There are much more effective interrogation techniques that could have led to this information.
Interrogator 1: Now, prisoner -- you are accused of being in Al Qaeda on three counts -- Al Qaeda by thought, Al Qaeda by word, Al Qaeda by deed, and Al Qaeda by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?GITMO Detainee: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Interrogator 1: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Interrogator 2! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!
[JARRING CHORD]
[interrogator 2 holds out two ordinary modern household cushions]
Interrogator 2: Here they are, sir.
Interrogator 1: Now, prisoner -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of being Al Qaeda, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
GITMO Detainee: I don't know what you're talking about.
Interrogator 1: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Interrrogator! Poke her with the soft cushions!
[interrogator 2 carries out this rather pathetic torture]
Interrogator 1: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Interrogator 2: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, sir.
Interrogator 1: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Interrogator 2: Yes, sir.
Interrogator 1: [angrily hurling away the cushions]: Hm! He is made of harder stuff! Interrogator 3! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
[JARRING CHORD]
[Zoom into Interrogator 3's horrified face]
Interrogator 3 [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair?
[interrogator 2 pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one]
Interrogator 1: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Interrogator 2! Put him in the Comfy Chair!
[They roughly push him into the Comfy Chair]
Interrogator 1: [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Interrogator 2] Is that really all it is?
Interrogator 2: Yes, sir.
Interrogator 1: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, prisoner. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Interrogator 2: I confess!
Interrogator 1: Not you!