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My wife was grading homework and looked over to me during the ending scene to ask if I was challenged to sit through the whole show or if I was doing it because I liked it. I was seriously shuked at first but then well :shrug: I'm still shuked as to why.

 
I know its pointless to try and do the barest analysis of these characters but how stupid is Jax to believe anything his mom says, seeing as how she has pathologically lied to EVERYONE, especially him.

"Well mom says random asian guy killed Tara, must be true, derp derp derp."

 
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Porkchop Express said:
I know its pointless to try and do the barest analysis of these characters but how stupid is Jax to believe anything his mom says, seeing as how she has pathologically lied to EVERYONE, especially him.
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OMG I know right? Jax has got to be the dumbest person on the show to even slightly trust Gemma. How does he not see it? Oh wait, nevermind Jax is just a scripted character written by Sutter who wants more screen time for his wife...

 
Effing Jax... everywhere the guy goes there's a storm cloud over his head. Everyone can be hanging out, shooting pool, drinking beer and having a grand ol' time and then Jax shows up and rains on everyone's parade. :thumbdown:

And then there's the table drama... "if anyone of you would not be willing to die for the guy sitting next to you, now's the time to speak up." And I'm looking around the table at a bunch of conniving, lying derelicts and I wonder, what would happen if I were to stand up and say, "eff all this, good luck with yellow and brown fellas."

 
johnnycakes said:
Effing Jax... everywhere the guy goes there's a storm cloud over his head. Everyone can be hanging out, shooting pool, drinking beer and having a grand ol' time and then Jax shows up and rains on everyone's parade. :thumbdown:

And then there's the table drama... "if anyone of you would not be willing to die for the guy sitting next to you, now's the time to speak up." And I'm looking around the table at a bunch of conniving, lying derelicts and I wonder, what would happen if I were to stand up and say, "eff all this, good luck with yellow and brown fellas."
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So, do you want it cut out or burnt off? :coffee:

 
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Effing Jax... everywhere the guy goes there's a storm cloud over his head. Everyone can be hanging out, shooting pool, drinking beer and having a grand ol' time and then Jax shows up and rains on everyone's parade. :thumbdown:

And then there's the table drama... "if anyone of you would not be willing to die for the guy sitting next to you, now's the time to speak up." And I'm looking around the table at a bunch of conniving, lying derelicts and I wonder, what would happen if I were to stand up and say, "eff all this, good luck with yellow and brown fellas."
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So, do you want it cut out or burnt off? :coffee:
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I prefer branding and sanding.

 
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Effing Jax... everywhere the guy goes there's a storm cloud over his head. Everyone can be hanging out, shooting pool, drinking beer and having a grand ol' time and then Jax shows up and rains on everyone's parade. :thumbdown:

And then there's the table drama... "if anyone of you would not be willing to die for the guy sitting next to you, now's the time to speak up." And I'm looking around the table at a bunch of conniving, lying derelicts and I wonder, what would happen if I were to stand up and say, "eff all this, good luck with yellow and brown fellas."
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So, do you want it cut out or burnt off? :coffee:
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I prefer branding and sanding.
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:lmao:

 
Good Posting Judge said:
BTW, even the cops on GTA aren't this bad. "Well, we don't really have anything against you, you're free to go!"
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Well it really wasn't that big of a deal. Local doctor/mother killed with a weenie fork in her own home is pretty run-of-the-mill.

BTW: Whatever happened to that Sheriff Eli fellow? I think I remember him being on last season but they barely even mentioned him this last episode.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge said:
BTW, even the cops on GTA aren't this bad. "Well, we don't really have anything against you, you're free to go!"
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Well it really wasn't that big of a deal. Local doctor/mother killed with a weenie fork in her own home is pretty run-of-the-mill.

BTW: Whatever happened to that Sheriff Eli fellow? I think I remember him being on last season but they barely even mentioned him this last episode.
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Juice gunned him down in the kitchen. But, you know, no big whoop.

 
Insein said:
Season predictions:

50/50 that Gemma lives

At least 2 songs by Lynard Skynard will be covered acoustically by a female.

Juice cries, possibly while naked, about life being so unfair.

Something so outlandishly ridiculous happens that you won't be able to help but laugh.
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This was pretty damn close to accurate

 
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
Effing Jax... everywhere the guy goes there's a storm cloud over his head. Everyone can be hanging out, shooting pool, drinking beer and having a grand ol' time and then Jax shows up and rains on everyone's parade. :thumbdown:

And then there's the table drama... "if anyone of you would not be willing to die for the guy sitting next to you, now's the time to speak up." And I'm looking around the table at a bunch of conniving, lying derelicts and I wonder, what would happen if I were to stand up and say, "eff all this, good luck with yellow and brown fellas."
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So, do you want it cut out or burnt off? :coffee:
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I prefer
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HFS...

 
I want to like the last 4 pages. Finally watched this awesome crap last night.

Jax killing Juice and Gemma at the end of it all is going to be the greatest torture porn ever. Probably to an acoustic cover of Motley Crue. And with several product placements.

 
Bogart said:
I want to like the last 4 pages. Finally watched this awesome crap last night.

Jax killing Juice and Gemma at the end of it all is going to be the greatest torture porn ever. Probably to an acoustic cover of Motley Crue. And with several product placements.
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A slow acoustic "kick start my heart" is what I envision.

 
Insein said:
Bogart said:
I want to like the last 4 pages. Finally watched this awesome crap last night.

Jax killing Juice and Gemma at the end of it all is going to be the greatest torture porn ever. Probably to an acoustic cover of Motley Crue. And with several product placements.
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A slow acoustic "kick start my heart" is what I envision.
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Maybe "Mother" by Danzig covered by Steve Earle or some other boring ###hole.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Insein said:
Bogart said:
I want to like the last 4 pages. Finally watched this awesome crap last night.

Jax killing Juice and Gemma at the end of it all is going to be the greatest torture porn ever. Probably to an acoustic cover of Motley Crue. And with several product placements.
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A slow acoustic "kick start my heart" is what I envision.
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Maybe "Mother" by Danzig covered by Steve Earle or some other boring ###hole.
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Perfect.

 
woman found stabbed to death in the arms of her gang leader 27 time felony convicted husband whom she days earlier threatened to rat out and destroy his entire gang. local police chief lying shot to death on the floor a few feet away.

"sorry for your loss jax. you are free to go"

 
I thought referencing the show's "mythology" was my favorite example of how this guy takes his dumb show way too seriously, but the last couple questions were pretty strong too.

 
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