Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately (1 Viewer)

[Gr00vus]

First Annual

Always thought that was kind of pretentious. What if it totally sucks and nobody even wants another one?

Last Annual

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

"I loves me some ________"Time to let it go.

bump for white people everywhere

 

[Leroy Hoard]

First Annual

Always thought that was kind of pretentious. What if it totally sucks and nobody even wants another one?

Last Annual

Maybe more people would show up.

 

[Christo]

"I loves me some ________"Time to let it go.

bump for white people everywhere

white peopleIt's caucasion dammit.

 

[TxBuckeye]

white peopleIt's caucasion dammit.

I prefer "pigment challenged".

 

[Arizona Ron]

"Swagger"

Please stop saying that a player(s) or team has "swagger". It's stupid. TIA

 

[simsarge]

Yea, No

"So Bob, did Tebow do great yestreday?" Bob: "Yea, no he did a great job"

Like

I'm sure this has been mentioned, but probably needs a bump.

 

[Apple Juice]

"Like us on Facebook"How about you go #### yourself?

 

[shuke]

"Lawn fert"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I am going to kill until dead the next person that says "I know, right?"

 

[Kenny Powers]

"hmu"

 

[bagger]

I am going to kill until dead the next person that says "I know, right?"

:bwih:

 

[jamny]

"kick the can down the road" - enough with that already

 

[Keerock]

My HS sophomore and his friends have a language of their own, but if I hear:

"I pelted you" or "I got pelted" or just "pelted", I will "kill until dead" (never heard that one before, Pickles, but I like it. Although I'm sure it'll end up in this thread sooner than later)

 

[Parrothead]

baby bump

 

[roadkill1292]

I am going to kill until dead the next person that says "I know, right?"

Fred is dead.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I am going to kill until dead the next person that says "I know, right?"

Is "Hello, exactly?" an acceptable substitute?

 

[Rick James]

So what's with people shortening words to make them sound cute? This goes mostly for college aged girls:

-Totally = "totes"

-Maybe= "maybs"

 

[Keerock]

So what's with people shortening words to make them sound cute? This goes mostly for college aged girls:-Totally = "totes"-Maybe= "maybs"

dunnos

 

[5Rings]

Hi 5rings, I'm reaching out to you today...

Next salesperson that uses that

 

[identikit]

Timdraft.

 

[E-Z Glider]

vidiot

 

[Kenny Powers]

So what's with people shortening words to make them sound cute? This goes mostly for college aged girls:-Totally = "totes"-Maybe= "maybs"

Totes magotes.

 

[Marvin]

So what's with people shortening words to make them sound cute? This goes mostly for college aged girls:-Totally = "totes"-Maybe= "maybs"

For once in my life I'm glad I don't know very many college aged girls.

 

[17seconds]

"shut up" used to express delight

"You can go ahead and eat the last piece of pizza."

"shut up!"

"I just washed your car for you."

"shut. up."

"I'm going to give you ten thousand dollars."

"SHUT! UP!"

"you know what? #### you."

 

[Cunk]

Another one that has probably been mentioned is when people follow up with "just sayin'" after they tell you something. I know you're just saying it, I just heard you say it.

I'm pretty sure I hate this more than anything else.

I have a FB friend who ends every one of her (sometimes really funny) status updates about her life with "IJS". <_<

One good use for it, though, is if you say something offensive to someone's face and want to get away with it."You and your family are a ####. Just sayin."

I was just thinking about this the other day. Reminds me of when I was a chubby kid and my friend told me I was fat. I was obviously hurt and he followed it with "No!, I'm just sayin'". Oh, ok. I feel better now. I didn't realize you were just saying. As opposed to what? Just throwing bananas at Abe Vigoda's left nostril?

 

[urbanhack]

"shut up" used to express delight"You can go ahead and eat the last piece of pizza.""shut up!""I just washed your car for you.""shut. up.""I'm going to give you ten thousand dollars.""SHUT! UP!""you know what? #### you."

or "shut the front door!"

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

"shut up" used to express delight"You can go ahead and eat the last piece of pizza.""shut up!""I just washed your car for you.""shut. up.""I'm going to give you ten thousand dollars.""SHUT! UP!""you know what? #### you."

or "shut the front door!"

Oof. Yes. I hate this one.

 

[jamny]

Can we stop with "teh" already?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"wait for it..."

Never funny. Ever. Ever.

 

[Mohawk]

Can't read entire thread - too long - so these might have been mentioned:

Most irritating: When a commentator (especially Billick) refers to a player with an "A" before them... such as saying "The Ravens have a Ray Rice ... yadda yadda yadda" It's not A Ray Rice. He's not a thing. It's Ray freaking Rice! A person!

Second: When athletes or commentators say, "First and foremost...." blah blah blah." Give it a rest already. When you say something first... it's already first and foremost! sheesh.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Can we stop with "teh" already?

http://i46.tinypic.com/2w3s1ds.png

 

[Biabreakable]

So what's with people shortening words to make them sound cute? This goes mostly for college aged girls:-Totally = "totes"-Maybe= "maybs"

Unfortunately the phrase whatever is quite popular in Minnesota. With the college gurls this now gets abbreviated to "whatevs". If your going to use a blanket statement to indicate you don't care about something (that usually you don't want to bother to understand)at least have the decency to say the whole word. This takes not giving a turd to another level. All attraction dies once this falls out of their mouth and ruins it for me.

 

[TinHat]

"wait for it..."Never funny. Ever. Ever.

with the exception of this one time when...wait for itwait for it...nope, you're right, it does suck

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Session beer

For some reason this pisses me off beyond belief.

 

[flapgreen]

100% Owned should NEVER be retired!

 

[E Street Brat]

Knee cap to knee cap discussion.

This should have ended before it even started.

 

[Brock Middlebrook]

Knee cap to knee cap discussion.This should have ended before it even started.

wtf is wrong with people

 

[Brock Middlebrook]

"kid" used to decribe a adult atheletes

"this kid can run a 4.2"

"That kid's gonna catch a lot of passes this year"

Stop it. These are grown men.

 

[cstu]

Session beerFor some reason this pisses me off beyond belief.

Off to watch some session pron on Cinemax. BBL.

 

[shuke]

Knee cap to knee cap discussion.This should have ended before it even started.

What does this even mean?

 

[shuke]

Session beerFor some reason this pisses me off beyond belief.

 

[None_More_Black]

"I see what you did there". "mmkay".

 

[flapgreen]

Knee cap to knee cap discussion.This should have ended before it even started.

Huh

 

[bostonfred]

Lolz

 

[Brock Middlebrook]

"out of pocket"

 

[Jackstraw]

Slacks

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

"Wa la" (or similar variations on voilà).

 

[jamny]

streaming a pitcher

 

[johnadams]

"Upstream"

AND

"Downstream"

And I actually said "Midstream" the other day in a meeting.