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Pop Tarts- 50 Years Ago Today (1 Viewer)
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Keerock
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AAABatteries
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Butter??
Jules Winnfield
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NCCommish
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Tackling Dummies
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TheIronSheik
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I like candy, but I can't stand any of the ones with sugar in them.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Pop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
TheIronSheik
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America wan't originally free to slaves. Somethings get better with change.Pop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
And, yes. I just compared unfrosted pop tarts to slavery. I'm sure that's a winner for someone playing FFA Bingo.
Warrior
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...Hello Kitty Meowberry wasn't a limited edition?Limited editions aren't covered in that list. Some of the LE were actually quite good. Vanilla I-Scream, Birthday cake... Never did find Red Velvet. I'm going to be pissed if they don't keep the new peanut butter ones around full time.Agreed. Used to be a regular on the grocery list for a while.
Also can't believe the Hello Kitty Meowberry's gone.We hardly knew ye.
Officer Pete Malloy
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You know who put things in toasters? Hitler.America wan't originally free to slaves. Somethings get better with change.Pop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
And, yes. I just compared unfrosted pop tarts to slavery. I'm sure that's a winner for someone playing FFA Bingo.
TheIronSheik
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You know who put things in toasters? Hitler.America wan't originally free to slaves. Somethings get better with change.Pop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
And, yes. I just compared unfrosted pop tarts to slavery. I'm sure that's a winner for someone playing FFA Bingo.
NCCommish
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I'm a traditonalistPop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
Keerock
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What are your slaves names?I'm a traditonalistPop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
NCCommish
Footballguy
Just because I post here doesn't mean I can afford slaves.What are your slaves names?I'm a traditonalistPop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
SportsGuru311
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Big fan of pop tarts. I love most all flavrs
pollardsvision
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Aside from the taste (which isn't great), it's the texture that makes it a no go for me. It's hard as a rock, even when toasted.I like candy, but I can't stand any of the ones with sugar in them.
With apologies to your slavery analogy, frosted Pop Tarts are like eating a cake that's been sitting on the counter for a month (makes sense as it's pastry that really has been sitting in a package for well more than a month).
Pop Tarts are a perfectly mediocre snack made with crap ingredients. Topping it with the the most disgusting rock hard frosting one could possibly make is just too much for me.
I've never tried the butter thing, but I could see that being nice.
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TheIronSheik
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FBG Gold Card is being reviewed. Will send status after the committee has ruled.Just because I post here doesn't mean I can afford slaves.What are your slaves names?I'm a traditonalistPop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
TheIronSheik
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No disrespect intended. I understand your reasoning. Me, personally, when I eat crap food, I prefer it to be all-in on crappiness. Don't half ### it, in my opinion.Aside from the taste (which isn't great), it's the texture that makes it a no go for me. It's hard as a rock, even when toasted.I like candy, but I can't stand any of the ones with sugar in them.
With apologies to your slavery analogy, frosted Pop Tarts are like eating a cake that's been sitting on the counter for a month (makes sense as it's pastry that really has been sitting in a package for well more than a month).
Pop Tarts are a perfectly mediocre snack made with crap ingredients. Topping it with the the most disgusting rock hard frosting one could possibly make is just too much for me.
I've never tried the butter thing, but I could see that being nice.
SeaDogStat
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Wife bought a box of unfrosted strawberry... I don't even toast 'em... right out of the package with a glass of ice-cold milk just last night for dessert...
Don Quixote
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I've currently got a box of frosted sugar cookie sitting in my desk. This flavor is pretty disgusting.
NCCommish
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YepWife bought a box of unfrosted strawberry... I don't even toast 'em... right out of the package with a glass of ice-cold milk just last night for dessert...
NCCommish
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I'm grandfathered in as I was an actual FBG reporter/transcriber for a couple of seasons.FBG Gold Card is being reviewed. Will send status after the committee has ruled.Just because I post here doesn't mean I can afford slaves.What are your slaves names?I'm a traditonalistPop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
Bob Sacamano
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Try inserting them into your mouth this time.Fennis said:
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Nathan R. Jessep
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Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Blueberry used to be my go-to flavors (in rotation). That is, until S'mores came along. Those damn things are like crack. They even SMELL divine toasting in the toaster. G.P.T.O.A.T., IMO
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Rayderr
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Not according to wikipedia. I would've though it was Limited Edition too....Hello Kitty Meowberry wasn't a limited edition?Limited editions aren't covered in that list. Some of the LE were actually quite good. Vanilla I-Scream, Birthday cake... Never did find Red Velvet. I'm going to be pissed if they don't keep the new peanut butter ones around full time.Agreed. Used to be a regular on the grocery list for a while.
Also can't believe the Hello Kitty Meowberry's gone.
krista4
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Meowberries are a timeless fruit.Not according to wikipedia. I would've though it was Limited Edition too....Hello Kitty Meowberry wasn't a limited edition?Limited editions aren't covered in that list. Some of the LE were actually quite good. Vanilla I-Scream, Birthday cake... Never did find Red Velvet. I'm going to be pissed if they don't keep the new peanut butter ones around full time.Agreed. Used to be a regular on the grocery list for a while.
Also can't believe the Hello Kitty Meowberry's gone.
St. Louis Bob
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Pop Tarts. You guys probably eat at Olive Garden too.
Zow
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Zow
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Zow
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But I mow my own damn lawn.
Actually, I don't, since I have no lawn as I live where it is sunny, warm, and never rains.
TheIronSheik
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I love that place! I could live forever on an island surviving on nothing except those breadsticks. In fact, I would turn down rescue as long as someone kept bringing breadsticks.
Nathan R. Jessep
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Have you tried toasting the S'mores ones??? Hell, I toast them sometimes just as potpourri
SeaDogStat
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Another pair of Pop Tarts gone last night... I know they're there... I can't not eat them... two silvery packages of goodness left...one for tonight and tomorrow night... I hope the 2nd one lasts til tomorrow nightWife bought a box of unfrosted strawberry... I don't even toast 'em... right out of the package with a glass of ice-cold milk just last night for dessert...
SeaDogStat
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If they had all you can eat Pop Tarts instead of breadsticks, I'd be there! Everyday, til I was in a carb coma and paramedics rolled me out
Jules Winnfield
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Don't they have or didn't they have an Oatmeal based poptart?Anyone ever try them?
Andrew74
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That's a LIE!! I'm telling Tim.You know who put things in toasters? Hitler.America wan't originally free to slaves. Somethings get better with change.And, yes. I just compared unfrosted pop tarts to slavery. I'm sure that's a winner for someone playing FFA Bingo.Pop Tarts weren't originally frosted. It took about 3 years before they introduced the frosted ones. Didn't want stuff melting in toasters I guess.Let's just agree that you're wrong.
Binky The Doormat
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Let's just agree that you're wrong.
We covered this at length a couple of years ago. It was clearly determined that frosted brown sugar cinnamon (warmed thoroughly with a dollop of butter) dominates all other pop tarts. It is acceptable to eat them without toasting - but only if you don't have access to warming them, including a microwave.Toaster strudels are also ####### awesome but in a different enough category that one cannot be appropriately declared superior over the other.
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I don't think I've ever had one toasted. I just eat them right out of the package. 