Browns - Rookie. Let's call it Darnold to piss off SoulFly
Jets - Rookie. Let's call it Mayfield.
Broncos - Rookie. Let's call it Allen
Dolphins - Tricky. I think they take a rookie if a top 4 falls to them or give Tannehill one more shot if no one falls. If one is falling maybe they get antsy and trade up a couple spots. I don't know where else to put the last rookie so I'll give them the last rookie, Rosen in this exercise. Rookie can compete with Tannehill. Ok, so more realistically this is Darnold and Rosen goes to the Browns. Whatever. Point is: Dolphins take a top 4 rookie.
Redskins - Cousins is gone, imo. For better or worse I think they don't hate McCoy enough to over pay for a trade up or trade for a vet. I think they sign whoever shakes loose from the Vikings or Alex Smith. I can also see Gruden wanting Dalton if the Bengals turn the page there. New regime coming in. McCarron there. I think there is a decent chance Dalton is available. For this exercise I'll go with Sam Bradford. Snyder has loved this dude since his rookie draft. Vikings will let him go.
Giants - I would love to hear some Panthers fans chime in on the new GM in New Jersey. Will he try to do a quick reset and go for another ring with Manning? Clean sweep? I'm going with them drafting Barkley and sticking with Manning.
Bengals - I know I just said Dalton could be a goner, but more likely for me is they draft a 2nd tier rookie and give Dalton another year.
Cardinals - Palmer should retire. He just should. And if he doesn't the Cardinals should move on anyway. They aren't drafting high enough for a top rookie so they will be in play for Cousins and the rest of the FAs. I'll call this one Alex Smith
Ravens - I keep hearing the Flacco contract is too tough to get out of. That sucks for the Ravens. They should move on, but I guess they don't? Flacco stays here.
Bills - This upcoming playoff game will be huge. For them to break this 18 year drought while benching Tayrod is pretty crazy. I'm going to take a risk here and say they let Tayrod go and sign the guy that beats him in the playoffs: Blake Bortles
Jaguars - Jaguars have shown they are not afraid to spend big cash on FAs. They will break the bank for Kirk Cousins.
Chiefs - This obviously depends on how the playoff run goes. Everyone is assuming they will lose and then move on from Smith to Mahomes. That is why they drafted him. It would be crazy to see the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Then what? They can't switch QBs after winning a Super Bowl. But I'm with the masses. They lose in the playoffs and Mahomes starts next year.
Vikings - Pretty similar to the Chiefs situation. The playoff run will determine everything. If I'm a Vikings fan I would want them to hand the keys to Keenum. What more could you ask from a QB than what Keenum has done this year? If Teddy wants to stick around to compete, fine. Bradford walks.
"Redskins - Cousins is gone, imo. For better or worse I think they don't hate McCoy enough to over pay for a trade up or trade for a vet. I think they sign whoever shakes loose from the Vikings or Alex Smith. I can also see Gruden wanting Dalton if the Bengals turn the page there. New regime coming in. McCarron there. I think there is a decent chance Dalton is available. For this exercise I'll go with Sam Bradford. Snyder has loved this dude since his rookie draft. Vikings will let him go."
So, basically, Colt McCoy, after Bradford goes down with injury in the second game of the season. :-|
Seriously, cool post, cool format, my two cents:
Browns -- first pick, top 4 rookie (rosen or darnold) -- after not taking QB early over and over, they just have to pull the trigger this year.
Jets -- sixth pick, top 4 rookie (Mayfield or Allen)
Dolphins -- call me crazy but I think depending on his health they are gonna give Tanneyhill one more chance this year...may even trade down and take a project QB later...
Broncos -- They've been burned with draft picks and will eye a veteran. Cousins will go here even if less than Washington offers to win and get away from Snyder/Allen monster.
Redskins -- If Dolphins pass on QB and no one trades up, they luck box into the 4th best QB, either Mayfield or Allen whoever is left over. But maybe this is my dream fantasy. I think there is a chance Colt starts the season and they actually let the rookie learn on the bench initially. Of course, Snyder always thinks he's one player away from a championship so they could pay Alex Smith. But I'm gonna say they go with the shiny new object in the rookie.
Giants -- second pick, top 4 rookie (left over of Rosen or Darnold) -- I think in some ways Mara wants Eli to stay but when will Giants pick this high again? They have to seize the ring for the future.
Bengals -- they will keep Dalton; bird in the hand better than alternative. Agree maybe pick a later round guy as project.
Cardinals -- They may end up making the best move and getting Alex Smith. If they lose out on Smith, I dunno Bradford?
Ravens -- Flacco stays
Bills -- I can see them in a bidding war with Ariz for Alex Smith. If they lose out, then Bradford.
Jaguars -- I'm gonna say that Eli goes off to JAX to reunite with Coughlin.
Chiefs -- Mahomes
Vikings -- Keenum
WILD CARD:
Lamar Jackson, Louisville and Mason Rudolph, Oklahoma State could also go in first round and I'm going to put them as provisional pickups for Cardinals, Ravens, and Bills...
I'm sure I'm wrong on all of these, but fun to speculate.