Fat Nick
Footballguy
Bidet for the win!
Your quote reminded me to go look into the toilet I used at the Mandarin Oriental in Bangkok this summer while on vacation. The most fantastic bathroom experience I've ever had. Heated seat, automatic flushing and seat open/close...and a nice warm bidet spray AND air dry. Toto NeoRest...The bad part is the dang thing costs almost $10K.
With that said - the self-induced panic buying is getting really old. Why is toilet paper the thing that everyone freaks out about anyway?