Ok, maybe the Baby Bonus isn't at capital gains rates, but treated as income on the way out. Found a good article that goes into it:
Creation of “Trump” savings accounts for individuals under 18 Effective: 2026, no end date. This is a wild one and I frankly can’t quite fully follow it or figure it out. There is a lot going on here, and I’m guessing there will be a lot of clarifications from the IRS about this before all of the details and implementation facts are known with certainty. But, to sum up, it appears the OBBBA is establishing an IRA-like account called a “Trump” savings account intended to be used as a savings vehicle for children under 18, where the funding of the account can only occur while the child is under 18. And then distributions from it will follow normal distribution rules for IRAs.
While this means these accounts aren’t going to directly benefit most of you reading this, they may nonetheless be opened by many of you on behalf of children or grand children. Contributions to Trump accounts won’t be allowed until one year after the enactment of the OBBBA, or July 4, 2026. After that, contributions will be allowed up until the calendar year in which the account beneficiary turns 18. The maximum annual contribution is $5,000 (inflation adjusted after 2027),and there will not be any tax deferral or deductions on contributions.
The government will be making $1,000 contributions per year to every child born from 2025 through 2028.And it appears the government will be automatically opening accounts for children born in those years. Investment options for Trump accounts will be limited to index exchange traded funds (“ETFs”) or mutual funds whose expense ratios are not more than 0.1% per year. Distributions are not allowed (at all, I think) until the year the beneficiary turns 18. And after that, it appears the distribution rules around Trump accounts are the same as normal IRAs; a 10% penalty on withdrawals before age 59 ½ (unless there is a penalty exception; just like with IRAs), otherwise, all distributions will be treated like normal IRA distributions where earnings are taxed as ordinary income and return of “basis” or contributions will be tax-free...