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Pick one of these careers (1 Viewer)

Pick one of these

  • Carny

    Votes: 42 29.2%

  • Peep Show janitor

    Votes: 5 3.5%

  • port-a-john technician

    Votes: 6 4.2%

  • gravedigger

    Votes: 91 63.2%
  • Total voters
    144
Carny! Small hands, smell like cabbage....seriously though it would be good to go back.

 
Been a carny - a few months a hand and a barker for owner of a horror ride and an Ape Girl tent show. Almost 50 yrs later, I can still remember word4word the shpiel i repeated 14 hrs a day: "The Ape Gril/The Ape Girl/She's alive/ So much alive/That only the brave are invited/You've seen her in Look, Life and Time/On national TV/Step up and see the Ape Girl/So much alive that only the brrrrrave are invited". We used to borrow the spare gorilla costume and take turns jumping in the horror ride cars on the stoners. Waaaay too much drinking and violence - knife fights were a code and condition of life - for a 16yo, but breaking rides on moving day was among the hardest and funnest things i ever done.

 
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I volunteered at a carnival once. Felt bad for the carny's, they don't have it easy. I was selling raffle tickets one night, and a carny wanted one. The guy wrote his name on the raffle tickets, and handed them back to me. This was before cell phones being prevalent to the point that everyone had one, so I asked "Excuse me, but can you also fill out your address information so that we can contact you should you win?" The guy looked puzzled for a second, then wrote on all of his tickets and handed them back to me. He just wrote, "Here" on each one. I didn't know what to do, so I just wished him luck. Tough life, you're always on the road I guess.

 
Grave digger is a decent job. It's not really you alone with a pick axe and lantern on foggy nights. It's you and a small crew sitting comfortably in trucks and backhoe most of the time.

 
How is peep show janitor not getting a lot of love?

Assuming you're a peep show janitor, you probably have made a few mistakes on the way and getting laid might be a little tough. I'm sure you get free looks daily, and I think here and there you can take advantage of their insecurities and get laid with the best piece a janitor could hope for.

Can we assume these girls are at least in the 5-7 range?

 
fantasycurse42 said:
How is peep show janitor not getting a lot of love?

Assuming you're a peep show janitor, you probably have made a few mistakes on the way and getting laid might be a little tough. I'm sure you get free looks daily, and I think here and there you can take advantage of their insecurities and get laid with the best piece a janitor could hope for.

Can we assume these girls are at least in the 5-7 range?
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Oops, you probably have to clean up after the patrons too :X I guess gravedigger is the best choice here.

 
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fantasycurse42 said:
How is peep show janitor not getting a lot of love?

Assuming you're a peep show janitor, you probably have made a few mistakes on the way and getting laid might be a little tough. I'm sure you get free looks daily, and I think here and there you can take advantage of their insecurities and get laid with the best piece a janitor could hope for.

Can we assume these girls are at least in the 5-7 range?
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because youre cleaning up semen
 
shadyridr said:
fantasycurse42 said:
How is peep show janitor not getting a lot of love?

Assuming you're a peep show janitor, you probably have made a few mistakes on the way and getting laid might be a little tough. I'm sure you get free looks daily, and I think here and there you can take advantage of their insecurities and get laid with the best piece a janitor could hope for.

Can we assume these girls are at least in the 5-7 range?
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because youre cleaning up semen
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I'm pretty sure all branches of the military visit peep shows.

 
I have a guy who works for me that is a carny on the side . Its always good office fodder but he takes 2 cruises a year. The carny business must bring in :moneybag:

 
wikkidpissah said:
Been a carny - a few months a hand and a barker for owner of a horror ride and an Ape Girl tent show. Almost 50 yrs later, I can still remember word4word the shpiel i repeated 14 hrs a day: "The Ape Gril/The Ape Girl/She's alive/ So much alive/That only the brave are invited/You've seen her in Look, Life and Time/On national TV/Step up and see the Ape Girl/So much alive that only the brrrrrave are invited". We used to borrow the spare gorilla costume and take turns jumping in the horror ride cars on the stoners. Waaaay too much drinking and violence - knife fights were a code and condition of life - for a 16yo, but breaking rides on moving day was among the hardest and funnest things i ever done.
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How was she in bed.

 
Ditka Butkus said:
wikkidpissah said:
Been a carny - a few months a hand and a barker for owner of a horror ride and an Ape Girl tent show. Almost 50 yrs later, I can still remember word4word the shpiel i repeated 14 hrs a day: "The Ape Gril/The Ape Girl/She's alive/ So much alive/That only the brave are invited/You've seen her in Look, Life and Time/On national TV/Step up and see the Ape Girl/So much alive that only the brrrrrave are invited". We used to borrow the spare gorilla costume and take turns jumping in the horror ride cars on the stoners. Waaaay too much drinking and violence - knife fights were a code and condition of life - for a 16yo, but breaking rides on moving day was among the hardest and funnest things i ever done.
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How was she in bed.
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I'm sure she was fine. Cute li'l Mitzi Gaynor sparkplug type, surprisingly pert and sweet for a stripper - she tore down to a tiny white berkini before the central mirror trick "changed' her to a damn dirtyy ape - in a carnival show. More than twice my age & league, but she was very nice to all of us.

 
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