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Otis in the Suburbs (1 Viewer)

Otis in the Suburbs

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Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
When did you move in?
2005
 
How is the guarantee implemented? If you kill the tree due to neglect, poor planting or overwatering is it covered?

 
Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
Top of the FG post :thumbup:
 
I'm building a workbench today with scrap wood from work and a stainless steel table top I got for free from the local taco joint. Might throw in a few beers to get me ready for my bowling league tonight. Wish me luck, I'm about as handy as Otis is gonna be in a few years
luck
 
I used to really look forward to getting out to a bar, getting lit up, and talking up wimmens. Now, I can't tell you how stoked I am to get a mitre saw and start working on building a radiator cover.

 
Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
Top of the FG post :thumbup:
Well played.
 
Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made.

Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one.

Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".

 
i'd be hesitant to buy plant life that i can't see with my own eyes
There's a replacement guarantee. :shrug:And I bet the plants are cheaper than at my local nurseries here. And I don't have to lug them home...
got a japanese flowering cherry tree as a gift last spring. came in a box, about 1 foot tall.. a branch with roots and a few buds. as of today it's about 7' tall at its highest point online tree ordering worked just fine for us :shrug:
 
I will say one thing, the house I am staying at in the Hamptons (East Hampton, surrounded by a thick woodland/forest type area) has no mosiquitos, looks like the owners of the house we are renting and/or perhaps the neighboring houses installed the bat houses and we see bats flying by every night and they seem to do a kick-a job.
"Bats are important indicators of a healthy environment. Because they are sensitive to high pollution and pesticide levels, they are useful as a warning sign to potential environmental problems. Also, bats can be important weapons in combating insects that are actually dangerous to humans. A small bat can capture more than 1,200 mosquitoes in a single hour! Also, bats cannot contract the West Nile Virus by eating infected mosquitoes. Besides mosquitoes, bats can help control the populations of beetles, moths, and leafhoppers. Many insects can hear bats up to 100 feet away and will avoid those areas occupied by bats. The effectiveness of bats in some areas diminishes the need for pesticides that can harm both the pests and their natural predators."WOW! How do you get them to live in the bat house?

 
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'Rohn Jambo said:
I will say one thing, the house I am staying at in the Hamptons (East Hampton, surrounded by a thick woodland/forest type area) has no mosiquitos, looks like the owners of the house we are renting and/or perhaps the neighboring houses installed the bat houses and we see bats flying by every night and they seem to do a kick-a job.
"Bats are important indicators of a healthy environment. Because they are sensitive to high pollution and pesticide levels, they are useful as a warning sign to potential environmental problems. Also, bats can be important weapons in combating insects that are actually dangerous to humans. A small bat can capture more than 1,200 mosquitoes in a single hour! Also, bats cannot contract the West Nile Virus by eating infected mosquitoes. Besides mosquitoes, bats can help control the populations of beetles, moths, and leafhoppers. Many insects can hear bats up to 100 feet away and will avoid those areas occupied by bats. The effectiveness of bats in some areas diminishes the need for pesticides that can harm both the pests and their natural predators."WOW! How do you get them to live in the bat house?
...which will then cause the bats to move on to more insect infested turf, no? :shrug: :viciouscycle:

 
What happens when your bats kill off the mosquito problem but then you have too many bats?

Bald Eagle nest?

 
'Britney Spears said:
Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made. Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one. Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".
What do I need a fancy one for? I figure I'll use it to make some radiator covers and maybe one day to do some moldings. I need a big one for this? I saw one for like 90 bucks on Home Depot. Was tempted.
 
'Britney Spears said:
Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made. Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one. Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".
What do I need a fancy one for? I figure I'll use it to make some radiator covers and maybe one day to do some moldings. I need a big one for this? I saw one for like 90 bucks on Home Depot. Was tempted.
Maybe you don't need a super fancy one, but I will echo Brit's advice to go with the 12". We have a 10" here and we had a heck of a time with the baseboards we put in about 3 months ago. My husband's parents came to town for our wedding in May and brought us their 12". Made life a whole lot easier.
 
I installed the first of the 5 outdoor lights today, super easy (even the caulking which I did for the first time). One weird thing is that they have this sort of "case" around the outlet box that I couldn't figure out how to remove, and the new fixture doesn't quite fit with it, but... hey.

So far, nothing has caught fire with all my electrical work so that's a big win. I'm growing a beard, thinking maybe it makes me better equipped to do this sort of work. We'll see.

Oh yeah, and the dimmers seriously make a big difference. For a few extra dollars, the digital ones are nice with the subtle fade and all. Highly, highly recommend for a relatively cheap but major upgrade.

 
Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made. Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one. Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".
What do I need a fancy one for? I figure I'll use it to make some radiator covers and maybe one day to do some moldings. I need a big one for this? I saw one for like 90 bucks on Home Depot. Was tempted.
This is the most important power saw for a homeowner. Don't mess this up. Why don't you trust me?I used my miter saw today and had to flip the fn board over and line up to complete the cut. Very annoying. Check Craigslist for a used 12".
 
Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
I just filled up my shopping cart with $500 with of shrubs here:http://www.fast-growing-trees.comThey've got a promotion going the next couple days. Think it's OK to buy online?
@shuke if you're still looking for trees, +1 for Tulip Poplars, plant a few of those and you will have legit trees and shade in no time.
 
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I will say one thing, the house I am staying at in the Hamptons (East Hampton, surrounded by a thick woodland/forest type area) has no mosiquitos, looks like the owners of the house we are renting and/or perhaps the neighboring houses installed the bat houses and we see bats flying by every night and they seem to do a kick-a job.
"Bats are important indicators of a healthy environment. Because they are sensitive to high pollution and pesticide levels, they are useful as a warning sign to potential environmental problems. Also, bats can be important weapons in combating insects that are actually dangerous to humans. A small bat can capture more than 1,200 mosquitoes in a single hour! Also, bats cannot contract the West Nile Virus by eating infected mosquitoes. Besides mosquitoes, bats can help control the populations of beetles, moths, and leafhoppers. Many insects can hear bats up to 100 feet away and will avoid those areas occupied by bats. The effectiveness of bats in some areas diminishes the need for pesticides that can harm both the pests and their natural predators."WOW! How do you get them to live in the bat house?
...which will then cause the bats to move on to more insect infested turf, no? :shrug: :viciouscycle:
You want bats living in your attic?, get a bat house. :thumbdown:
 
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Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made. Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one. Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".
What do I need a fancy one for? I figure I'll use it to make some radiator covers and maybe one day to do some moldings. I need a big one for this? I saw one for like 90 bucks on Home Depot. Was tempted.
This is the most important power saw for a homeowner. Don't mess this up. Why don't you trust me?I used my miter saw today and had to flip the fn board over and line up to complete the cut. Very annoying. Check Craigslist for a used 12".
Ok, ok -- I'll roll with 12". Brit for the win.
 
I'm building a workbench today with scrap wood from work and a stainless steel table top I got for free from the local taco joint. Might throw in a few beers to get me ready for my bowling league tonight.

Wish me luck, I'm about as handy as Otis is gonna be in a few years
luck
think it went well
Great work. That doesn't look like the toolbox of a novice.
Well if it's a toolbox he really ####ed up
 
I'm building a workbench today with scrap wood from work and a stainless steel table top I got for free from the local taco joint. Might throw in a few beers to get me ready for my bowling league tonight.

Wish me luck, I'm about as handy as Otis is gonna be in a few years
luck
think it went well
Great work. That doesn't look like the toolbox of a novice.
Well if it's a toolbox he really ####ed up
I think he means the thing next to the workbench. That looks like something in a NASCAR pit.
 
I'm building a workbench today with scrap wood from work and a stainless steel table top I got for free from the local taco joint. Might throw in a few beers to get me ready for my bowling league tonight.

Wish me luck, I'm about as handy as Otis is gonna be in a few years
luck
think it went well
Great work. That doesn't look like the toolbox of a novice.
Well if it's a toolbox he really ####ed up
I think he means the thing next to the workbench. That looks like something in a NASCAR pit.
oh :bag:
 
FYI...

CPO Tools, Tyler Tools, and Amazon are the great places to shop for power tools online. You can also find some really good deals on reconditioned tools sometimes.

 
Otis, you're rich, and haven't purchased a miter saw already. Don't make the same mistake I made.

Get a 12" compound miter saw, not a 10" stationary one.

Every time I'm cutting something bigger than a 2x6, I regret my decision to go with the 10".
What do I need a fancy one for? I figure I'll use it to make some radiator covers and maybe one day to do some moldings. I need a big one for this? I saw one for like 90 bucks on Home Depot. Was tempted.
This is the most important power saw for a homeowner. Don't mess this up. Why don't you trust me?I used my miter saw today and had to flip the fn board over and line up to complete the cut. Very annoying.

Check Craigslist for a used 12".
Exactly. Try doing this with 45 degree angle cuts for baseboards. Terrible.
 
I'm building a workbench today with scrap wood from work and a stainless steel table top I got for free from the local taco joint. Might throw in a few beers to get me ready for my bowling league tonight.

