Quentin Tarantino's "Comedy Central" Roast (1 Viewer)

[Encyclopedia Brown]

It was filmed on December 2nd, but there are zero plans to ever air it. No explanation has been given.

Various sites have some of the best jokes.

Jeff Ross: Tarantino is an Italian word for plagiarism. You're like Martin Scorceso-so

Jeff Ross: (on Samuel L. Jackson doing so many movies) You need to start saying the N word more--and that word is no.

Whitney Cummings: (to Kathy Griffin): "Kathy, you spend so much time talking about Ryan Seacrest, the only thing that's spent more time on Ryan Seacrest is semen.

Whitney Cummings (on Eli Roth): All your movies are about torture. If you’re so into people getting tortured on camera, you should make a movie about people watching your movies.

Uma Thurman: We were sitting in Quentin's office during a particularly grueling moment of shooting 'Kill Bill', and I irritated him somehow. And he said, 'You do that one more time and, next time we work together, I'm gonna write '#####' on the back of your chair!' And I said, 'Honey, next time we work together, you might as well write 'idiot' on the back of my chair.

Cummings and Rob Schneider both had John Travolta jokes that might prove to be ban-worthy if repeated, but if interested they shouldn't be difficult to find.

 

[Tiger Fan]

probably just a marketing stunt. I'm sure it will air eventually

 

[cstu]

Rob Schneider both had John Travolta jokes that might prove to be ban-worthy if repeated, but if interested they shouldn't be difficult to find.

I thought that was tasteless and unfunny.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Rob Schneider both had John Travolta jokes that might prove to be ban-worthy if repeated, but if interested they shouldn't be difficult to find.

I thought that was tasteless and unfunny.

Worse than Cummings joke? Really?

 

[thetman]

Those shows are always hilarious. Greg Giraldo will be missed though.

 

[mad sweeney]

These things are so brutal I don't know how Comedy Central can air any of them. The Flavor Flav one was worst of all because poor Brigette Nielson had to ask everyone around her what the joke that slammed her meant.

 

[Clayton Gray]

Sarah Silverman, who said she was celebrating her 40th birthday Wednesday, brought edgy material. Among other things, she said Tarantino turned down directing Speed -- "the first time he ever turned down speed."

Jeff Ross also had warm words at the end as is tradition after roast jokes. "Thank you for making all us movie geeks seem a little cooler," he told Tarantino before ending with another joke. "You changed the face of cinema. I just wish cinema would return the favor."

 

[eoMMan]

Was this ever shown?