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Robot kills human (1 Viewer)

With the thread title, i kept waiting for the robot to get pissed when the guy was pushing it over or moving the box and just haul off on him.

 
Did you see that thing lift a box?  Looked like old man Mandelbaum trying to lift the TV for a minute there.  I half expect it to clutch its back, then call a lawyer.

 
Thank you for sharing this.  That is effin AWESOME.  The thing that blew my mind the most was its ability to remain balance on two feet over rough terrain.  WOW

 
i know that damn thing wants to take my job but the joke is on him i will be retired before hes ready for prime line time bam swcer 1 that robot dude 0 take that to the maybe i should put this in the winning thread bank brohans 

 
The nerd at the end of the video knocked it over with a big poster tube. Made it look like a little b itch. Not scared.

 
The guy with the beard was sort of a Richard.

 
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On 2/24/2016 at 9:25 PM, bostonfred said:

It gets me every time he shoves it with the hockey stick from behind and knocks it down.

Poor little guy stumbles a couple steps before taking a header.

You can just tell how hurt he is by the unprovoked attack from his supposed all knowing and merciful creator.

When he gets back up, you can tell he's pissed and already calculating average skull crushing pressure.

 
Am I the only one who feels bad for the thing? Poor little homies just trying to pick up his damn box!! Then the neckbeard makes him eat concrete. D1ck.

 
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How many years until we can mass produce these things with shoulder mounted rockets, 2 M4 carbines, a couple of extra arms and a gopro on the head?

 
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Das Boot said:
It gets me every time he shoves it with the hockey stick from behind and knocks it down.

Poor little guy stumbles a couple steps before taking a header.

You can just tell how hurt he is by the unprovoked attack from his supposed all knowing and merciful creator.

When he gets back up, you can tell he's pissed and already calculating average skull crushing pressure.
It genuinely looked like the robot was flexing as if he was going to turn around and start wailing on the dude. 

 
In 100 years, these videos will be uncovered and robots across the world will use it to show everyone the abuse and discrimination they have endured since the beginning of time....or 2016

 
Showed this to my daughter last night and she, for one, welcomes our robot overlords and asked when we can buy one.

 
So basically all you have to do is cover up all of the elementary QR codes and this thing is useless.

or 

Take a water hose to it.

 

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