***OFFICIAL*** Sons of Anarchy Thread (2 Viewers)

[Hilts]

And Jax doesn't even bother trying to hide the British accent anymore.

British bikers? I smell a spin-off.

 

[AcerFC]

Joke all you guys want, but its clear that the musical montages make an impact on my life

Im driving to work this morning when this song comes on. I have no idea why I know it and then, just like a bolt of lightning, it hits me and I see Jax in my vision. Sure enough, after a little sleuth Internet work, it was a song in a musical montage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0EqE18lDc

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lucky bobby, almost wish that was my direct tv box

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ruca ‏@__vampqueen

I feel so bad for Abel, barely 5 years old and he's been threw so much already. @SonsofAnarchy

Ladie Ty ‏@tytheprimadivaI wasn't ready for tonight's episode. My emotions are all over the place @SonsofAnarchy I can't believe it's only 4 left.

Jessica Griffin ‏@jgriffffbtw, I'm still on my floor, where I suspect I will be for a while, and I am still crying. Bye, everyone. @SonsofAnarchy

Emily Peach ‏@_princesspeach2I think I need to pick my jaw up off the floor from that. Poor bobby. He didn't deserve it #SOAFX @SonsofAnarchy

Alesia Robinson. ‏@alesiahelenI'm crying @SonsofAnarchy

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

So Able stumbles/catches Gemma "confessing" again?

He's the best cop that has ever been on this show.

 

[Porkchop Express]

Jax's glasses

They are riding glasses numbnuts.

yeah that's probably the most realistic part and he rips it

LOL, wow lots of sore asses. He looked like a doof, thats the point.

 

[johnnycakes]

Jax's glasses

They are riding glasses numbnuts.

http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/The-Original-KDs/products/1/

 

[AcerFC]

So Able stumbles/catches Gemma "confessing" again?

He's the best cop that has ever been on this show.

So whats the payoff here

Abel tells Jax or Abel asks grandma why she killed his mommy

Does she kill the kid to shut him up

I really am on the edge of my seat. Cant wait to see how it shakes down

And Juice must have had butt sechs before amirite

 

[AcerFC]

Jax's glasses

They are riding glasses numbnuts.

http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/The-Original-KDs/products/1/

I would think the sons could afford a mid level pair of glasses

 

[Insein]

Jax's glasses

They are riding glasses numbnuts.

http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/The-Original-KDs/products/1/

I would think the sons could afford a mid level pair of glasses

Idk, when was the last time they actually made money on something?

 

[johnnycakes]

Jax's glasses

They are riding glasses numbnuts.

http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/The-Original-KDs/products/1/

I would think the sons could afford a mid level pair of glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi related

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm not the only one who openly watches this as a satire, am I?

 

[doowain]

Semi related

South Park did it better

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi related

South Park did it better

Did what better?

 

[Insein]

I'm not the only one who openly watches this as a satire, am I?

 

[doowain]

Semi related

South Park did it better

Did what better?

I know that wasn't necessarily the point of that cartoon, but referring to groups of guys on motorcycles as ####. Guess you didn't watch it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi related

South Park did it better

Did what better?

I know that wasn't necessarily the point of that cartoon, but referring to groups of guys on motorcycles as ####. Guess you didn't watch it.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[doowain]

Semi related

South Park did it better

Did what better?

I know that wasn't necessarily the point of that cartoon, but referring to groups of guys on motorcycles as ####. Guess you didn't watch it.

What the hell are you talking about?

So you didn't watch it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You're ruining this whole thread.

 

[The Ref]

I urge everyone to go back and watch the fall that the Lady Cop takes over and over. She just falls backward stiffly over the desk.

I'm happy I'm not the only one who caught this. She looks like she got pushed over by hulk hogan with full force. You can tell someone saw the first take and said "whoa that's overkill" and Kurt said "that's a wrap".

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I urge everyone to go back and watch the fall that the Lady Cop takes over and over. She just falls backward stiffly over the desk.

I'm happy I'm not the only one who caught this. She looks like she got pushed over by hulk hogan with full force. You can tell someone saw the first take and said "whoa that's overkill" and Kurt said "that's a wrap".

It's weird that they sloppily get stuff like this wrong, like the black chick in bed who gets shot in the beginning of the season and it's an obvious dummy.

 

[badmojo1006]

It would be fun if they did one of those "Where are they now" in the last episode.

Never mind, they will all be dead

 

[Limp Ditka]

Firing up the DVR

2:18

 

[Hilts]

Every gang/person gets screwed trusting Jax. Why do they continue to blindly trust him? He just says "You need to trust me." and everyone just says 'oh, okay'.

