Pope Francis warns of another Great Flood (1 Viewer)

[NorvilleBarnes]

"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

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"Wait" - Noah probably.

 

[Mile High]

Just a matter of time before Mother Nature slaps mankind back to the stone age. Just hope everyone I know is dead and gone before it happens. 

 

[Apple Jack]

"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

LINK

"Wait" - Noah probably.

"[We]'re gonna need a bigger boat." - def Chief Brody

 

[Insein]

Glad we have the real scientists checking in on this now. 

 

[The Kerminator]

So who gets to pick the two humans that get to board the ark?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood 

Lighten up Francis.

 

[Parrothead]

maybe he's just a Peter Gabriel fan?

 

[knowledge dropper]

The Ark is already built and is waiting in northern Kentucky 

https://arkencounter.com/about/

 

[Insein]

Lighten up Francis.

Damn it. Now I'm mad I didn't think of this.

 

[Sea Duck]

Well, I gotta give Francis some credit here. It takes a lot of chutzpah for a religious leader to admit that Great Floods can be semi-random and aren't the exclusive domain of a supernatural, omnipotent supreme being.

 

[Quint]

One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim

 

[FairWarning]

On another board I frequent, a poster says the rapture is coming in the couple of years.  

 

[Kal El]

The Pope needs to go back and read Genesis. The Almighty said He’d never use a flood to destroy the earth again.

 

[joffer]

On another board I frequent, a poster says the rapture is coming in the couple of years.  

Blondie reunion tour?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Blondie reunion tour?

you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
 

 

[quick-hands]

"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

LINK

"Wait" - Noah probably.

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

 

[Sand]

The Bosphorus is blocked up and ready to blow again?

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

Global warming isn't caused by sin?

 

[quick-hands]

Global warming isn't caused by sin?

Don't preach at me.   Keep your views on sin to yourself.

 

[joffer]

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

there was a flood?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    

Not according to the Bible.

 

[randall146]

maybe he's just a Peter Gabriel fan?

So? 

 

[Zow]

The Ark is already built and is waiting in northern Kentucky 

https://arkencounter.com/about/

Damn beat me too. I was going to point out that, after likely failing to generate the revenues projected, a giant flood would be Ken Ham's time to shine. 

 

[Zow]

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

Huh I would have thought a flood was caused by abnormal atmospheric conditions or a rapid melting of ice and/or snow, or some combination thereof then caused a significant amount of water to flow onto otherwise dry land. 

 

[quick-hands]

Not according to the Bible.

Well ill bow to your Bible knowledge.    I haven't read it yet.

 

[urbanhack]

Pin it?

 

[Sabertooth]

Just a matter of time before Mother Nature slaps mankind back to the stone age. Just hope everyone I know is dead and gone before it happens. 

This is pretty much my thought too.   I'd say human race has 500 years left max.  

 

[quick-hands]

This is pretty much my thought too.   I'd say human race has 500 years left max.  

That's why I don't play in dynasty fantasy leagues.

 

[John Maddens Lunchbox]

Back to 8-8 on front page for you @NorvilleBarnes

From Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy

if Noah would have come to Scotland and asked for two each of their native animals because there was to be 40 days and 40 nights of rain would be met with the response of "Big deal! We're already on day 52!

 

[parasaurolophus]

I own a canoe. Im good. 

 

[The Kerminator]

I own a canoe. Im good. 

Good luck fitting two of everything on your canoe. You're gonna need a bigger boat.