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Pour One Out For the Has-Beens & Never Was’s (1 Viewer)

Eric Shelton

Chris Henry--the RB.
Seeing Eric Shelton just reminded me of how high I was on Michael Bush, from Louisville at right around the same time.
Michael Bush was on so many of my teams. Henry also, his unique upright running style didn't translate at all
Didn't M bush have a good camp (Raiders?) then disappear?
It was the hype. 3 tds in the first game of the college season.
 
Drop SZN bump.

Dozens of emails from my leagues - they all just drafted and are cutting down players left and right.

Linebackers expected to be elite who are now applying for jobs at Walmart.

Wide receivers who were always too short and too slow, but we wanted them to be the next Wes Welker.

Quarterbacks who can’t even be trusted to hold a clipboard on the sideline.

Time once again to pour one out for the also rans, the might have been and the never was’s.
:banned:
 
Derrick Mason.

I dont know if he counts, but I was playing in a league that only gave yardage points for 99+ yards, and one year Mason had like 5 games where he had 97 or 98 yards. I hated him.
Many years ago I lost a league championship by 1.2 points when he caught a long touchdown as a Raven in the fourth quarter of the last game of the week. He hadn't scored since he was with the Titans.
I won that that league the next two years, and I don't remember a single player on either of those teams. I don't even remember any players on my losing team. But I can still see Mason catching that touchdown. It's weird how memory works.
 
I was content at the end of last season that I was finally going to be able to cut Javonte Williams before this season with a clear conscience, and rid myself of years of frustration.

Then he signs with Dallas, has a potential path to team RB1 carries, and now...I just can't bring myself to do it. I hate this game.
 
Prediction: This will get renamed "The Cam Skattebo Memorial Thread" in a couple of years. :geek:
The closest analogy to this topic is the Oscar’s “in memoriam” feature.

Dynasty busts or roster cloggers finally gone, but not forgotten.

In 2 leagues I’m finally ready to let AJ Dillon, AKA “Quadzilla” go. Great nickname. Terrible football player.
:banned:
 
I was content at the end of last season that I was finally going to be able to cut Javonte Williams before this season with a clear conscience, and rid myself of years of frustration.

Then he signs with Dallas, has a potential path to team RB1 carries, and now...I just can't bring myself to do it. I hate this game.
We may need a new category for “the perennial tease”.

Reasonably sure you’ll be right back here next year with this same name.
 
I was content at the end of last season that I was finally going to be able to cut Javonte Williams before this season with a clear conscience, and rid myself of years of frustration.

Then he signs with Dallas, has a potential path to team RB1 carries, and now...I just can't bring myself to do it. I hate this game.
We may need a new category for “the perennial tease”.

Reasonably sure you’ll be right back here next year with this same name.
My therapist loves it.
 

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