 

[identikit]

Every gang/person gets screwed trusting Jax. Why do they continue to blindly trust him? He just says "You need to trust me." and everyone just says 'oh, okay'.

It's the accent.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Happy showing some serious chops here

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I urge everyone to go back and watch the fall that the Lady Cop takes over and over. She just falls backward stiffly over the desk.

I'm happy I'm not the only one who caught this. She looks like she got pushed over by hulk hogan with full force. You can tell someone saw the first take and said "whoa that's overkill" and Kurt said "that's a wrap".

It's weird that they sloppily get stuff like this wrong, like the black chick in bed who gets shot in the beginning of the season and it's an obvious dummy.

Clip from next week's SOA.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

 

[Limp Ditka]

Cramming that thing is the happiest juicy boy's been in about 2 seasons

 

[Limp Ditka]

@ Nero

Not this #### again, momma

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://www.amazon.com/Sons-Anarchy-Bratva-Christopher-Golden/dp/1250060834

 

[Limp Ditka]

Jury's replacement is least intimidating MC Pres ever

 

[Hilts]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

That hair over her one eye thing reminds me of one of the dogs from lady and the tramp.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

That hair over her one eye thing reminds me of one of the dogs from lady and the tramp.

*Rat noses a Metamucil pill across the plate to Gemma*

 

[johnnycakes]

Jury's replacement is least intimidating MC Pres ever

Who's that, Ralph Malph?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

How delusional is she that she thinks men still stare at her because the find her attractive and not because she a freak show?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

How delusional is she that she thinks men still stare at her because the find her attractive and not because she a freak show?

How delusional is Sutter for continuing to write for her like she's a real dish?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gemma: "Are you going to say something, or are you just going to stare at my ####?"

Rat: "I MUST HAVE YOU NOW, TEMPTRESS!"

How delusional is she that she thinks men still stare at her because the find her attractive and not because she a freak show?

How delusional is Sutter for continuing to write for her like she's a real dish?

Excellent point.

 

[Harry Manback]

I'm not the only one who openly watches this as a satire, am I?

I think the people who think it's not are in the minority

 

[Harry Manback]

Wendy is the most likable, responsible and believable character on this show.

I don't know his name, but the big dude who watched Chibbs plow that cop lady on her cruiser is my personal favorite.

 

[On The Rocks]

Where has the CCH Pounder character been this year?

Why isn't she around to clean up Charming?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

This Anarchy Afterword show may be the most awkward thing I've ever seen on TV.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Where has the CCH Pounder character been this year?

Why isn't she around to clean up Charming?

There hasn't been much crime or evidence of crime as of late, nothing really to clean up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wendy is the most likable, responsible and believable character on this show.

I don't know his name, but the big dude who watched Chibbs plow that cop lady on her cruiser is my personal favorite.

That's Quinn. He's played by some real-life biker/excon.

Where has the CCH Pounder character been this year?

Why isn't she around to clean up Charming?

Isn't she the new NCIS spinoff of some other turd pile?

This Anarchy Afterword show may be the most awkward thing I've ever seen on TV.

Pretty much.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I haven't watched any of the aftershows since the first one. Worth going back for them?

 

[FUBAR]

Wendy is the most likable, responsible and believable character on this show.

I don't know his name, but the big dude who watched Chibbs plow that cop lady on her cruiser is my personal favorite.

with Bobby gone, yep.

Really Bobby was the only character on the show I liked. Chibbs is okay.

 

[Ned]

Wendy is the most likable, responsible and believable character on this show.

I don't know his name, but the big dude who watched Chibbs plow that cop lady on her cruiser is my personal favorite.

with Bobby gone, yep.

Really Bobby was the only character on the show I liked. Chibbs is okay.

I found Bobby super annoying.

My top 10 SOA Power Rankings:

1 - Opie

2 - Tig

3 - Happy

4 - Nero

5 - Jax

6 - Venus

7 - Stahl

8 - Jimmy O'Fallen

9 - Tara

10 - Half Sack

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Remember when Bobby used go around doing his Elvis impression to make side-money? Hence the name Bobby Elvis?

Best part of the show was the Rat/Teen story, which got about 90 seconds of screen-time and was not at all concerned with the inexorable death-march towards The Other Shoe Dropping.

 

[The Hardline]

What are the current odds as to who takes Gemma out:

Jax

Abel

Thomas

Nero

Chibbs

Tig

Juice

Other SOA Member (Quinn, Happy, Rat, Montez, etc.)

Unser

Wendy

Althea

Chucky

Other Gang (Brown/Black/Yellow/Etc.)

Suicide

Implant rupture leading to infection and slow death

Attack by Zombie (Bobby, Clay, Tara, Opie,Filthy Phil, Otto, Piney, etc.)

Gemma gets away

Other - please explain