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Wow.....

Joe says*:neil rackers, earth. earth, matt leinart. I don't see anybody else having a concern, so why should I? there are negative things going on now. i'm loving life. I don't like that. but chris berman is still doing the comb-over and that patch of velcro on top of it, i'm kind of at a loss for words. it's special. I don't think i've ever seen a fire alarm at a game like he did at the end of the game. he's always hoarse but sunday night you could barely hear him. given the warren sapp and keenan mccardell in the touchdown scoring department for this year. in case you were wondering, camby has a 45 million dollar contract with denver. in maybe the stupidest quote i've heard in quite some time, philadelphia's allen iverson said players wearing coats and ties sends a bad message to kids. kuselias said it was stupid how close the lions came to hanging 40 points on seattle in week 1. the lions got absolutely shafted on the marcus pollard call. period. it's stupid as hell. he'd probably like it more if everyone didn't think he was just trying to make this week's column. everyone knows this. have you noticed the degree of detroit's success is inversely related to how many times is it physically possible for fox's james brown to say the word pay dirt in a 10 second game break clip? I honestly think he doesn't have that left,' mccown said. you got screwed. but stop whining. to oregon fans: act like youve won something before. especially since you didnt really win this one. jeremiah trotter and kevin mathis $5,000 fines. yeah, that's in line.
 
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have you caught any of the spat between keyshawn johnson and fox reporter pam oliver? oliver reported that johnson had yelled at dallas coach sean payton of the saints using a new formation that left him alone in the backfield with no lead blocker. he'll be fine......somebody call arizona and seattle and tell them to hold up on that. that was it. yet half the football writers in america made it sound like johnson had insulted his mother and challenged his man hood or something. relax, people.....I always tell folks it's a famous cycling victory move.

hindsight is 20-20 but I can't watch the sunday ticket red zone? how does daunte culpepper as the public address announcer instructed everyone to exit the stadium. we'll wait.....I bet coughlin made the sergeant hulka face as strahan played the bill murray role delivering the big toe speech. if you are reading this, there is a yard I need to get, there is a good chance that daunte culpepper was heading to the end zone again and they're down by 3. don't tell me there's nothing to names.

college football note of the day ended with a punt. their 2nd and 3rd drives of the day on the monday night blurb with michelle tafoya on julius jones' mom. she was screaming bloody murder. they wheeled her back to a two back system. yeah, I saw that coming?.....bills wr lee evans all day didn't hurt their chances of winning. when j.r. friggin' redmond out produces you in the fly that's troubling. the irish went with a bruised jaw.....cool quote from mccareins: basically, I wasn't sure what to tell jeff garcia.

chad pennington's injury highlighted what most of us have known for a while now and i'm starting to lean towards the opinion that michigan got jobbed. I see this right? espn now has a 10 year old daughter, an 8 year old son obviously didn't like the direction this was going with his sister getting attention. he said, that was more like a josh smith. but then it hit me that his name is officially captain fear and he's pretty cool I guess. it may not be interesting to see how they'd respond after a week of complaining: he went to denver and it was cool to see guys older than me on the buttocks.

why does dan marino have a samsung tv in his closet? I mean seriously, if you're sitting around the bengals locker room, how many guys need to know that kind of thing.....espn's michael irvin couldn't believe they were wasting time talking about david carr's haircut after the texans won back to back to back games of troy state and vanderbilt at this level. how important is steve smith to carolina? through three quarters, he was the quarterback. I suck right now, it's as simple as that. there's your headline.

peyton manning's advice to his brother, eli: this is the world series game 3. I expect to get highlights and instead get a train wreck called dream job. which as best I can tell is a survivor type contest to see who they have singing their national anthem. they always have interesting people there. this week it was reggie whites daughter. very cool.....they all knocked on your butt beat. he might do a semi hug but belichick was less than one minute to go home early, but they made two spelling errors in the world series game 3. but only managed to return it.....and some of you red sox doubters questioned me when I told you that charlie whitehurst as your #2 qb is a bad dream. once this season is done, hopefully we'll go home and tell my wife.

espn's steve young defended mike vick comment. and television special featuring o.j. houshmandzadeh isn't just as crazy. sunday, tampa bay's matt bryant day in the hospital. his second game break clip? I didn't want to know he's awfully knowledgeable about a trend. if adversity strikes, it strikes. but I have a perfect example.....there's a very interesting low profile story brewing in cincinnati. chad johnson suffered a head injury that caused him to lose short term memory. he said as favre went to his car after dinner, he didn't even think about that, really. we're going to get reprimanded, seau said.

it seems like the scarecrow. he assists them with gatorade. did you catch jon voight as pope john paul foschi, ovie mughelli, mack strong, naufahu tahi and the bruise remained two weeks ago that I can't think of captain queeg thing since jacksonville.....coach john fox sent the punt team? that was so gangsta!.....do they not pass block? I am so pumped about american idol winners will be called otis, presumably in hopes of landing the mascot for the people you're close to.

 
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I asked last week if there were another pair of starting wrs in the league than forcing your opponents to wear black jerseys in tempe? at least she didn't get pegged in the ##### rhymes with falls with the football team and then answered questions for an hour.

 
I can't decide whether this is genius or pure nonsense.

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everyone involved ridiculously wealthy? the pro bowl ballots. just use the jerk store called and wants his tie back.

 
A few that cracked me up:

have you seen the one for kfc chicken where the rocket scientist guy is laughed at by the lady? how do they cast that part for her? do they gather the ballots by pony express or something?

speaking of the denver loss, I hear some shanahan haters say griffin never should've had the opportunity to call the first play. weis agreed. the boy asked for a pass right into the camera, smiled, and said, we'd like to apologize for this game. you figure that one out.

the back judge don dorkowski, injured his calf and was carted off before the game singing here come the saints?

with apologies to chris myers, I think suzy kolber is the best receiver in seattle.

mike tice was dumb enough to hire me.

ravens coach brian billick had this to say about the dance and that is that I always get a bunch of beer drinking males with erectile dysfunction who spent most of their time stranded on islands. that can't be good. not one thing. it's about character. he then gave jamal lewis a game ball at the post game press conference awards this week to run through the 2005 season.

 
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oh, I really need it.' because that's what's important.

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some of these goofy things I like to try new foods so I picked up some prickly pears from the mexican market in town. i'll admit the overriding thought bouncing around my head was apparently, one does need an appendix. something is wrong with my brain.

 
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Joe says*:mike vick thought of his devastating capacity for luring young bulls into the weekend, he was still pretty funny. but his kick sunday. even more mean sunday as a movie star now? who still talks like that.
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you could hear the cries of racism and cultural insensitivity when damon has to put away the bears. at halftime, reggie bush still doesn't have a limit.

Joe says*:

chris simms was pretty funny.

Joe says*:

i've always said that.

 
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it was just sort of turned a nasty shade of brown and the cream cheese never moved. I mean c'mon, they're airing the ad during a football game? be like tampa bay and hold the ball. which is sort of important for a wide receiver in the game.

 
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does it surprise you to wear a pink skirt. he missed most of the coaches wanted to be said for non-notre dame people: at this for johnson: I think running back brandon jacobs gets the grease thing.
 
somebody call arizona and seattle and tell them to hold up on that artose pinner bust. he had just one carry for four yards sunday. fellow running back amos zereoue carried the ball 6 times and gained fewer yards than redmond. seriously
 
this may be suffering from the st. charles, missouri
As someone from St. Louis who has been to St. Chuck many times I truly say that this line is not randomized at all. Joe pretty much nailed this one....
 

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