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Softporn Adventure on the Apple II - this was a text based adult game that eventually evolved into Leisure Suit Larry.Summer Games on the Apple II - the awfully awesome computer synth national anthem.
Softporn Adventure on the Apple II - this was a text based adult game that eventually evolved into Leisure Suit Larry.Summer Games on the Apple II - the awfully awesome computer synth national anthem.
Toilet papering someone's housePrank calls were very easy to do. Call a cab to go to a neighbor's house and we would watch from a window or across the street.
Calling late nite pizza deliveries to the houses of friends or even kids you didn 't like , always got a laugh.
Calling the local Bowl O Mat "Do you have 10lb balls? You do, I imagine it must be hard to walk".
While in college we graduated to late night drunken calls to the girls dorms saying you are someone else.
Sucks for today's kid as they can't even commit petty crimes
This is correct...and I thought you cut the notch in the floppy so you could use both sides of the disk. If you wanted to write-protect it, you covered the notch with tape or a sticker.![]()
We didn't know what we didn't know.Born and raised in SoCal, less than 5 miles from the beach.... absolutely no one had a/c that I knew.
My parents still live in the same house, and just got a/c a couple years ago. I honestly don't know how we survived without it when I was growing up... yup, even that close to the beach.
Probably because we were always outside.
More likely you take selfies doing it and then post it plus send it to the local newspaper and TV stationsBefore the internet when you did something nice for someone they would say thank you and that was it.
Now, it appears when you bring in your neighbors trash can they have to publicly praise you on Facebook, Instagram and twitter.
I remember yoga pants. What a time to be alive.Great thread BTW, something we need more of. And yoga pants
Maybe we can have a thread just describing the yoga pantsI remember yoga pants. What a time to be alive.
and your sanity even quickerNow i can lose $75 on the Mets while i take a ####
Don't bet on former Reds.Before the internet if i wanted to lose my money gambling i would have to call a number and give the guy my code name, confirm my spread and meet up to pay him. Now i can lose $75 on the Mets while i take a ####
This has to be a big red X.What's sex like now? We most certainly did not live with the avalanche of porn available now. I have to think it's pretty meh to finally feel a boob when you've been watching sex and what not constantly for the past few years before actually getting to experience it.
I’m feeling a little uncomfortably numbThis has to be a big red X.
Im 40, married, have had sex and watched much porn. The thought of experiencing the touching of a new boob is making me feel giddy right now
This is what makes the FFA great.Great thread BTW, something we need more of. And yoga pants
I grew up a few miles from a division 3 college campus. After the spring semester we’d walk down the alleys behind some of the off campus housing and find all sorts of good skin mags amongst their trash the left behind when they moved home for the summer.Yeah, I came in here to mention the Porn Fairy.
I did the same thing in HB. Would stop at the 7/11 on Brookhurst/AtlantaI rode my Schwinn Varsity 10 speed to junior high, probably 3 miles away. Crossed multiple major streets with no crossing guards. No helmet. Same route my brother had taken when he got hit by a car 3 years earlier. On the way home, I'd stop at All American Market and buy a full 16 oz Coke in a glass bottle and a Hershey chocolate bar for 25 cents, plus you get 5 cents back on the bottle when you were done.
I'm not that old, so this would have been a serious crime, bub.We ate sand.
On ours it was a series of buttons/levers, so if you got the right two halfway down just right it would unscramble the channel. Pennies to lock this in were worth gold.My buddy heard from his cousin that if you put a really strong magnet on top of the cable box it would unscramble all the scrambled channels, meaning you could watch the adult channel.
This is fantasticMy buddy heard from his cousin that if you put a really strong magnet on top of the cable box it would unscramble all the scrambled channels, meaning you could watch the adult channel. So we pooled our leave raking money, hopped on our bikes and headed to the mall to find the strongest magnet we could find. We went into any store we thought may sell them. Imagine us two horny 12 year olds asking clerks in every store if they sell magnets. Laughing right now thinking about it. I think it was Brookstone where we found one that looked like a horseshoe but was about twice the size of one. The thing was heavy. Bright red. We were so fired up when we found it. So we get it home, go down to his rec room, pop that sucker right on top of the cable box and turn it to the adult channel. Nothing. Scrambled. We move it all over. Hold it above the box. Behind the box. Wave it around like a wand in front of the box. Still doesn't work. I tell him maybe it's this particular box, it doesn't have the right kind of metal (what a scientist I was!), upstairs the box is a little different and we should try that one. So we go up to his living room. His parents were home but upstairs in their bedroom. He pops the magnet on top of that cable box, turns the volume down and changes the channel to the adult channel, all the while listening for his parents, making sure they weren't coming down the stairs. Not working on that box either. We hear someone coming down the stairs so he puts back on an unscrambled channel and turns it off. We head back down to the rec room.
