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Otis in the Suburbs (1 Viewer)

Otis in the Suburbs

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How much time does Brit tack onto his jobs by stopping several dozen times each day to take pictures? Gotta be 50% longer, no?
I moved a large rock this weekend, because there was a bare spot in our rock wall, and could not resist taking a series of pictures to chronicle the journey. I also videotaped myself surface cleaning my deck. bag
I'd be curious to see how you did it.I did this a few times. Huge pita. Makes you feel like a caveman though.
 
By the way, if any of you guys want a check for 2 grand, I'm pretty much just writing them daily and giving them out to everyone, so come on by. Owning a house in the suburbs is awesome.
Not a chance in hell I would pay that kind of money for those trees. And I'm a bit skeptical of his story about why the other trees are a littl scraggly.Installing the railing on the roof is simple. In fact, it's far easier than getting crown moulding perfect. Just sayin'. I did three sides of a 25' by 12' 2nd floor deck in three hours not counting paint, which was done by someone else. That was about an hour taking measurements. marking and prepping the job; an hour screwing in the footings/baseplates, and an hour mounting the posts and panels.
This house is old. I'm guessing when they go to install the railing, there will be rot, etc.
good guess... :thumbup:
 
'YSR said:
Otis - you using angies list for contractor recommendations? If not, you should take a look
That's exactly how I located the guy who just came by and gave me this masonry quote. :hifive:
I've had a lot of luck with ServiceMagic as well. They only accept highly rated vendors into their pool. I've used them for roofers and plumbers and been very satisfied with the guys they have put in touch with me.
angies list is the Hawk move
 
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Apparently the siding guys showed up to start today (he said "some time" this week when we last spoke), as did the landscapers. So my wife is sitting home right now, holed up in our bedroom, with a 2 month old, the painters are painting the entire downstairs, the siders are climbing all over the house and tearing off the old siding, and the landscapers are panning out along the property with mowers, blowers, and trimmers.

Sounds like mayhem. Glad I'm in the office.

 
'OC Zed said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
'Otis said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
My proximity to Mexico lowers all of these prices by 40-60% or more.
We're good up here.
Racist. ;)The weather couldn't be better. And OC couldn't be whiter to be honest. I crave diversity from time to time. And I'll take the cheap labor.
Huge misconception here... North OC and Irvine are ridiculously diverse.ETA: You just have to dig all kinds of Asians and Persians.
North OC is a full 30 minutes from me with no traffic. I'll give you the Asian and Arab populations. But they're not exactly prominent(except in westminster)or looking to share their culture, they're here because they're educated and have high paying jobs and can afford it. :shrug:
 
'JerseyToughGuys said:
'Britney Spears said:
How much time does Brit tack onto his jobs by stopping several dozen times each day to take pictures? Gotta be 50% longer, no?
I moved a large rock this weekend, because there was a bare spot in our rock wall, and could not resist taking a series of pictures to chronicle the journey. I also videotaped myself surface cleaning my deck. bag
I'd be curious to see how you did it.I did this a few times. Huge pita. Makes you feel like a caveman though.
I had to put it on a hand truck. Will post pics soon.
 
Things getting wild around the house, but man it's looking like a TOTALLY different house. Unreal.

Here are some pics of the siding progress after day 1. It's amazing how crappy the old light blue, dirty white siding looks on the house, and how the beautiful new white siding (which will have black shutters) looks on the house. Looks like a new house. Combine that with the painting job they are doing inside -- and it is amazing -- and it's starting to feel like a brand new house. Hard to tell from these pics how much nicer the new siding is.

Also, note the pics of the rotting deck in the back. That will be gone in a month in place of a brand new patio. I'm going to pic document Brit-style as much as I can, so we can look back and remember what it was like when we moved in...

Oh and notice the awesome flowers I put in that planter last weekend, and how it'll be ripped out in a few weeks. I'll need to transplant them...


I feel like we got great value in buying a house for one price, throwing in 50k, but feeling like we can sell it for 150k more than we paid.

 
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PS any speculation on what those holes are in the house? Looks like it was a stucco house underneath, before they put on the old siding. But then they punched those holes through?

 
Oh and there is literally a raccoon living under that deck. Maybe a whole family of em. Wonder what the masonry dudes will do when those things jump out to defend their turf when they are trying to rip it out...

