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Scoresman

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Serve fatties who break their weight loss contract with lawsuit papers and then settle out of court for a few grand a pop. Especially useful around this time of year.

Make a video that goes viral but then delete it and replace it with several videos with the same content but slightly different names so they show up in search results on youtube. Also insert advertisements for different products in each video

Discover a new plant that cures cancer. If it doesn't cure cancer, say it's a natural health product that's good for cancer patients and will help with overall wellbeing and life quality of people so that nobody has to test your claims.

Right wing blogger

Open a theme park, but instead of filling it with rides put huge walls up all around it and make everybody who enters sign a NDA about their themepark experience

 
Those all sounds incredible difficult.

ETA: And the last one wouldn't even be cost-effective given present-day multi-media.

 
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Frankly, a "Jump to Conclusions Mat" seems like a better idea than anything listed here.

 
Scoresman said:
Serve fatties who break their weight loss contract with lawsuit papers and then settle out of court for a few grand a pop. Especially useful around this time of year.

Make a video that goes viral but then delete it and replace it with several videos with the same content but slightly different names so they show up in search results on youtube. Also insert advertisements for different products in each video

Discover a new plant that cures cancer. If it doesn't cure cancer, say it's a natural health product that's good for cancer patients and will help with overall wellbeing and life quality of people so that nobody has to test your claims.

Right wing blogger

Open a theme park, but instead of filling it with rides put huge walls up all around it and make everybody who enters sign a NDA about their themepark experience
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These all sound like rejected script ideas for The Flintstones.

 
Convince members of a forum to send you thousands of dollars to invest in the stock market, based on whole months of guessing a handful of logical winners.

 
Lutherman2112 said:
Scoresman said:
Serve fatties who break their weight loss contract with lawsuit papers and then settle out of court for a few grand a pop. Especially useful around this time of year.

Make a video that goes viral but then delete it and replace it with several videos with the same content but slightly different names so they show up in search results on youtube. Also insert advertisements for different products in each video

Discover a new plant that cures cancer. If it doesn't cure cancer, say it's a natural health product that's good for cancer patients and will help with overall wellbeing and life quality of people so that nobody has to test your claims.

Right wing blogger

Open a theme park, but instead of filling it with rides put huge walls up all around it and make everybody who enters sign a NDA about their themepark experience
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These all sound like rejected script ideas for The Flintstones.
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they didn't have youtube or blogs on the flintstones.

 
Sell pamphlet titled "Easy Ways to Make Money"

Pamphlet contents:

Step 1: Sell pamphlet titled "Easy Ways to Make Money."

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

Maybe I shouldn't have given this idea away. :oldunsure:

 
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WhatDoIKnow said:
Sell pamphlet titled "Easy Ways to Make Money"

Pamphlet contents:

Step 1: Sell pamphlet titled "Easy Ways to Make Money."

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

Maybe I shouldn't have given this idea away. :oldunsure:
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You wouldn't believe how many online marketers I know that have built a career on that formula over the past decade. Except there's no step two. It's literally, "1. Put up a website, sell information about how to make monty online", "2. Profit." And it's all garbage. Every bit of it.

 
Start with a penny. Double it everyday for 30 days. :2cents:

Even better if they are wheat pennies :moneybag:

 
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Create a fun game people can play at home, while they surf the web.

Something like, I don't know, TannerBingo™.





TannerBingo is the property of SacaBoxer Enterprises, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Idiot Bob, Inc.

 
Create a news channel that gets fat, older, dimwitted Americans in a constant uproar, and then peddle them products that they will need in the upcoming Armageddon.

 
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