" (74). The show's roots in Jewish folklore, literature, and humor may, ironically, explain its current popularity with mainstream America.

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From the St. James Encyclopedia of Pop Culture:

...Seinfeld however adds an element that neither Benny nor Burns ever dared venture. As a bridge in his physical movement between the nightclub stage and the apartment, he walks a balancing act of personal identities. He is, to most appearances, Jerry the American, one of TV's "us," a televisually acceptable, conventionally well-dressed single white male. But Jerry is also, by turns of emphasis, one of "them," a New York Jew, a sarcastic wisecracking cynic with an overbite, living on the margin of the American middle class. He can be funny, weird, exotic, lively, obnoxious, or any of the other qualities American ethnic mythology has tagged on to Jewishness. link

From tvdvd reviews:

On July 5, 1989, NBC unceremoniously dumped a pilot called The Seinfeld Chronicles onto its primetime lineup. The sitcom, created by frequent Tonight Show guest Jerry Seinfeld and fellow comedian Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), had met with poor reactions when shown to test audiences. It was "too New York." It was "too Jewish." ... link

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I guess I did really underestimate my ausience on this pick.

 
episode:

THE ABSTINENCE

George gets smart when he stops having sex, but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club.
I'm getting more and more convinced that episodes are kickers. Every one of them is great.
Yeah, my only regret is not taking Festivus at 4, even though I love the Bubble Boy.
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
He's been my copilot for this draft and he wants in for Simpsons Draft II.
 
Ok, I won't be online most of tomorrow, although I'll try to get on about 12:00 EST. So, if my turn comes up before 11:30 EST, skip me. If it's 11:30 or later, give me my 30 min.I'll have my write-up ready early Monday morning, as I assume the polls won't start until next week.See ya later alligators.

 
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Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
:) thanks!
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
He's been my copilot for this draft and he wants in for Simpsons Draft II.
yeah, IN for the simpsons draft part deux.
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
:) thanks!
Is that Egon?
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
:) thanks!
Is that Egon?
:yes:
 
Okay for my final flex, I'm going to take a huge part of the show that's very hard to describe. Either you'll get it and agree or not. I take:

The Over-riding Jewishness

that permeated the entire series. Only Woody Allen movies rival the Seinfeld Show to reproducing the this phenomenon.
odd pick
Every time I see this username/avatar combo I literally laugh out loud. Love it.
He's been my copilot for this draft and he wants in for Simpsons Draft II.
yeah, IN for the simpsons draft part deux.
alright we have Homer J, Nigel, Print and me...things are happening here :D
 

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