Polish Hammer
made of glass
This is the time of year in my league where people put forth any ideas for rule tweaks for the upcoming year. Today, this email came across:
My reply was:I've got another one that I want to put up to vote, controversial though it may be. Let's take it back to the old-school and outlaw the use of laptops at the draft! I'd like this added to the docket for voting. Non-Laptop crowd: Aren't you sick of coming in with your papers, magazines, cheat-sheets, and scribbled notes, only to see four or five guys using computer programs that override the subjectivity of the draft by telling owners which players are the best value out there? Haven't we noticed that these laptop guys inevitably get their come-uppance? Look at last year....Mo, Andy, Marrato...probably the three best teams in the league, all did it without the laptops, because they used their brains. Wouldn't you like to see all owners do it this way? Why don't we see these guys get their come-uppance just a little bit earlier, and draft like men, like the rest of us, without an electronic crutch! I know I'll have support from my non-laptop brethren in Joe, Bragg, Mo, Andy, Marrato, Bernie, Giaco...let's take the power back, plus it would make it easier to have the draft at a bar.
I'm guessing some of you have run up against this before and was looking towards advice on how to beat down this dumb idea.Jack and I have had the discussion already, and I guess we'll agree to disagree. Here's my point: at this stage in the evolution of fantasy football, laptops and drafting software is essentially the same thing that magazines were 5-7 years ago. Soon they will become the standard and fighting against them for some really nondescript reason (primarily "I don't do it that way so you shouldn't either") is silly and/or petty. Now I do agree that if someone has a program running, they should only be allowed to share the info it provides them insomuch as anyone using lists/magazines/brains is allowed to share their opinions/info with other people. Furthermore, the sheer logic with which Jack rails against the laptops ("probably the three best teams in the league, all did it without the laptops") implies that the laptops serve as a handicap, not a help. Really, it says that you should in fact ENCOURAGE competition to use laptops, not discourage. Also, I'll be more than happy to have the draft at a bar, and I don't see how/why the location would make people more or less likely to use a laptop. The truth of it is that I'm at the point where I've used the program so much that it doesn't provide me tons more help than just printed lists would. I now use it as a guideline, but more often than not I don't choose the exact player that the program tells me. However, I don't feel that just because I don't need it as much I should have the authority to limit what self-contained resources others might want to utilize. In fact, there are some benefits to the league/draft as a whole that the program I use does provide. It provides us a timer for each pick. Also, it creates very realiable record (easily searched and accessed) of who has already been taken, by whom, and when so that in the later rounds (and in the case of some people, the early rounds) we can work to ensure the same players aren't chosen multiple times. Yes, the draft board can do this, but it eats up more time at a point in the draft where we all usually want to just move things along. For those of us that have entered the results online, it provides a very clean format for emailing out the draft results very shortly after the conclusion. It also gives the "team strength" lists that many of us like to discuss, debate, and ridicule each other for during the breaks in drafting.