Ranking pies (1 Viewer)

[wazoo11]

I went to the local farmers market this morning, and was wondering how you guys would rank the top five pies of all time?

@shuke @General Malaise @Otis

 

[Keith R]

1. Blackberry

2. Boysenberry

3. Strawberry

4. Coconut Cream

5. Pecan

Sadly, the top two are very hard to find

 

[Chemical X]

key lime

chess

mince meat

boston creme

apple

 

[belljr]

Hair

Chocolate silk

Lemon Meringue

Apple

 

[Wingnut]

Key lime

Blueberry

Cherry

Banana cream

Lemon meringue

Worst pie: Pecan. Nut pie shouldn't exist.

 

[Christo]

Blueberry

Pecan

Chocolate Pecan

Cherry

Apple

 

[wikkidpissah]

Flaming

Smoked Trout (a feature of semi-annual game feeds at my ol' corner bar in Reno)

Shepherds'

Key Lime

Blueberry

 

[El Floppo]

Chess pie sound tedious.

Apple

Hair

Chicken pot. Pretty much anything with pot.

 

[Osaurus]

Chess pie gives me the sugar sweats. 

 

[brun]

Pizza pie

Apple pie

Blueberry pie

Pumpkin pie

Pie Mackenzie

 

[Brony]

Chess 

Pumpkin 

Pecan 

Cream 

Key lime 

 

[whoknew]

Pecan is #1

 

[zamboni]

Legendary 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Pizza pie

Apple pie

Pumpkin pie

 

[Buffaloes]

strawberry rhubarb

pumpkin

apple/cherry/blueberry

turkey pot pie and pizza ranks up there in S-tier if made right, but it feels like a different conversation

 

[AAABatteries]

Pecan

Key Lime

Derby

Cherry

Apple (with vanilla ice cream)

 

[Dezbelief]

Pecan

Chocolate cream 

Cherry

Pumpkin 

Apple

 

[AAABatteries]

Worst pie: Pecan. Nut pie shouldn't exist.

This may be the worst take this board has ever seen.

 

[Zegras11]

Pizza
Huckleberry
Cherry
Blueberry
Traynor

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

Assuming I am baking:

Black Raspberry 

Coconut Cream 

Cheesecake (Called cake, but is really pie)

Apple

Sweet Potato

 

[Joe Summer]

1. apple (but only when I make it myself)
2. pecan
3. banana cream
4. coconut cream
5. my homemade raspberry/blackberry/huckleberry super deluxe combo pie
 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Pumpkin

Key Lime

Whoopie

The rest in no particular order

 

[Tom Servo]

Fruit pies >>> all other pies.

 

[AAABatteries]

Some of you people have obviously never had a good pecan pie.

 

[RUSF18]

Blueberry, blackberry.

Blackberry, boysenberry.

Boysenberry, huckleberry.

Huckleberry, raspberry.

Raspberry, strawberry.

Strawberry, cranberry.

Peach.

 

[Marmalade]

1. Pumpkin

2.  Key Lime

3.  Apple

4.  Black Berry

5.  Hair

 

[AAABatteries]

1. Pumpkin

2.  Key Lime

3.  Apple

4.  Black Berry

5.  Hair

You aren’t the real Kenny Powers are you?

 

[zamboni]

Blueberry, blackberry.

Blackberry, boysenberry.

Boysenberry, huckleberry.

Huckleberry, raspberry.

Raspberry, strawberry.

Strawberry, cranberry.

Don’t forget gravelberry.

 

[belljr]

Some of you people have obviously never had a good pecan pie.

Or know any Pi Delta Pi's

 

[Ron Swanson]

Cottage

Key Lime

Coconut Cream

Blueberry

Cherry

 

[Ron Swanson]

And any fried pie at Shirley's Burnt Biscuit in Marathon, TX.  Like an elevated version of the Hostess pies we had as kids.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Assuming I am baking:

Black Raspberry 

I grew up in an area with a ton of black raspberry bushes. Loved the free snacks as I walked by them but never had a pie made from them.

 

[Klimtology]

Key Lime 

Pecan 

Peach

Apple

Pumpkin Praline

 

[AndrewClark]

1. BANANA CREAM

1.5 key lime 

2. All others. 

 

[Tom Servo]

Blueberry, blackberry.

Blackberry, boysenberry.

Boysenberry, huckleberry.

Huckleberry, raspberry.

Raspberry, strawberry.

Strawberry, cranberry.

Peach.

Sounds like a G-rated version of George Carlin's football chant.

 

[Wildcat]

Pecan.  /thread

 

[Wingnut]

Some of you people have obviously never had a good pecan 

Nuts and sugar. Yeah, that sounds like a tasty pie 

disgusting.

 

[AAABatteries]

Cottage

I was excited as this was the first one I had never heard of.  When I read it was just a shepherds pie I was extremely angry with you.  Come on!

 

[AAABatteries]

Nuts and sugar. Yeah, that sounds like a tasty pie 

disgusting.

You are completely out if your mind.  Do you hate all peanut and peanut butter candy bars?

 

[AAABatteries]

It sounds like you’ve never even tried it.  Sounds like??

 

[bostonfred]

1. Apple crisp pie

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

I grew up in an area with a ton of black raspberry bushes. Loved the free snacks as I walked by them but never had a pie made from them.

Sooooooo good.

 

[jhib]

1. Blueberry

2. Apple

3. Rhubarb (not strawberry rhubarb)

4. Coconut Cream

5. Pumpkin

Just behind: cherry, pecan

 

[jhib]

1. Apple crisp pie

Oh yeah, blueberry and apple are even better with crumb topping.

 

[HellToupee]

1-Key Lime - Ive had a lot of bad ones but this has the highest ceiling for me

2-Pumpkin 

3-Apple

4-Pecan

5-Blueberry 

 

[Hov34]

1.  Pecan

2. Chess

3.  Key Lime

4.  Apple

5.  Cherry

 

[HellToupee]

Chess

what is this?

 

[Wingnut]

You are completely out if your mind.  Do you hate all peanut and peanut butter candy bars?

No, just pecans and walnuts, theyre both vile. All other nuts are fine.

 

[AAABatteries]

what is this?

I think some call it buttermilk pie (that’s assuming you’ve heard of it)

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No, just pecans and walnuts, theyre both vile. All other nuts are fine.

Then you must love this place.