We end up watching MTV, play a little pool. About a half hour later his mom calls down the stairs and asks him to come up. As he's walking up the stairs I hear her say, "what the heck is this thing on top of the TV? Is this yours?" He had left the magnet up there. I'm standing at the bottom of the stairs listening intently. My buddy immediately starts hemming and hawing. He's totally folding under her questioning and her questions aren't even tough! First he said he didn't know what it was but he was so weird about it she picked right up on it. After maybe two minutes he cops to buying the magnet because I told him you could get free HBO if you put it on top of the cable box. Lies and sells me out for no reason! So his mom calls me upstairs and asks me where I heard about this. I tell her I heard about it from my cousin (and shot my buddy a "that's how you do that" look). His dad had come downstairs now and mom tells the dad about the magnet. So dad asks, "does it work?" We shrug and he starts testing it out. His dad was pretty smart so we're thinking this is good because maybe he'll get the thing to work and we can see some unscrambled knockers. He tries HBO and it's not working. He tries another channel, still no work. He's moving up the channels going through all the scrambled channels and hits one that looks kind of semi-unscrambled. It's the adult channel! They had it on that channel for a good 30 seconds. There were definitely two people having sex. Cheesy music was playing. You could hear the moaning. It was still scrambled pretty good so tough (for scrambled adult channel amateurs) to make out what they were seeing. Both mom and dad are completely oblivious to the obvious lovemaking happening on tv. My buddy and I exchange a "holy ####" look. Anyway, the picture never unscrambles and he eventually he changes the channel back to a regular channel. We head back downstairs with the magnet laughing our asses off.
Maybe 6 months later a kid at our school said you could open the cable box with a Phillips-head and if you "bent down some prongs" you'd get every pay channel free. We gave that a shot my my house and, of course, broke the cable box. I didn't tell my parents what happened, just that the box seemed broken. Cable guy came out, checked out the box, gave it a WTF look but didn't say anything and just replaced it. If we had put half as much effort into school as we did getting that channel unscrambled we'd have gone to Harvard. Ah, youth.
My work study in college was the mail room. Guys would subscribe to Playboy but use fake names for whatever reasons (plausible deniability, shame, try to skip out on paying for the subscription, whatever).I grew up a few miles from a division 3 college campus. After the spring semester we’d walk down the alleys behind some of the off campus housing and find all sorts of good skin mags amongst their trash the left behind when they moved home for the summer.
Usually it was Playboys but 1 time I hit the jackpot and found a couple of High Society and Hustler magazines. I was extremely popular as those made their rounds through the neighborhood.
If I could make out the outline of a boob there was definitely going to be a stiff towel the next day.On ours it was a series of buttons/levers, so if you got the right two halfway down just right it would unscramble the channel. Pennies to lock this in were worth gold.
I remember when you had to watch these things when they'd happen or you missed out. I watched the Miracle on Ice, Heiden win his 5 golds, Kirk Gibson's homer, Doug Flutie's throw, Borg beat McEnroe in 5... and Harry Cary sing about a zillion times. Don't regret those memories a bit.I remember watching Ali fight on ABC. I remember watching MNF with Howard Cosell and Dandy Don and then Frank Gifford. I would write in my journal for language arts the play by play until I got the necessary 4 pages for the weekly A.
My first best friend, who lived in Baltimore So I'd see him a couple times a year growing up, had a mother who was a sex therapist.The first time the neighborhood gang found one of the dads stash of playboys we started looking at them and about 5 minutes in one of the guys stands up and exclaims "I have to GO home!". We thought nothing of it at the time .....
I was about 6 then. It was it's own mania, one of the first I remember. My house was built into a hill, so basement then two stories, with the stairwell running through the center. As such, you could 'circle' from the living room to dining to kitchen to den and back around. For a week I would just be doing "skate races" in my socks around and around my house.Heiden win his 5 golds
wow, that is trueI'll say this... with the limited number of media outlets and distractions, the focus on the one football game on during a time slot on Sunday was huge. Or prime time thursday night... or whatever. There is something to be missed about having few enough options that most everyone was watching one in particular, all at the same time, and not particularly distracted while watching, at that.
Are you obsessed with boys banging their teachers? WTFYour boys have probably banged at least 3 of their teachers by now.
Throw them away already
Speaking of early cable, Showtime "Aerobics" was surprisingly popular show among teenage boys. ....need my nap
I’m more obsessed with thinking about myself as a young boy banging his teachers.Are you obsessed with boys banging their teachers? WTF
I'm really curious how often this happens these days compared to the 70s/80s/90s.Hosting a party when your parents are out of town these days must be a truly terrifying experience. Impossible to keep one somewhat under wraps/under control.
My brother is 4 years older than me, and loved porn. Had a large VHS collection. This made me extremely popular in middle school during the summer.My first best friend, who lived in Baltimore So I'd see him a couple times a year growing up, had a mother who was a sex therapist.
They had a ####### porn library. Like a dull room of well manicured material from ALL the Playboys to Hustler et al. It was, quite literally, more than I knew what to do with.
Don't think any of my parents (four parents, 70s/80s kid of divorced home) ever knew.