Snake in the Grass (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Where do you live? Suburbs, boonies?

Was the boonies but suburbs are reaching me.  Still open space, prairie dogs and lots of prairie rattlers within a few hundred yards, but they are pretty well behaved.  they stay over in their area, have pretty much for a decade, though I did get one out of my SIL's yard last year and she is only a few houses away.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The Colonials 90 minute hug does not sound that bad now compared to your 90 minutes of standing like a dork in your yard under the sprinkler.   

A dork!  I tell you sir I was the very embodiment of foppish, dad, suburban manhood.  Barefoot, rake in one hand cigar in the other, grey Target gym shorts and Packer jersey waving slightly in the breeze accentuating my bulging package, rippling shoulders and arms, and distended belly making me look like an overdo pregnant hippo.

 

[RokNRole]

Why even bother joining a message board if you're too lazy to read.

Because I like laughing at you

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So, Snake Away has been applied to yard.  It stinks to high heaven.  I'm hoping it also works against door-to-door salesmen.