Putting stuff in your wife's purse (1 Viewer)

[T J]

brohan life works in mysterious ways one minute you think you know some one and then the next minute they are cruising around in a odasyee man what is day is night and what is up is down sometimes i guess enjoy you indiviidual thermostat settings and ruining detroit take that to the bank brohans

Brohan, bromigo, whatever. Yer damn right we have an Odyssey. Great vehicle. Will likely never own another American made car. Unions suck so F Detroit brohan.

 

[Otis]

Really weird IMO. Use your pockets like a man.

Wow. Stunned to see we are on the same page on this one.

 

[TxBuckeye]

It's more manly because letting your wife carry things for you relinquishes control and appears weak.

I would think it's more manly to not care about what others think of where your keys are.

 

[Arizona Ron]

The only thing I typically carry is a money clip with cash, ID and two credit cards, my car fob and a phone. I usually leave my keys in my car.

 

[AAABatteries]

I can see the practical side of the argument, but I don't like the idea of asking my wife for my things ever.

Ok Sabertooth.

I was questioning things when Rude was on the opposite side but now that you and Otis have started thumping your chests about being real men I'm pretty sure I'll keep doing it.

 

[TxBuckeye]

The only thing I typically carry is a money clip with cash, ID and two credit cards, my car fob and a phone. I usually leave my keys in my car.

A key fob plus a key with a built in fob is the main reason my keys are uncomfortable to carry. Unfortunately, as my age progresses, my memory fails me far to often to separate them like that. I'd be locked out of things on a fairly consistent basis I'm sure. SO I give them to her to carry when we get somewhere, put them in my drawer at work, etc.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

Rarely

 

[Zow]

Will occasionally ask her to hold my keys and wallet when we go out to dinner or something. That way my pockets don't bulge and she actually can put the purse to use.

Don't get the whole jayrod point above at all.

 

[BigJohn]

I do the keys and sunglasses as well.

 

[Prinefan]

Anyone mention balls yet?

This, seriously. Guys take care of themselves.

 

[Ignoramus]

I hate having stuff in my pockets. Anything I can make her schlep I will.

 

[AAABatteries]

I hate having stuff in my pockets. Anything I can make her schlep I will.

It's about time your reasoned voice chimed in on this.

 

[Ned]

The percentage of men using their wives purses that also use hair products? 95-100%?

 

[SWC]

brohan life works in mysterious ways one minute you think you know some one and then the next minute they are cruising around in a odasyee man what is day is night and what is up is down sometimes i guess enjoy you indiviidual thermostat settings and ruining detroit take that to the bank brohans

I could not have said it better myself.

Because I'm not stupid.

yeah brohan i am pretty dumb there is no doubt about it but hey i keep on trying and i guess that is all i can do so thanks for the reminder take that to the bank

 

[Brony]

Heck no. I didn't buy that denim fanny pack as purely a fashion statement.

 

[dozer]

Sometimes in a semi dressy situation she'll carry my dip in there, or maybe sneak in my hip flask to a theater.

 

[Courtjester]

No, I don't get this thread.

The only thing I ask my wife to carry for me is my bottle of insulin and some needles--especially if I am wearing shorts.

 

[bagger]

My wife gives ME stuff to carry. Not the other way around, Nancy.

this.

 

[jamny]

Carry it myself.

Besides, my wife uses extremely small handbags. Fits her wallet, chapstick, phone, keys and maybe sunglasses. More often than not, she won't even bring one.

 

[TxBuckeye]

The percentage of men using their wives purses that also use hair products? 95-100%?

Funny, I was thinking "% of posters playing the man card that wear wife beaters and watch NASCAR, 95%-100%?"

 

[AAABatteries]

The only thing I ask my wife to carry for me is my bottle of insulin and some needles--especially if I am wearing shorts.

Come on - man up.

 

[pollardsvision]

Sometimes in a semi dressy situation she'll carry my dip in there, or maybe sneak in my hip flask to a theater.

Does she have room in there for your spit bottle too? Or do you just wait until you've emptied a beer bottle?

