"People" who use a microwave (1 Viewer)

[tone1oc]

That would be Janet

Different phenotype.. 

 

[Ignoramus]

I hate the inefficient people who punch "1:30" into the microwave like mindless drones when told to warm something up for a minute and a half. You brain-damaged cretins. Hit "90" and save yourself a keypress. You're wasting precious seconds!

Hit 99 and save yourself the tenth of a second it takes to move from th 9 to the 0.  That's some ####### efficiency right there.

 

[msommer]

Different phenotype.. 

No, pretty sure that's Janet

 

[tone1oc]

Hit 99 and save yourself the tenth of a second it takes to move from th 9 to the 0.  That's some ####### efficiency right there.

Screw it, I'm just going to type in 9:99 and use that until it's done.  Probably will only need to reenter it a few times a month.

 

[Ignoramus]

how about the people that just open the door at 22 seconds left and walk away? Screw them. Now I have to clear your timer and enter mine. 

Need to have their heads microwaved for 22 hours, IMO.

 

[tone1oc]

Need to have their heads microwaved for 22 hours, IMO.

Good lord.. you would probably be fine with 10-15 minutes depending on altitude.

 

[Ignoramus]

But yeah, my family is in the seafood business so we eat a lot of fish.  I will never take it to work because no matter how fresh the fish is, it stinks up the joint when reheated.

Unfortunately, I think half of my coworkers eat microwaved sardines for lunch every day. 

 

[sports_fan]

Looking back on that tiny woman (if she had 5' on her license, she was lying.) as an Alpha is humorous.

Alpha is a mindset, especially on the internet. 

This was back in the 90s, before the internet was real big.

I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to quote three posts. It's pretty rare to get them this long with the new board

 

[msommer]

Good lord.. you would probably be fine with 10-15 minutes depending on altitude.

Actually you woundn't have to microwave at all because, for you to close the door, you'd have to sever the head ISIS style

 

[tone1oc]

I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to quote three posts. It's pretty rare to get them this long with the new board

I've got a little thingamajigger that wedges in to the door sensor so that I can microwave things that don't fit in it too good.  It works well for Turkey around the holidays.

 

[MikeIke]

I'd rather have them nuking fish than burning their popcorn

Burned popcorn smells like the nape of a freshly bathed virgin compared to microwaved fish.

I'm seriously conflicted as to which of these 2 mindsets I subscribe to. Both have valid points. 

Maybe I should read the rest of the thread...

 

[tone1oc]

But yeah, my family is in the seafood business so we eat a lot of fish.  I will never take it to work because no matter how fresh the fish is, it stinks up the joint when reheated.

Unfortunately, I think half of my coworkers eat microwaved sardines for lunch every day. 

That's salty

 

[MikeIke]

I don't understand the schtick.

Personally,  I love this shtick, and I hope it continues for years to come. 

 

[Mr. Ected]

I always hit clear/cancel, I'm not a Debbie from accounting

That would be Janet

Ms. Jackson if you're Nasty.