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I've been to Berlin for a few days, and to Amsterdam twice.

Berlin:

-Get some street waffles. I'm not kidding, they're amazing.

-Checkpoint Charlie is kinda a must. You can see bits of the wall all over though. A lot of the slabs have been re-purposed as street art.

-If you're single (or pretending to be), you could check out an FKK club. Basically, from my understanding these are like a super brothel, stocked with 10s, who will sell themselves to you for a half hour at a time for something like $60 euros. I've never been, but a friend of mine has and he never shuts up about how awesome it was. They're legal there.

-The casino (I think there is only one) is kinda a fun experience. You'll need to wear a suit. Also, its been a few years, but I'm near certain the Roulette wheels don't have 00 on it. So, if you ever wanted to play roulette, this should be where you do it.

Amsterdam:

-Despite being there twice, I didn't smoke pot, get a hooker, or see a live sex show. I only regret passing up on the third one. Sounds memorable.

-Red light district window shopping is kinda depressing.

-Heineken Brewery tour should be mandatory. Not sure what it costs now, but when I went it was 2 Guilders (which was dirt cheap). They get you bombed.

-International Sex Museum isn't as cool as it sounds.

-The streets and canals at night are just beautiful. Walk this city or bike it if you can. Sunset will be LATE.
If you think RLD window shopping is depressing, don't bother with the live sex show. That was some sad ####.
They don't enjoy themselves? Not sure how that is possible... I always figured people picked people they liked to work with in these things.

 
I've been to Berlin for a few days, and to Amsterdam twice.

Berlin:

-Get some street waffles. I'm not kidding, they're amazing.

-Checkpoint Charlie is kinda a must. You can see bits of the wall all over though. A lot of the slabs have been re-purposed as street art.

-If you're single (or pretending to be), you could check out an FKK club. Basically, from my understanding these are like a super brothel, stocked with 10s, who will sell themselves to you for a half hour at a time for something like $60 euros. I've never been, but a friend of mine has and he never shuts up about how awesome it was. They're legal there.

-The casino (I think there is only one) is kinda a fun experience. You'll need to wear a suit. Also, its been a few years, but I'm near certain the Roulette wheels don't have 00 on it. So, if you ever wanted to play roulette, this should be where you do it.

Amsterdam:

-Despite being there twice, I didn't smoke pot, get a hooker, or see a live sex show. I only regret passing up on the third one. Sounds memorable.

-Red light district window shopping is kinda depressing.

-Heineken Brewery tour should be mandatory. Not sure what it costs now, but when I went it was 2 Guilders (which was dirt cheap). They get you bombed.

-International Sex Museum isn't as cool as it sounds.

-The streets and canals at night are just beautiful. Walk this city or bike it if you can. Sunset will be LATE.
If you think RLD window shopping is depressing, don't bother with the live sex show. That was some sad ####.
They don't enjoy themselves? Not sure how that is possible... I always figured people picked people they liked to work with in these things.
yes - typically, its just a summer job to put themselves through college.

 
I've been to Berlin for a few days, and to Amsterdam twice.

Berlin:

-Get some street waffles. I'm not kidding, they're amazing.

-Checkpoint Charlie is kinda a must. You can see bits of the wall all over though. A lot of the slabs have been re-purposed as street art.

-If you're single (or pretending to be), you could check out an FKK club. Basically, from my understanding these are like a super brothel, stocked with 10s, who will sell themselves to you for a half hour at a time for something like $60 euros. I've never been, but a friend of mine has and he never shuts up about how awesome it was. They're legal there.

-The casino (I think there is only one) is kinda a fun experience. You'll need to wear a suit. Also, its been a few years, but I'm near certain the Roulette wheels don't have 00 on it. So, if you ever wanted to play roulette, this should be where you do it.

Amsterdam:

-Despite being there twice, I didn't smoke pot, get a hooker, or see a live sex show. I only regret passing up on the third one. Sounds memorable.

-Red light district window shopping is kinda depressing.

-Heineken Brewery tour should be mandatory. Not sure what it costs now, but when I went it was 2 Guilders (which was dirt cheap). They get you bombed.

-International Sex Museum isn't as cool as it sounds.

-The streets and canals at night are just beautiful. Walk this city or bike it if you can. Sunset will be LATE.
If you think RLD window shopping is depressing, don't bother with the live sex show. That was some sad ####.
They don't enjoy themselves? Not sure how that is possible... I always figured people picked people they liked to work with in these things.
It was pretty rough. Very rote and unexciting. We got bored half way through. I went to the bar to get drinks and the place was so quiet, I was able to yell over to my friends to get their order. It must have been odd for the people knocking it out on stage to hear : "Gin and tonic?! So, two G&Ts, 2 Heinekens and a Grolsch?" while they were in mid coitus.

 

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