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***Official Thread for Evaluating MC Gas Money's IQ*** (2 Viewers)

Wait. This dude is Dr Zoidberg?
BrieflyThe threads that are being posted are after I gave the keys away. I didnt write any of it.
Really, by the content matches everything you've ever written... Also, the account was only active for a month:Group Members

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You'd figure someone who is smarter than 99.9999999997% of the world could keep their facts straight.

We're just lucky to have such a brilliant mind on the board :shrug:

 
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Also, in the one month he was posting as Zoidberg, he also started a thread about the luck of getting an awesome job. In 6 years you'd hope for some new material :shrug:

 
Living vicariously through a fake online persona is nothing new. He's like a fat chick who flirts with guys online using fake pics of cute skinny girls.
You think hot chicks post on football message boards pretending to be fat drunk middle aged men? I like to imagine so.
 
Hasn't it already been pretty common knowledge that MC is a compulsive liar?
Yes. Over and over, weird, sick, psychotic behavior.

I can't figure out how these threads get so much traction. Guess its the horrific accident on the side of the road ...
I'm impressed that over his 4 or 5 accounts/6-7 years posting and 5 digits worth of posts, he maintains the same story of having a higher IQ than Paul Allen, Bill Gates, Steve Hawking, and a little below Gary Kasparov.

Yet here he is, asking us how to kill ants and where to buy said ant killing products.

I think it would be beneficial to set up an "Ask the Genius" thread where we get to solve our problems with the help of one of the world's brightest.

 
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Problem:

A man has walked 2/3 of the distance across a railroad bridge when he sees a train approaching him at 45 miles per hour. If he can just manage to escape by running at a uniform speed to either end of the bridge, at what rate of speed must he run to avoid the train?
How long is the bridge?
What is under the bridge?

Which end is the train approaching from?
You aren't even good at trolling bc nobody is this stupid.
To be fair, he's said before that he's not really good with math. He's also shown that language is not a strength (doesn't get/can't figure out play-on-word jokes), and visual/spacial puzzles are out, too (like cutting cake evenly).

He's just good at IQ tests.

 

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