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*OFFICIAL* UnionHome Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl (1 Viewer)

8 pages on a bowl game between Central Florida and Ball State and the game hasn't even started yet. :lmao:
Over 6 of those pages are on last year's FIU-Marshall game.And T. Y. Hilton was in the game last year. Who knows what stars of tomorrow will appear tonight?
Drafted Goodbye T.Y. late in my dynasty league after all the other 'good' WRs were taken. Those other guppies must not have watched the greatest bowl game on the history of the Milky Way. :bowtie:Also, I find the lack of Beef 'O' Brady recipes for tonight's game disturbing. If this were the Super Bowl, you guys would have 8 pages of entrees, appetizers, snacks, desserts, etc. What gives? What's on the menu tonight?
http://www.beefobradys.com/sandwiches-finger-food.aspx
 
8 pages on a bowl game between Central Florida and Ball State and the game hasn't even started yet. :lmao:
Over 6 of those pages are on last year's FIU-Marshall game.And T. Y. Hilton was in the game last year. Who knows what stars of tomorrow will appear tonight?
Drafted Goodbye T.Y. late in my dynasty league after all the other 'good' WRs were taken. Those other guppies must not have watched the greatest bowl game on the history of the Milky Way. :bowtie: Also, I find the lack of Beef 'O' Brady recipes for tonight's game disturbing. If this were the Super Bowl, you guys would have 8 pages of entrees, appetizers, snacks, desserts, etc. What gives? What's on the menu tonight?
http://www.beefobradys.com/sandwiches-finger-food.aspx
I like how the Buffalo Chicken sandwich is 'new'. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I can see it now...it's a closed door meeting of the Beef 'O' Brady execs, sitting around a giant conference table in an office building several floors up. The leader angrily points at a chart showcasing declining sales year over year. He furiously slams his meaty fists on the table, straightens his clip on tie, takes a long gulp of water and says loudly: "Now I want fresh ideas and I want them NOW! Eubanks, we'll start with you. Whatcha got?"

Eubanks: "Well, I've been thinking maybe we should consider the gluten free crowd an..."

Chairman: "DAMN IT, EUBANKS! THAT NOT WHY WE HERE! GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS BOARD ROOM. JESUS....Ziske, what about you?"

Ziske *nervously pushing his chair back to stand up, shaking as he begins to speak*: "Sir, a lot of restaurants are promoting free range chic..."

Chairman: "NO! No, no, no, no NO! Gawd DAMN IT! We are not some hippy dippy jew joint up in Oregon for pete's sake, this is FLORIDA! Knipple, what about you?"

Knipple *with the bold assertion of a man who just banged a supermodel* : "It's easy, chief. You know what sells? Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches, that's what. They're on every menu on every mid-priced, chain restaurant in America. Bennigans, Fridays, Hullahans, Perkins...hell, we put that on the menu and sales will absolutely soar."

Chairman: "By god, Knipple, I think you're on to something. Hell, we can even put an orange bubble with the word "NEW" next to it. Knipple, congratulations, Mr. Vice President".

 
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My favorite part is how they call it Beef O Brady's Bowl: St. Petersburg as if they have to differentiate it from Beef O Brady's Bowl: Pasadena or something.

 
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