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Punk Died When You Stopped Cutting Your Hair (1 Viewer)

There is nothing in the imagination of a twenty year-old not manifest on the internet. 

Now that we're forty, reality...

well, it's reality.  
Crap, now the wife just came home.

Reality sucks.....I'm pretty sure the 20 year old hottie at the gym still wants me.

You can't change my mind.

 
So, back in college we got a coup. A small, redneck university in the heart of New York got Robert Christgau to speak. "Robert Christgau! The Dean of Rock Journalism?" 

Why, 

Yes, young lad, and you will see him. 

"Will we see him?"

Why, yes, you will see him and ask him questions.  

So, the anticipation builds, the day comes, and Christgau speaks. And Kevin MOTHER####ING Reynolds. Yes, Kevin MOTHER####ING Reynolds keeps pressuring him about Captain Beefheart. And won't let it go. Yes, but Captain Beefheart. 

Captain Beefheart. For thirty minutes, Christgau speaks to the rubes, and we've got some jazz for #######s type caught up about Captain Beefheart. 

I mean, #### Captain Beefheart. 

T-Bone Burnett hates him. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlWbzdmJQA

 
GET YOUR OWN ####NG BLOG DUDE.   

YOU ARE KILLING THIS PLACE
Argy bargy. I was waiting for this. 

Seemed sort of dead anyway. That's why I started. 

Lack of activity is sort of a death. You can join the ride or be part of a slow death.  

Debate me on this. I'll win. So hang out and be chill.  

Also, you don't realize how ridiculous you sound unless it's an ironic joke.  

 
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