Let's get this thing kicked off.
I don't think Tom Hammond has enough make up on.

What's Liberace doing in the booth with Mayock?I like Houston 23-16I don't think Tom Hammond has enough make up on.![]()
That's the guy from NFL network.What's Liberace doing in the booth with Mayock?I like Houston 23-16I don't think Tom Hammond has enough make up on.![]()
LOL @ "flat"...I figured the Texans would come out flat. The Bengals probably are hungrier considering many of them were on the team that lost to the Steelers in the first round a few years ago.
He's probably just flat.I never understand how the kick returners operate. You make ONE move at most, the GO straight up the field. Challenge the other team to tackle you. Dancing around, going backwards, is ridiculous.
Happy now?Wow, there's almost nobody in this thread.OK, maybe we'll get a "do over" now that both offenses have had a chance to go three and out.
On that third down that Yates blew, the Bengals were totally messed up. Nobody covered Johnson across the middle, and Jacoby Jones was also wide open split wide. I'd like to see the Texans go play action on first down and try for a big play.
Happy now?Wow, there's almost nobody in this thread.OK, maybe we'll get a "do over" now that both offenses have had a chance to go three and out.
On that third down that Yates blew, the Bengals were totally messed up. Nobody covered Johnson across the middle, and Jacoby Jones was also wide open split wide. I'd like to see the Texans go play action on first down and try for a big play.

I know. I'm kind of like, is there a real Game Thread that I wasn't invited to?Oh well - I'm kind of drunk, so I'll be posting with abandon any way, making up for lack of quality with quantityWow, there's almost nobody in this thread.
Not a very sexy matchup.Happy now?Wow, there's almost nobody in this thread.OK, maybe we'll get a "do over" now that both offenses have had a chance to go three and out.
On that third down that Yates blew, the Bengals were totally messed up. Nobody covered Johnson across the middle, and Jacoby Jones was also wide open split wide. I'd like to see the Texans go play action on first down and try for a big play.
Sometimes the refs do a make up call and call phantom holding in the next couple of plays.Kinda weak flag there, but that's today's NFL. AJ Green is a beast though.
56-yard penalties will do thatBengals making it look easy.
Walked right into the end zone though.56-yard penalties will do thatBengals making it look easy.
I don't think Yates needs to be taking any advice from Jake Delhomme.

Good vision to quickly recognize the overpursuit and take advantage.Nice run by Foster.
I don't think Yates needs to be taking any advice from Jake Delhomme.
Thinking the same thing. Or Leinhart for that matter.No blimp and I wouldn't have been able to see for myself that Reliant is bigger than the Astrodome.Money well spent, imo.good thing there's a blimp outside the dome. That will add a lot to today's broadcast
Took the words right out of my mouth.I can't take it.A perfect, textbook tackle. A nice hit. That is what they teach you.The game is watered down and smells like horse manure. You can't play defense anymore.How can Goodell be proud of what NFL football has become.