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my sex life is...

  • 10 - I'm completely fulfilled

    Votes: 4 3.0%

  • 9

    Votes: 12 8.9%

  • 8

    Votes: 19 14.1%

  • 7

    Votes: 17 12.6%

  • 6

    Votes: 12 8.9%

  • 5

    Votes: 7 5.2%

  • 4

    Votes: 8 5.9%

  • 3

    Votes: 19 14.1%

  • 2

    Votes: 8 5.9%

  • 1 - What sex life?

    Votes: 29 21.5%
  • Total voters
    135
Variety was cool, that search for Miss Tonight was fun, waking up and......what was her name......ha~

And until a guy gets the roam out of his system and is bored with unemotional sex ya shouldn't think of a one on one relationship.

A real true love changes everything. 

10+++

 
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ffmail4me said:
Its 100% safe, I did a #### ton of research. VERY different from injecting it in your body. The gel stimulates the pituitary gland in your brain and tells it to make more HGH. So its all natural nothing synthetic. I'd be happy to share more if you are interested. 
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Wasn't that what Bonds was using?  What's your hat size?

 
Lol no. This product hasn’t been out very long. The head on my shoulders is normal size, the other one...  :pickle:

 
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6 Things Men Should Know About Human Growth Hormone

AUGUST 06, 2016

SEXUAL HEALTH

Human growth hormone (HGH) is popular as a performance-enhancing substance and for its anti-aging properties. But what do you really know about HGH?

What is human growth hormone?

HGH is a hormone and a protein produced in the pituitary gland. Although it has a role in maintaining healthy tissue overall, it is probably best known for assisting in increasing muscle mass and bone density and an ability to promote cell growth and regeneration by activating receptors to initiate the process. Human growth hormone also can boost libido, slow the progression of age-related degenerative diseases, and help support a sense of well-being.

Production of human growth hormone peaks during puberty and drops sharply when men and women are in their early twenties, with a subsequent progressive decline over each decade. The hormone has a relatively short life in another way as well: once it is secreted by the body, it remains active only for a few minutes, during which time the liver transforms it into growth factors. One of those growth factors is insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1), which is strongly associated with muscle growth.

How much human growth hormone do men make?

Surprisingly, healthy females can produce about twice the amount of human growth hormone as their male counterparts, since they need it for child-bearing reasons. Healthy adult men usually boast slightly less than 5 nanograms per milliliter of the hormone present in their bloodstream. However, the range can be from 1 to 9 ng/mL.

Who is a candidate for human growth hormone supplementation?

Among adults, the only FDA approved use of HGH injections is for people who are truly deficient in the hormone. A deficiency can be determined by taking a simple blood test. Human growth hormone deficiency is not a common occurrence and is typically caused by an abnormally low functioning pituitary gland or a pituitary tumor. It also may be prescribed for short bowel syndrome or muscle wasting due to HIV/AIDS.

Symptoms of a HGH deficiency include an increase in body fat and weight, reduction in exercise capacity, decrease in lean body mass, decline in muscle strength and mass, unhealthy triglyceride and cholesterol levels, sleep problems, reduced bone density, decline in cardiac performance, and a poor sense of well-being.

Some healthcare providers believe HGH therapy is appropriate for men and women who display some of the symptoms of a deficiency, which also happen to be similar to those experienced by people as they age. Others, however, strongly encourage anyone who is considering HGH therapy to boost their levels by taking a natural approach (see “How can men boost human growth hormone levels naturally?”).

How is HGH therapy given?

In the United States, HGH is available by prescription and is given by injection. Other forms of the hormone, such as tablets, capsules, or sprays, are not effective. Any oral form of the hormone is digested by the stomach before it can be absorbed. Products that claim they can mimic the effects of HGH are readily available on the internet and from illicit sources and should be avoided at all costs. Because prescription human growth hormone is expensive (ranging from $800 to $3,000 per month), many individuals are lured by the lower prices offered by these non-FDA approved sources.

What are the side effects and complications associated with taking HGH?

Anti-aging specialist Eric Braverman, MD, of Path Medical Center in New York City, states that “Complications [with HGH use] are very minimal.” The dangers of using human growth hormone depend on several factors, including whether you do so under the guidance of a knowledgeable professional and the source of the product. Men who are treated by an expert who uses FDA approved hormones and monitors patients’ are less likely to experience problems than men who use illicit HGH and/or take doses higher than those recommended.

