TAMPA-Ticket prices soared for the 50th annual Beef O'Brady Bowl as the secondary market for tickets rose markedly based on Ball State's free giveaway campaign. Ball State, based in Muncie, Ind is a small liberal arts school with one known quantity: easy women. Ball State student leader Marisa Jenkins said, "we are known as a great place of higher learning but we also like to party. In that vein the co-eds rarely wear underwear and when they do, it's usually a G-String or something edible."
Locals seemed excited about the underwear but less excited about the ticket prices. Tampa native and USF graduate Hector Capella said, "I was going to go to the game but prices are up to $700 for nosebleed seats now. I'm going to wait for these chicks to get drunk and hopefully catch some Midwestern scraps after the game, God Bless the Beef O'Brady Bowl."
University of Central Florida officials downplayed any crowd advantage Ball State may have due to the lack of underwear, but did say the Knights would have their their best fans in attendance as well. "Look, this is Florida and we have some whores ourselves, hell I've banged half the cheerleaders myself" says UCF all-conference kicker Shawn Moffitt. "I'm the kicker and I pull nines left and right, imagine what fat middle-aged bald guys can do."
The Beef O'Brady Bowl will be played at Tropicana Field in St Petersburg, Fla.
Kickoff is at 7:30 pm ET and will be carried on ESPN radio and television.