 
Oh and there is literally a raccoon living under that deck. Maybe a whole family of em. Wonder what the masonry dudes will do when those things jump out to defend their turf when they are trying to rip it out...
Masonary Dudes>>>>RacoonA shovel will dispatch of the racoon(s) rather quickly. Masonary Dudes aren't some kinda wet behind the ear city slicker that is terrified of a coon.
 
Things getting wild around the house, but man it's looking like a TOTALLY different house. Unreal.Here are some pics of the siding progress after day 1. It's amazing how crappy the old light blue, dirty white siding looks on the house, and how the beautiful new white siding (which will have black shutters) looks on the house. Looks like a new house. Combine that with the painting job they are doing inside -- and it is amazing -- and it's starting to feel like a brand new house. Hard to tell from these pics how much nicer the new siding is. Also, note the pics of the rotting deck in the back. That will be gone in a month in place of a brand new patio. I'm going to pic document Brit-style as much as I can, so we can look back and remember what it was like when we moved in...Oh and notice the awesome flowers I put in that planter last weekend, and how it'll be ripped out in a few weeks. I'll need to transplant them...http://www.flickr.com/photos/63806057@N05/sets/72157626911650854/I feel like we got great value in buying a house for one price, throwing in 50k, but feeling like we can sell it for 150k more than we paid.
Oh man, this is awesome. What type of siding are you putting in? Hardy plank?Are you going to DIY the deck? That deck is pretty bad. I've been looking at TimberTech. I'm getting tired of re-staining my deck each year. It's way expensive though to get the material.
 
O> Make sure you have security laminate on those windows on the side of your front door. Crooks love those things.

 
Spray painting the shutters. Estimated cost: $15.
Shtick?
Not shtick.
Project update: Looks like two cans will cover six shutters. Revised budget: $10.
Can someone pop this into one of those make-your-own-comic things for me:Otis: Man, this 1978 Duster really is on its last legs. Has about 250k miles on it, all the systems in it are going, and it looks hideous. I'm gonna go spend 20k on a new car.

Pickles: If it were me, I'd just get new tires. Cost of project: few hundred bucks.

Otis: But you still have a broken down old car then, right?

Pickles: Spendthrift.

 
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Things getting wild around the house, but man it's looking like a TOTALLY different house. Unreal.

Here are some pics of the siding progress after day 1. It's amazing how crappy the old light blue, dirty white siding looks on the house, and how the beautiful new white siding (which will have black shutters) looks on the house. Looks like a new house. Combine that with the painting job they are doing inside -- and it is amazing -- and it's starting to feel like a brand new house. Hard to tell from these pics how much nicer the new siding is.

Also, note the pics of the rotting deck in the back. That will be gone in a month in place of a brand new patio. I'm going to pic document Brit-style as much as I can, so we can look back and remember what it was like when we moved in...

Oh and notice the awesome flowers I put in that planter last weekend, and how it'll be ripped out in a few weeks. I'll need to transplant them...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/63806057@N05/sets/72157626911650854/

I feel like we got great value in buying a house for one price, throwing in 50k, but feeling like we can sell it for 150k more than we paid.
Oh man, this is awesome. What type of siding are you putting in? Hardy plank?Are you going to DIY the deck? That deck is pretty bad.

I've been looking at TimberTech. I'm getting tired of re-staining my deck each year. It's way expensive though to get the material.
It's clapboard vinyl siding -- this stuff. We had considered the vinyl shake, but that stuff was literally nearly double the price, and my wife didn't like the look as much anyway. It's amazing how the portions they've done already make it look like a whole new house. The siding done before was not only ugly but a crap job. For instance, on the front of the house, at the bottom of the 2nd floor siding, you can see some material just hanging down from underneath where the siding ends. So incredibly sloppy. Looks like crap, especially on the front of your house. WTF? These guys do all the details right. All the little fixtures on the outside of the house, like hose spigots etc., have special fittings around them. Just well done.

So incredibly psyched to see what this place looks like in a week.

 
Oh yeah, and I'm not DIYing the deck. That would be a disaster, and really we'd prefer a paver patio at this point -- a whole lot easier to maintain and less change of animals taking up quarters undearneath. About to call a masonry guy to come in next month and tear out the deck, put in a nice size patio, stucco that ugly retaining wall, and redo our entire front walkway and stoop as well. Between that and the siding, along with the logging we did, it will be a completely different home on the outside when all is said and done.