That said, side effects and complications for anyone using HGH may include spikes in blood sugar levels, fluid retention, nerve or muscle pain, carpal tunnel syndrome, tingling and numbness of the skin, high cholesterol, joint pain, and promotion of cancerous growths. Excessive levels of HGH in the body can result in acromegaly, characterized by accelerated growth of the feet, jawbone, brow, and hands."

 
What sex life? I'm married with little kids.  I would murder for once a month right now, so screw you guys.

Seriously, man, screw you guys. 

 
Quality is great after many years of marriage.  Frequency goes from just right to stretches of not enough.  Neither one of us are interested in every night like one of the posters.  Every couple days would be ideal.  Don't know how some of you guys can stay in these sexless relationships

 
ffmail4me said:
We just weren't connecting, started to drift (over a 10 year period mind you), and then a beautiful girl I went to high school with starting chatting me on FB, started very innocent, but didn't stay that way for long. I love my wife and kids but wasn't happy with the lack of intimacy. So I told my wife about her, that  I had met up with her a few times and acknowledged I thought I was starting to develop feelings. I told her I was desperate for things to change between us because I didn't WANT to go this route, I didn't want to end the marriage or hurt our kids, but I needed to have real intimacy and feel from her what this girl was giving me. I think it was the wake up call my wife needed. I stopped seeing the girl immediately  (and haven't seen her since) and its like I suddenly had a new wife. I'm a good father and make a very very good living, so I think she realized what she had and for the first time realized she could have lost it all at the rate things were going. She just took things for granted. I know that sounds arrogant but honestly its the truth. If she were on here she'd say the exact same thing. When I told her about the girl (and I was in tears, it was ripping me up inside) she immediately said "this is my fault." And its because I came to her, was honest and told her the struggle and guilt and what I was feeling,  that changed everything. I honestly believed if I would have hidden it, continued down that path and gotten caught, everything would have been different. And maybe we wouldn't have reconciled the way we did. I think we ALL (men and women) need to remember not to take things for granted with our loved ones. 

And as far as energy, my wife and I are both taking HGH in transdermal (gel) form, and its made an amazing difference with our energy, aches in pains, and libido (well, more hers than mine, I've always been a dog ;) )  
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Interesting, and great story. How old are you guys?  How many kids?

 
ffmail4me said:
And as far as energy, my wife and I are both taking HGH in transdermal (gel) form, and its made an amazing difference with our energy, aches in pains, and libido (well, more hers than mine, I've always been a dog ;) )  
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Gel? Are you rubbing on your body? I'm shuked here.

 
Judge Smails said:
Quality is great after many years of marriage.  Frequency goes from just right to stretches of not enough.  Neither one of us are interested in every night like one of the posters.  Every couple days would be ideal.  Don't know how some of you guys can stay in these sexless relationships
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It could be just a bunch of older divorced/single guys that are most of the low votes.   

 
Otis said:
Interesting, and great story. How old are you guys?  How many kids?
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I’m late 40s, wife early 40s and we have 3 kids (had them late oldest is in 5th grade) 

I know my story is not typical and I’m extremely lucky. For the first 13 years that we were together I would have put a 1 on this poll. God still performs miracles  :tebow:

 
NotSmart said:
I'm interested in learning more... I fully believe in the future people routinely will be taking some form of HGH.
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Send me your email in a PM. One of the best ways to learn about it is a testimonials page they have on FB. I spent weeks just reading and seeing thousands of testimonials and before/after pictures and it was nothing short of incredible. I then started researching further to the point I felt very comfortable trying it. Now my parents (late 70s early 80s) are on it too and it COMPLETELY stopped my mom’s joint pain in her knees (she used to have pain just going up stairs) And if you do weight train you will definitely see a difference in your results. 

 
fantasycurse42 said:
9, I'm a hornball, don't think a 10 is even possible, unless I lived in some Utopian society with free rein to bang every girl and do as I please. 

Been looking for an outlet to discuss a traumatizing experience, this thread works, happened about 2 months ago, here goes. 

I'll hide it as it is not very PG, but I'll keep it as clean as possible:

A weekend back in early November, it was morning time. The night before, wife and I were wasted and went at it. I was too drunk to finish, so I eventually gave up. Next morning, kids came in our room while we were both still laying in bed and woke us up around 7am - I could've cut wood with what I woke up with, so I told my wife to get them out, she reached over and knew. She takes them to their room (both boys, older just turned 6, younger is 2.5), puts on a movie, brings them breakfast, and comes back in. She closes the door and 

locks it behind her. Apparently she woke up as in the mood as me, and she had hopefully bought us a decent amount of time. We turn our TV on, put the volume up, and get at it. 

