Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I was thinking the same thing, but it doesn't bother me too much. Not really a fan of the category and Frank is really the only vote-getter, in my opinion.
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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Early_10
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I assumed that's why "in-laws" was included in the title.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I may be back in Columbus in late March. Want to pretend to grab a beer again?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I guess there are technically no "in-laws" on the show.
pantagrapher
Footballguy
Next two rounds tomorrow? or are we still going?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm busy that month. Sorry.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You're kind of like Hitler.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Kind of like kind of a ####.
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I guess the timer is off. I don't even know who's turn it is at this point. Marco?
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The Dreaded Marco
Footballguy
flex: The Kavorka
Kramer: Hey.
Jerry: Hey. What are you doing?
Kramer: I’ve got the Kavorka Jerry.
Jerry: The Kavorka? What’s that?
Kramer: The lure of the animal. I’m dangerous.
Jerry: What is this thing around your neck?
Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. I just bathed in vinegar.
Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building.
Kramer: Keep away Jerry. Keep away
Kramer: Hey.
Jerry: Hey. What are you doing?
Kramer: I’ve got the Kavorka Jerry.
Jerry: The Kavorka? What’s that?
Kramer: The lure of the animal. I’m dangerous.
Jerry: What is this thing around your neck?
Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. I just bathed in vinegar.
Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building.
Kramer: Keep away Jerry. Keep away
pantagrapher
Footballguy
Dammit. Good one.I'm off for now, but I'll check back in in a couple hours.
Tick
Footballguy
She did say earlier in the thread (I think when Smoo was complaining about there being enough characters to fill some categories) that girlfriend families would probably fly in this category.I guess there are technically no "in-laws" on the show.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Cool. Thanks.She did say earlier in the thread (I think when Smoo was complaining about there being enough characters to fill some categories) that girlfriend families would probably fly in this category.I guess there are technically no "in-laws" on the show.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Time for me to fulfill the "Location" category, so I'm going to pick the setting for one of the watershed Seinfeld episodes...
The Chinese Restaurant
I can still remember my sister telling me about this show and saying, "It's hysterical...they did an entire episode that's just them waiting for a table in a Chinese restaurant". I started watching the next week and never looked back.
I say "PHONE CALL, CARTWRIGHT!" You no answer. I hang up.
The Chinese Restaurant
I can still remember my sister telling me about this show and saying, "It's hysterical...they did an entire episode that's just them waiting for a table in a Chinese restaurant". I started watching the next week and never looked back.
I say "PHONE CALL, CARTWRIGHT!" You no answer. I hang up.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
The last boss with at least a few decent laughs is my boy from NBC,Russel DowrimpleYes, I've begun taking kickers...
phrozen
Footballguy
good pick HomerTime for me to fulfill the "Location" category, so I'm going to pick the setting for one of the watershed Seinfeld episodes...
The Chinese Restaurant
I can still remember my sister telling me about this show and saying, "It's hysterical...they did an entire episode that's just them waiting for a table in a Chinese restaurant". I started watching the next week and never looked back.
I say "PHONE CALL, CARTWRIGHT!" You no answer. I hang up.
The Dreaded Marco
Footballguy
I'll have another pick in the next several minutes. Gotta finish up at work first.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Remind me when you're coming out...so I know when to avoid you.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nice. Deflowering a virgin put JohnJohn pretty high on my list.
The Dreaded Marco
Footballguy
Location: "....one of the great handicapped toilets in the city".---George's private handicap bathroom at Play Now
Jerry: Uh, bathroom.
George: Hey, use mine. I’ll let you in.
Jerry: I thought it was open to the public.
George: I uh, took care of that.
(Both go to the bathroom, which looks really nice)
Jerry: Wow! Zanadu . No wonder you’re putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal) May I?
George: I insist. I’ll fix us a drink. (phone rings – who would that be?) I got it.
George: So, check out my view.
Jerry: Uh, bathroom.
George: Hey, use mine. I’ll let you in.
Jerry: I thought it was open to the public.
George: I uh, took care of that.
(Both go to the bathroom, which looks really nice)
Jerry: Wow! Zanadu . No wonder you’re putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal) May I?
George: I insist. I’ll fix us a drink. (phone rings – who would that be?) I got it.
George: So, check out my view.
Killerclown
Footballguy
still 2 great locations left.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
who wants the 2 SOD's?
Killerclown
Footballguy
so next up is Demian then Norwood
pantagrapher
Footballguy
If I'm following, you currently have two picks left.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Beefarino - food
You fed Beefarino to the horse?
RUSTY!!! RUSTY!!!!
You fed Beefarino to the horse?
RUSTY!!! RUSTY!!!!
Killerclown
Footballguy
good picksCosjobs nextthen Nigelthen JW
cosjobs
Footballguy
For my episode, I select:
The Parking Garage
On a shopping trip to a NJ Mall, Jerry and friends lose their car in the Parking Garage. Jerry and George get arrested for peeing in the garage. Kramer is so involved wearing "the jacket" he loses his air conditioner and George ends up being late for his parents' anniversary.
Famous Quotes:
Jerry: "There’s too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character."
George: I don't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum
Jerry: "You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
"What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."
"Does that bother you?"
"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
"Not at all."
"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"
"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
The Parking Garage
On a shopping trip to a NJ Mall, Jerry and friends lose their car in the Parking Garage. Jerry and George get arrested for peeing in the garage. Kramer is so involved wearing "the jacket" he loses his air conditioner and George ends up being late for his parents' anniversary.
Famous Quotes:
Jerry: "There’s too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character."
George: I don't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum
Jerry: "You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
"What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."
"Does that bother you?"
"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
"Not at all."
"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"
"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
Early_10
footballgoddess
Nigel Tufnel on the clock starting 10am est.Demian - still 1 pick behindjwvcjw - still 1 pick behindI'm running out for a little bit but will be back long before my turn. Someone (Homer?) keep on pm-ing so we can finish this up today. Do we go down in ffa history for completing a draft in 5 days? gb a team of slackers.
gb a team of slackers.
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Killerclown
Footballguy
can I pm someone by picks for this morning ?
pantagrapher
Footballguy
Is the big board up-to-date?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yep.Nigel T is up
JW is on deck
Killerclown is in the hole.
Demian and JW are still one pick behind...
I think with JW's schedule, I'll just pick for killerclown after Nigel picks. After which it will be Pantagrapher, Eviloutsider and Mon with 2 picks.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Not only a tasty treat, but a metaphor for race-relations:
Food - The Black-and-White Cookie
"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"
Food - The Black-and-White Cookie
"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"
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pantagrapher
Footballguy
Nigel looks to the cookie. Careful, man. :X
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I'm not feeling so well all of a sudden. :X
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Picking for Killerclown at the Flex position.
The Bro/Mansierre
Kramer: I like "the Bro".
Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.
The Bro/Mansierre
Kramer: I like "the Bro".
Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.