 
So are they just covering up those holes in your house with siding or are you fixing it first? I certainly would want them fixed before being covered up, I can imagine all sorts of bugs and water getting in and causing all sorts of havoc.

 
So are they just covering up those holes in your house with siding or are you fixing it first? I certainly would want them fixed before being covered up, I can imagine all sorts of bugs and water getting in and causing all sorts of havoc.
They're not actually open holes -- looks like the house was previously stucco on the outside, and those holes were intentionally made and wood plugs put in them. For all I know maybe it's these siding guys who are doing it? Maybe those are anchor spots for the siding structures? I haven't asked, just noticed them and am trying to figure out why that was done. But yeah, I don't think there is anything to "fix" -- those don't appear to be random holes, they seem to have a purpose, and they are all plugged.Finding stucco underneath was a nice surprise -- makes the house sealed and insulated even better. Between that, insulation on the inside, insulation on the outside under the siding, and then the siding itself, this house should be pretty good on heat/cooling (for an old house at least).
 
So are they just covering up those holes in your house with siding or are you fixing it first? I certainly would want them fixed before being covered up, I can imagine all sorts of bugs and water getting in and causing all sorts of havoc.
They're not actually open holes -- looks like the house was previously stucco on the outside, and those holes were intentionally made and wood plugs put in them. For all I know maybe it's these siding guys who are doing it? Maybe those are anchor spots for the siding structures? I haven't asked, just noticed them and am trying to figure out why that was done. But yeah, I don't think there is anything to "fix" -- those don't appear to be random holes, they seem to have a purpose, and they are all plugged.Finding stucco underneath was a nice surprise -- makes the house sealed and insulated even better. Between that, insulation on the inside, insulation on the outside under the siding, and then the siding itself, this house should be pretty good on heat/cooling (for an old house at least).
I would at least ask the siding guys what their thoughts are on them. I realize I am sort of setting you up for another 5K answer here, but for your own piece of mind (since you are asking us about them, you must have a doubt too) I would want to know if it were me.
 
So are they just covering up those holes in your house with siding or are you fixing it first? I certainly would want them fixed before being covered up, I can imagine all sorts of bugs and water getting in and causing all sorts of havoc.
They're not actually open holes -- looks like the house was previously stucco on the outside, and those holes were intentionally made and wood plugs put in them. For all I know maybe it's these siding guys who are doing it? Maybe those are anchor spots for the siding structures? I haven't asked, just noticed them and am trying to figure out why that was done. But yeah, I don't think there is anything to "fix" -- those don't appear to be random holes, they seem to have a purpose, and they are all plugged.Finding stucco underneath was a nice surprise -- makes the house sealed and insulated even better. Between that, insulation on the inside, insulation on the outside under the siding, and then the siding itself, this house should be pretty good on heat/cooling (for an old house at least).
I would at least ask the siding guys what their thoughts are on them. I realize I am sort of setting you up for another 5K answer here, but for your own piece of mind (since you are asking us about them, you must have a doubt too) I would want to know if it were me.
I'm guessing the house used to be a huge birdhouse.
 
O> Make sure you have security laminate on those windows on the side of your front door. Crooks love those things.
:popcorn:
No shtick. Not even worth locking your doors if you're not going to laminate the windows... someone wants to break in, they just break the glass closest to the knob, then reach in and flip the deadbolt from the inside. It's really the minimum you should do. All windows should have laminate, but if you don't want to spend (on security, you're gonna be a cheapskate?), at least all the first-floor windows should, and at the very minimum do the ones by the front door. And make sure ADT hooks up the security monitors to those second-floor windows. Crooks know they usually just do the ground floor, and climbing up to the second floor to break in is very easy.
 
O> Make sure you have security laminate on those windows on the side of your front door. Crooks love those things.
:popcorn:
No shtick. Not even worth locking your doors if you're not going to laminate the windows... someone wants to break in, they just break the glass closest to the knob, then reach in and flip the deadbolt from the inside. It's really the minimum you should do. All windows should have laminate, but if you don't want to spend (on security, you're gonna be a cheapskate?), at least all the first-floor windows should, and at the very minimum do the ones by the front door. And make sure ADT hooks up the security monitors to those second-floor windows. Crooks know they usually just do the ground floor, and climbing up to the second floor to break in is very easy.
hmm good point, hadn't thought of that. Is this laminate stuff something I can do myself? Do I have to pay some dude 5 grand?
 
