Pardon me good sir, as I am easily confused by simple things, but how does your bag smelling like pee lead you to conclude that you, yourself "sat in someone's pee"? Did you sit on your bag? How does the floor on a plane get super slippery? And your bag is super saturated, like someone (a dog?) peed on it while it was at your feet? Or you set it down on some previously-peed pee, and were just exaggerating by using the word saturated? And not just saturated but super saturated? My god this is confusing. What does your co worker agree with? Just the pee smell or everything else that apparently follows from it?
Now the bag is both super saturated and soaked, which takes some of the air out of my exaggeration theory, but then your co-worker, who had already agreed with you before, is now convinced it's pee. Was her earlier agreement couched with skepticism but now she's fully on board? Or is this a different co-worker altogether, which you alluded to by using a hyphen?
What the heck is this? Poppy like a bagel? Like heroin? Was it a drug-sniffing dog? Why did this come to mind at all, let alone first??
I think I'm on to something with the now-capitalized co-Worker, but how did the counter people tell you anything when they went to clean the plane? Or did you mean that while you were in the bathroom, they left, cleaned the plane, and returned with the soda story? I don't think Myanmar even has a king...
I swear, every time a new post pops up, I feel a rush of anticipatory relief because you're about to explain that this was all a simple misunderstanding, like the time Jack and Chrissy were in the bathroom together at the Regal Beagle, or AT LEAST someone will ask one of the same questions I have, but then
HOW DID YOU NOT STEP IN IT WHEN IT WAS AT YOUR FEET?!? BUT YET YOU SAT IN IT?
Clearly, the world has gone topsy-turvy on me and there's nothing I can do about it except make it worse by asking questions.
it's time for a nap