Purity Balls (1 Viewer)

[Homer J Simpson]

If you are in high school and you know some chick took a purity pledge -- doesn't that just put a giant target on her? I mean, everyone loves a challenge.

It would, but a lot of these kids are homeschooled - my ex-in-laws were planning to do this with their oldest daughter. They were alos homeschooling for a while, until they realized they couldn't afford to buy the christian homeschool's material, couldn't handle all 6 kids at home. too dumb to realize they couldn't homeschool.

I am not religious, nor would I ever contemplate home schooling, but if I ever have a daughter, sending her to a purity ball sounds like a good idea for some reason. So does not letting her leave the house until she's 30.

This is why we're not potty training our two girls. Our philosophy is that any girl who poops herself on the first date, is not as likely to get a second date

I'd laugh if I wasn't busy e-mailing this suggestion to my wife.

Unfortunately I think my wife took this pledge after we got married and had kids.

Your wife craps her pants to avoid having sex with you?You must be horrible.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Yes, creepy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRIk5bHe58

 

[Chaka]

Uhhhh...never mind.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The only purity balls worth a damn are when I dip me sack in Purell.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Adding to my list of band names.

 

[Parrothead]

you got a puuurity mouth

 

[skol asylum]

Purity balls? Have you SEEN the inside or your wives' purses? Gonna need a whole lotta Purell.

 

[NCCommish]

Yes, creepy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRIk5bHe58

A purity ball at 8 isn't about chastity it's about establishing control.