So are they just covering up those holes in your house with siding or are you fixing it first? I certainly would want them fixed before being covered up, I can imagine all sorts of bugs and water getting in and causing all sorts of havoc.
They're not actually open holes -- looks like the house was previously stucco on the outside, and those holes were intentionally made and wood plugs put in them. For all I know maybe it's these siding guys who are doing it? Maybe those are anchor spots for the siding structures? I haven't asked, just noticed them and am trying to figure out why that was done. But yeah, I don't think there is anything to "fix" -- those don't appear to be random holes, they seem to have a purpose, and they are all plugged.Finding stucco underneath was a nice surprise -- makes the house sealed and insulated even better. Between that, insulation on the inside, insulation on the outside under the siding, and then the siding itself, this house should be pretty good on heat/cooling (for an old house at least).
I would at least ask the siding guys what their thoughts are on them. I realize I am sort of setting you up for another 5K answer here, but for your own piece of mind (since you are asking us about them, you must have a doubt too) I would want to know if it were me.
Just a guess. The holes were used to blow insulation into the walls. Are they spaced about 16" apart? About 2"-3" in dia? Are the holes higher on the wall?
 
Holes could be termite treatment. As a kid a remember they had to come to our house and. Put a bunch of holes like that in

 
Holes could be termite treatment. As a kid a remember they had to come to our house and. Put a bunch of holes like that in
Actually, that would make sense. There apparently were termites some years ago -- at the foot of the house all the way around it there are a bunch of things drilled into the group, termite traps or bait or whatever. The inspector looked them over and explained that to me during the inspection (termite inspection was something I paid extra for). Basically whatever he saw in those things indicated that there were no termites anymore and haven't been for a long time. But that explanation would make sense, and I wondered about that myself. :hifive:
 
O> Make sure you have security laminate on those windows on the side of your front door. Crooks love those things.
:popcorn:
No shtick. Not even worth locking your doors if you're not going to laminate the windows... someone wants to break in, they just break the glass closest to the knob, then reach in and flip the deadbolt from the inside. It's really the minimum you should do. All windows should have laminate, but if you don't want to spend (on security, you're gonna be a cheapskate?), at least all the first-floor windows should, and at the very minimum do the ones by the front door. And make sure ADT hooks up the security monitors to those second-floor windows. Crooks know they usually just do the ground floor, and climbing up to the second floor to break in is very easy.
Can you laminate existing windows? Is this a DIY project?
 
Spray painting the shutters. Estimated cost: $15.
Shtick?
Not shtick.
Project update: Looks like two cans will cover six shutters. Revised budget: $10.
Can someone pop this into one of those make-your-own-comic things for me:Otis: Man, this 1978 Duster really is on its last legs. Has about 250k miles on it, all the systems in it are going, and it looks hideous. I'm gonna go spend 20k on a new car.

Pickles: If it were me, I'd just get new tires. Cost of project: few hundred bucks.

Otis: But you still have a broken down old car then, right?

Pickles: Spendthrift.
That's not the least bit funny, so no.
 
Spray painting the shutters. Estimated cost: $15.
Shtick?
Not shtick.
Project update: Looks like two cans will cover six shutters. Revised budget: $10.
Can someone pop this into one of those make-your-own-comic things for me:Otis: Man, this 1978 Duster really is on its last legs. Has about 250k miles on it, all the systems in it are going, and it looks hideous. I'm gonna go spend 20k on a new car.

Pickles: If it were me, I'd just get new tires. Cost of project: few hundred bucks.

Otis: But you still have a broken down old car then, right?

Pickles: Spendthrift.
That's not the least bit funny, so no.
Blog it up?
 
2 questions: one already a hot topic, wtf are those holes? And what's the Italian red in the kitchen window?
Whatever was in that bottle it's long gone. We've been killing at least a bottle a night. Becoming an expensive habit. Decided to cut back this week. I only had a glass last night, as did the wife, but then I couldn't stop myself from knocking back some of those hard iced tea deals. Tasty...
 

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