FYI: I'm Alive...Barely, but alive (sorry Tri-Man = I'm keeping my bike).
Since my primary goals were to finish and not get hurt, the day was a success.
Race Day/Night Diary
I drove up to Dallas yesterday, checked into my hotel, set my alarm for 5am (ALL racers had to be into the park no later than 6:15, as a Juniors race started at 6:30), and was in bed by 9:30pm. My wife (who is in Cali.) called me at 10:00 (I had just fallen asleep) to vent about my MIL, and our 2 year old, who for some reason is acting like a 2 yr. old. 45 minutes of earning husband points later, I finally got back to sleeping. At 1:30am, I'm awoken by a party (full-on) in the room next to me

. I called the front desk to say WTF (they sent somebody there, but they didn't really care). They were still loud a half hour later, so I knocked on their door, and asked them to please keep it down (there were at least 15 people in their room

). They apologized, and I went back to try to sleep. They were much quieter, but as some of them left (around 3:00am), they pounded on my door (waking me up again

). I did go right back to sleep, but it seemed like 2 minutes later that my alarm went off. I got ready, made sure I knocked loudly on their door before leaving, and got to the park by 6:00am.
Pre-Race Hilarity
The person announcing the race (he actually did a play by play for the whole event!) had these gems prior to the race:
"Everybody go down to the Lake to watch the Juniors start. They're a bunch of studs and babes, who have bodies worth watching (these are under 18 yr. olds

"
"Guys, you are going to be passed by some beautiful women during the race. When they smoke you, don't be alarmed, just tell them to keep going"
The Race
Swim (1,500 meters +) =
The morning was very calm, but quite humid. For some reason, the race organizers only did 3 waves of swimmers (w/ 500 competitors) = the beginning was a cluster. We had over 200 in our wave, and I nearly drowned 4 times before swimming even 50 meters. Once out about 300 meters, my goggles were useless. They were filled with water, even after I readjusted them twice. I was about ready to swim back to shore, but sucked it up. After turning at the supposed 400 meter buoy, I actually had a great stretch (for me) to the supposed 1,000 meter buoy. The final supposed 500 meters was a cluster, with too many people in too small of a space (it was very narrow). I've never been happier to be on land, and as I feared, my heart rate was up higher than I hoped. [EVERYBODY's swim times were extremely slow, and the race organizers acknowledged that the course had to have been longer than 1,500 meter].
T1 =
I took a little extra time as my right eye had a big fog over it, so I flushed it w/ water (which actually helped!), and I wanted to take in some extra fluids. I was out in less than 2 minutes = not much time lost.
Bike (26.2 miles) =
Conditions couldn't have been better for the bike (low wind, and a flat course!). It included two loops, which meant four U-turns = slowed the course down a bit. After the first loop I was averaging 22.2 mph and the little man in my head (the smart one) said slow down to save your legs (they were starting to burn a bit, with a lot of race left). I took it down a notch, and with 3 miles left (entering the park again), a gorgeous 23 yr old (your age is marked on your legs) with a teeny-tiny suit on was directly in front of me. I decided this would be my best opportunity to rest my legs prior to the run, and stayed my 3 full lengths behind her the rest of the way in (no drafting allowed). I lost maybe 30 seconds by following her, but it was time well spent. My final bike split was 21.8 mph (.3 mph better than I had hoped for

).
T2 =
Not much to say here = change shoes and go. My legs did feel weird, as I didn't get a brick in at all prior to the race (last one was 7 weeks ago, and what caused my calf injury), but no pain. [under 1 minute = I'm OK with that]
Run (10k) =
Starting the run, I felt good, but knew it was going to be an effort. I had anticipated running at about 7:45 pace. My first mile was 7:54, and knew I wasn't going to be going any faster than that the rest of the way. With my second mile at 7:59, I told myself to try to settle into 8 minute miles. My body didn't want to play that game though. My legs were rubber at the end of mile 3 (8:15), and they literally had nothing in them. The heat got to me big time, and the only thing that was comforting, was that it looked like everybody was struggling). I decided to walk through the last 2 water stops, and to just reach my goal of finishing. Three slow miles later, and I kicked it in (what little I had left) the last .2. Right as I crossed the finish line, my right quad cramped up = thank God it didn't happen sooner. My final pace was 8:28 (a personal worst

), but I did make it w/o re-injuring my calf or my knee.
Overall, I finished 4 minutes slower than I had hoped for, though I was ecstatic to have completed it. The day took a toll on the field as 10% didn't finish (51 people). The weather (heat) played a role, but the longer swim (+ the cluster) kicked a lot of people's butt (including mine!).
Post-race =
It was strange not having my family there, though they had MULTIPLE sponsors w/ a ton of goodies to consume. They held us hostage at the site until all runners were on their last leg = 11:30am. I then went back to my hotel, showered and met the Amazing CuldeusTM for a couple beers (he's as cool as anticipated), at his neighborhood pub.
Overall, a great day!