Ned, Reginald and Tri: Great workouts! Sweet in this heat. Tri mentioned I'm on fire. I am, literally. My groinal shots were the major suck. I got to my appointment and was disappointed that some dude took me back to radiology (I've been seeing Christine

). I learn quickly that he's a student as he takes me to the wrong room and can't figure out why I'm not in the system for my X-Ray. When he told me I wouldn't need to change, that I could just stand up and drop my shorts for the x-ray, I told the booger-eating moron that I was here for an X-Ray assisted cortisone/steroid shot. He ran out for help, and to my ecstatic surprise, he brought Christine

She took me to get my "gown" on and told me I could leave my shirt on under it, but that she really wanted me to be buck naked from the waist down (how I heard it). I then proceed to the operating table, where the dude, Christine, the Dr. and his nurse (fairly cute!) welcome me to my personal hell. They lay me down on the table and the Dr. tells nursy to do something. She proceeds to unveil my nether region, where I'm certain half of my old ball-sack is fully visible to all. Mr. Happy has settled in to the left of the draping area. Nursy proceeded to rub a cold liquid deep into my groin. Had it been Christine, the sheet would have likely given a puppet show. I thought she was sterilizing the area, and doing an incredible job of it. The doc then says I'm going to feel a poke and starts to put a needle in me (I'm thinking this is to numb the area). I'm watching the x-ray, and am refusing to watch the torture below. The initial poke was small (I initially said "#####" but small ##### wasn't a good choice of words)and gentle and I thought "awesome, this isn't going to be bad!" The needle just kept going in further and further though and then he most have released the liquid because I stated aloud "SONOFA##### THAT HURTS!" That ended up being the cortisone shot; so I'm assuming nursy failed miserable at numbing the area with the cold moist stuff she had rubbed on the area. The pain made all the muscles in my groinal area tense, and my legs literally lifted off the table. Doc told me I needed to sit still, and then all of a sudden he gave me another "poke" without warning. I assumed it was a one shot deal. Nope. the second shot was the steroid, and while not as bad, it still sucked. Doc told me that I was done. While I wanted to punch the mother####er right in the nads, I instead asked him when I could run/bike next (hoping he'd say immediately). He said I'd have to wait a minimum of a week, and then run only if there was no pain. I told him I'd been running with the pain prior to this, and he still said I needed to wait. The f'ing *******. Christine

walked me back to my clothes and I noticed that my groin was numb (not the normal effect she'd have on my groin). There wasn't much pain for the first hour after, but it slowly built up to a darn good pain right where the shots were given (still sore as hell). I tried to go to bed at 10:30 last night and noticed my HR was flying. After trying to sleep I googled cortisone/steroid shots and heart rate, and lo and behold I can expect my HR to be up for at least a few days. Peachy. So now I got no sleep, my groin doesn't hurt where it did before, but feels even worse where the shots were, and I can't run. Fun, fun, fun!