I ran to the store to get some produce and saw they had
these on sale, so I stocked up on a few 4-packs because I find them to be really good when hanging out with friends who are all drinking. I went to the self-check, but it refused to accept these because CA doesn't allow alcohol purchases via self-checkout.
Self-check attendant: You can't buy beer at the self check, you need to go to a regular checker.
Me: These aren't beer. They are sparkling water and contain no alcohol.
Self-check attendant: Even non-alcoholic beer has a little bit of alcohol in it.
Me: Again, this isn't beer, it's seltzer water. Look on the side of the box, it says "Contains ZERO alcohol". Non-alcoholic beer will list around 0.5% but this is literally 0%.
Self-check attendant: Well, even non-alcoholic hard seltzers will have small amounts of alcohol in them.
Me: Non-alcoholic hard seltzer? You mean like LaCroix?
Self-check attendant: Oh no, you can buy LaCroix in self check, those are just regular seltzer waters
I again reassured her that that's all these are, but figured I wasn't breaking through so my time would probably be better spent just waiting in one of the long standard checkout lines. The lady scans the first one, looks at me, and says "I'm going to need to see some ID". It's been a good 5-10 years since my old ### has been carded, and regular non-alcoholic 0-calorie carbonated water is what triggers it. While I'm digging my ID out of my wallet I tell the lady that they are just non-alcoholic seltzer waters and her response was "even non-alcoholic beer has a little bit of alcohol in it". Thankfully I got my ID out and paid before I had to relive my conversation from 10 minutes prior.