Wish me luck, I'm about as handy as Otis is gonna be in a few years
luck
think it went well
Great work. That doesn't look like the toolbox of a novice.
Well if it's a toolbox he really ####ed up
I think he means the thing next to the workbench. That looks like something in a NASCAR pit.
oh :bag:
:lmao:
 
Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
I just filled up my shopping cart with $500 with of shrubs here:http://www.fast-growing-trees.comThey've got a promotion going the next couple days. Think it's OK to buy online?
@shuke if you're still looking for trees, +1 for Tulip Poplars, plant a few of those and you will have legit trees and shade in no time.
:blackdot:
 
Yea, I have to make me some bat houses. Just have to figure out where to put them. Hanging off the back of the house would look trashy.
Hang in the tree??
I bought new construction that had no trees. All I have in the back so far is a maple that is probably not ready yet to hang large wooden structures, and 4 Charlie Brownesque peach trees that are about dead.Really pissed I waited so long to start planting. Hoping to put a new good-sized tree in every fall going forward.
I just filled up my shopping cart with $500 with of shrubs here:http://www.fast-growing-trees.comThey've got a promotion going the next couple days. Think it's OK to buy online?
@shuke if you're still looking for trees, +1 for Tulip Poplars, plant a few of those and you will have legit trees and shade in no time.
:blackdot:
Hell yes. I planted one of these two years ago and it's kickass. Big, beautiful leaves that turn bright yellow in the fall. Grows fast too. They get big but grow upward more than outward. :thumbup:
 
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Well I ended up splurging for $500 worth of shrubs and trees from that website last night. Delivery is supposedly ~10 days. I'll let you folks know how my experience goes.

The one thing I'm real curious about is the specialty azaleas they sell -- which supposedly bloom for like 7 months out of the year, as opposed to the 2 weeks most (and our other ones) do. My landscaper called BS on them, but we'll see...

 
Speaking of trees, the 7 leylands that our landscaper planted in the yard were confirmed dead. He blamed me and said we overwatered. I told him I'm from Brooklyn, have no idea how much a freshly planted leyland cypress should get, and that he never told me. I also told him the reason I started overwatering them is they didn't look like they were doing well to begin with. He also then claimed he was taking a bath on it, but that he was going to replace them all -- but just once, and that we are on our own after that. He gave me a guilt trip and said he was going to take a loss on this -- I called BS, told him these trees go for $100 a pop at a nursery (so $700 total for ours) and that he charged us around 2 grand for the job. He'll do just fine. In any event, it was a lesson for me, and we'll have to be a lot more careful with the next batch (turns out we discovered part of the issue may be that our neighbors up the hill have a sprinkler system -- and because they are uphill, that water is probably seeping down to the trees, so they were getting double-watered right out of the gate).

Landscaper and I also walked the property for a bit and chatted. He is a certified arborist, and said he could easily put in reports to the town recommending that a few of the bigger trees in our front yard should go for various reasons. May look into doing that, next season more likely, along with having the guys who come in to take out the trees also trim back a lot of the very tall trees on our property. particularly the ones out back, that nearly cover up the top of the house and really prevent the yard from getting much of any sun at all. Would be nice to open that up, get more sun in the yard, and be able to plant a little grass back there. He estimated that job at "a few thousand" because the third party tree people we bring in would have to climb the trees in the yard to do the pruning (no way to get a truck and bucket up into our yard). I'm sure it's a dangerous/timing consuming job, so that seems reasonable to me.

 
Guys, I was spot-on when I said yesterday was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Also I accurately predicted that the weather would be sunny, partly sunny, partly cloudy, cloudy, raining, or snowing, and hot, warm, cool or cold.

 
Speaking of trees, the 7 leylands that our landscaper planted in the yard were confirmed dead. He blamed me and said we overwatered. I told him I'm from Brooklyn, have no idea how much a freshly planted leyland cypress should get, and that he never told me. I also told him the reason I started overwatering them is they didn't look like they were doing well to begin with. He also then claimed he was taking a bath on it, but that he was going to replace them all -- but just once, and that we are on our own after that. He gave me a guilt trip and said he was going to take a loss on this -- I called BS, told him these trees go for $100 a pop at a nursery (so $700 total for ours) and that he charged us around 2 grand for the job. He'll do just fine. In any event, it was a lesson for me, and we'll have to be a lot more careful with the next batch (turns out we discovered part of the issue may be that our neighbors up the hill have a sprinkler system -- and because they are uphill, that water is probably seeping down to the trees, so they were getting double-watered right out of the gate).Landscaper and I also walked the property for a bit and chatted. He is a certified arborist, and said he could easily put in reports to the town recommending that a few of the bigger trees in our front yard should go for various reasons. May look into doing that, next season more likely, along with having the guys who come in to take out the trees also trim back a lot of the very tall trees on our property. particularly the ones out back, that nearly cover up the top of the house and really prevent the yard from getting much of any sun at all. Would be nice to open that up, get more sun in the yard, and be able to plant a little grass back there. He estimated that job at "a few thousand" because the third party tree people we bring in would have to climb the trees in the yard to do the pruning (no way to get a truck and bucket up into our yard). I'm sure it's a dangerous/timing consuming job, so that seems reasonable to me.
From what I remember, they were planted too deep also. Anytime I plant a tree, I water it every day the first month then let it go. Do they come in buckets from the guy or are the balled up in burlap?
 

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