Anyways, at this juncture, we're really into it, great session going down. She is on top of me, I'm laying flat, and I have my head all the way back, almost with my eyes in the headboard. TV is on loud, and we're both super into it. Spoiler alert, wife didn't actually lock the door, or close it fully so it clicked in, or whatever went wrong. Out of nowhere, I feel this pressure land on me, my older son who was a few weeks out from 6, so I still don't think he got it yet. I look up and the younger one comes running in. 

As I'm yelling WTF, he turns his head and yells at his younger brother, GET DADDY GET DADDY!!! WE'RE WRESTLING!!! MOMMY IS WINNING!!! Without hesitation as I try to throw the older one off, the younger one comes running and jumping on us. They were both super excited punching me and trying to hold me down. Now this is the matter of seconds, but felt like hours. We're sweaty, there is gross fluid everywhere, & I'm hard as a rock. I rolled over on my stomach so my boner wasn't showing, wife wrapped herself in the blanket and took the kids to their room.

At this point, I went into the shower and finished myself. Afterwards, I went into the kids room and they wanted to fight and wrestle, so I did that with them to pretend that was what we were doing. Then I gave them both showers, just because they jumped on top of their sweaty parents having sex, felt that was a necessity. 

After that day, never spoke about it again, hopefully they both forgot about it. Honestly, not sure what the right play there should've been, but I hope the wrestling/play fighting afterwards sold it to them. I mean, they're 6 and not even 3, hopefully that works so they aren't as traumatized as I was.
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Told the wife this story. We have a new code word now 😂.

We wrestled this morning and she was the winner! 

 
Brunell4MVP said:
8.  After 20+ years of marriage it is less frequent, but it's definitely gotten more kinky the last couple of years.  Stuff I probably can't put on a board, but she's suddenly into a lot of things beyond BJs and really doesn't ask for much in return.  She's pretty much where she can get herself in the mood 2-3 times a week just to keep me from getting grumpy.

And anyone voting 5 or less, get off the forum and get to work on more important things, like getting laid more.
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So you’re getting laid 2-3x a week after 20 years of marriage and it’s only an 8?! What would it take to rate it a 10?

 
I got two chicks right now. Started supplementing with this stuff called lecithin. It's a healthy fat made from soy and/or sunflower - and I keep both in stock, depending on what I'm in the mood for. It helps "replenish my stores," so to speak, so neither one ever notices if I'm "running low" on my final product. I mix it in with my Maca root powder in the mornings. Y'all already know about maca root, I've seen you guys talk about it before. Also both of those things are natural, safe foods to eat. I also supplement with ZMA before bed, just so I know my body has the necessary tools to recuperate itself while I sleep. The dudes who were noticing the positive sexual side effects from eating avocados - it's the same principal at work with the lecithin, healthy fats. Speaking of which, I also consume a lot of CLA and Omega 3 - about 12 grams of each per day.

 
My #1 chick has fake double D's and just got lip injections two days ago. She's coming over tonight. I haven't seen the new lips in person yet - and they look ridiculous in the photos she's taken, as most of them do - but I plan on enjoying them a lot later on. I don't care what anyone else says, I find plumped-up lips to be very sexually suggestive.

 
culdeus said:
manscape
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Dudes, every man is a different animal, but if you're sexually active as a dude - consider this seriously, and consult your partner on what they prefer. Don't assume anything. Everyone is different, so no one can tell you what to do, but pay attention to your grooming, for real. At a minimum you gotta at least be aware of your situation, whether you change it or not doesn't matter, just be aware that it is a thing and you are responsible for you. Also research it before you just dive in, like exfoliation techniques and whatnot.

 
Alright, well I was sincere about everything I said, with the exception of finding plump lips sexually suggestive - which was just an attempt at humor since it's obvious that plumped-up lips are obviously sexually suggestive to everyone. Like when a man says he finds massages relaxing, despite what others might think. I was inspired by the actual positive information being spread on page 1 about the dude's STI problem. I was simply contributing helpful information in my own way. I'm sorry I hit a nerve with you. Accept my sincere apology.

 
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