 

[cstu]

Does she carry your balls in there too?

I try to put my balls anywhere I can.

 

[fred_1_15301]

When I go places with my wife I ask her to put my keys and wallet in her purse. Sometimes sunglasses. I can't stand having stuff in my pockets. She seems to think I'm the only man in the world who does this. So, is she right?

Other way around for me. I carry her crap all the time.

 

[Courtjester]

The only thing I ask my wife to carry for me is my bottle of insulin and some needles--especially if I am wearing shorts.

Come on - man up.

You know talk about a conversation stopper when you go to sit down in a chair and hypodermic needles fall out of your pocket. Most people tend to move slowly away from you.

 

[dozer]

Sometimes in a semi dressy situation she'll carry my dip in there, or maybe sneak in my hip flask to a theater.

Does she have room in there for your spit bottle too? Or do you just wait until you've emptied a beer bottle?

No, she doesn't carry a spitter for me.

 

[Henry Ford]

Really thought this thread would be about going without a glove.

 

[mr roboto]

Just sat down for lunch. She asked me if I wanted to throw the keys and my sunglasses in her purse.

:winning:

 

[AAABatteries]

Just sat down for lunch. She asked me if I wanted to throw the keys and my sunglasses in her purse.

:winning:

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[SacramentoBob]

Her flesh purse?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

 

[T J]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

Yep.

 

[Henry Ford]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

 

[Tom Servo]

Sorry to hear you're so weak that you can't carry more than 2 ounces in your pockets...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

 

[AAABatteries]

Sorry to hear you're so weak that you can't carry more than 2 ounces in your pockets...

Woz alias?

 

[AAABatteries]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

 

[Tom Servo]

Sorry to hear you're so weak that you can't carry more than 2 ounces in your pockets...

Woz alias?

:softball:

 

[Henry Ford]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

 

[AAABatteries]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

Condoms

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

Maybe a juicebox or some gum. I don't know. Was trying to make a joke.

 

[Henry Ford]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

Maybe a juicebox or some gum. I don't know. Was trying to make a joke.

Oh.It was funny.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

Maybe a juicebox or some gum. I don't know. Was trying to make a joke.

Old wadded up kleenex that she would spit on to wipe something off of your face with?

 

[Henry Ford]

You know who else used to carry your stuff in her purse? Your mommy. Time to grow up, dudes.

What of yours did your mom carry in her purse?

Lots of stuff I think.

Well, like what?

Maybe a juicebox or some gum. I don't know. Was trying to make a joke.

Old wadded up kleenex that she would spit on to wipe something off of your face with?

I think that belongs to her.

 

[jhib]

I barely notice my keys/wallet/phone. The feeling all blends into the background since I always carry them in my pockets. When I moved to a bigger phone, I noticed it for about the first day or two.

Then there's the fact that if I asked my wife to put them in her purse, it would take her 5 minutes to find them when I needed them again.

 

[Henry Ford]

I usually end up carrying my wife's stuff in my pockets because she doesn't want to carry a purse.

 

[Tom Servo]

When out with your wife/SO do you put your wallet, keys, etc.. in their purse?

1. Yes, everything (7 votes [6.25%])
2. Yes, but just some items (33 votes [29.46%])

No, I can carry it myself thanks (72 votes [64.29%])
It seems as if the FFA can carry their own stuff.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Or 64.29% are to afraid of their wives to ask if they would mind carrying the keys in there luggage-sized handbags.

 

[mr roboto]

Or 64.29% are to afraid of their wives to ask if they would mind carrying the keys in there luggage-sized handbags.

This. Blouses. I feel sorry for those who've been whipped by their women.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Why would you do this? One mistake, putting the purse down and forgetting it, whatever--and you're both screwed.

Plus, it's embarrassing.

We live in the city, so we walk or take public transportation pretty much everywhere. I just throw both our ID's, debit cards, and Charlie cards in my pocket if she* doesn't have pockets of her own.

*Not wife, but still.