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Scarlett Johansson (1 Viewer)
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moonhead
Footballguy
out of the shower wearing a towel. full backside and then a topless sideboob.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Ryan Reynolds?
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Travolta movie?
moonhead
Footballguy
nothing gay about it.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Oh wow, nice.
I will say though it's always better in the imagination.
I will say though it's always better in the imagination.
NutterButter
Footballguy
Once you see the goods for real, you realize that there's a lot more attractive women out there on the interweb already taking off all their clothes.
pantagrapher
Footballguy
Nice posterior but the boob looks deflated.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Mentioned this here before, but I met her a few months ago. She's obviously an attractive woman and seemed really nice, but she really didn't bowl me over in the looks department like I would have expected. There were at least five better-looking women in the room.
Definitely overrated.
Wrigley
Footballguy
Yeah, it's a nice but
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Just assume whenever someone starts a thread without a link, you should head over to Tyler asap.
BigJohn
Footballguy
Because it's real.I have always been in the "overrated' camp, but after seeing these, I'm starting to lean the other way.
BigJohn
Footballguy
Is my spidey sense in my pants?
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
from the nudie site where i first saw the pix yesterday:"Looks like the hacker, responsible for the leaks of private photos of Renee Olstead and Scarlett Johansson which happened in March, came out of hiding and finally posted uncensored versions of Scarlett Johansson's nude photos.When original leak happened back in March, there was only enough time for the hacker to release uncensored private photos of Renee. But when the media started coming up with, more or less, fabricated stories that mobile phones of over 50 celebrities were hacked, celebs which were mentioned included Vanessa Hudgens, Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield and Addison Timlin among others, FBI and lawyers got involved in the story as well, so the only natural thing to do for the hacker was to go in the hiding for a while.Well, now he's back..."
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Gr00vus
Footballguy
Unless you met her at the playboy mansion or were in the middle of some Saudi prince's harem:
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
I got no reason to lie. But yeah, it wasn't just some random house party. This chick was there and owned the room (my wife excepted of course), but there were a few other 9+s on the offdee scale. Mostly, though, Scarlett just wasn't that amazing. She has a very striking face and she carries herself really well, but she also a less-than-toned body and a little acne. I hate being that nitpicky and critical, but it it what it is. Here's two pictures of her from the party where I met her (I'm not Bradley Cooper). Maybe I just caught her on a bad day, because honestly she doesn't look great in those photos either.Unless you met her at the playboy mansion or were in the middle of some Saudi prince's harem:
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1
and it's not even close. I can taste the morning breath in the first shot.
and it's not even close. I can taste the morning breath in the first shot.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Thanks for ruining my day.
bryhamm
Footballguy
Send me a PM or something, cause it sure sounds like we aren't talking about "the scene" from years ago.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
No we're not.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Check out Tyler.
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
GPJ working off the bobbysac vegas goodwill, I see
lol
lol
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
edited no less....
Sarnoff
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's. 
pantherclub
Footballguy
She is smoking, simply smoking hot.
NCCommish
Footballguy
I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.
James Daulton
Footballguy
lolI have to say though that it would never cross my mind to send pics of my junk to anyone. Who would want to see that?
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a macI'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
I got no reason to lie. But yeah, it wasn't just some random house party. This chick was there and owned the room (my wife excepted of course), but there were a few other 9+s on the offdee scale. Mostly, though, Scarlett just wasn't that amazing. She has a very striking face and she carries herself really well, but she also a less-than-toned body and a little acne. I hate being that nitpicky and critical, but it it what it is. Here's two pictures of her from the party where I met her (I'm not Bradley Cooper). Maybe I just caught her on a bad day, because honestly she doesn't look great in those photos either.Unless you met her at the playboy mansion or were in the middle of some Saudi prince's harem:
O.k. so I should also have listed the White House Press and Vanity Fair parties in my "unless" clause. But you're nuts if you don't think she looks beautiful in those pictures.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
I thought all the parties in So Cal are like that too. Was I misinformed?Don't know to tell you, friend. Five feet away, face to face, I just wasn't overly impressed. I'm sure my expectations were too high because she's Scarlett Johansson and in some way that simply fact sets an impossibly high standard that nobody can deliver on. And it's not like she wasn't a hot chick. She just wasn't a total knockout. If it wasn't for the novelty that it was Scarlett Johansson's cleavage I was staring at, I would have shifted my gaze to other nearby cleavage in a matter of seconds.I got no reason to lie. But yeah, it wasn't just some random house party. This chick was there and owned the room (my wife excepted of course), but there were a few other 9+s on the offdee scale. Mostly, though, Scarlett just wasn't that amazing. She has a very striking face and she carries herself really well, but she also a less-than-toned body and a little acne. I hate being that nitpicky and critical, but it it what it is. Here's two pictures of her from the party where I met her (I'm not Bradley Cooper). Maybe I just caught her on a bad day, because honestly she doesn't look great in those photos either.Unless you met her at the playboy mansion or were in the middle of some Saudi prince's harem:
NCCommish
Footballguy
Still the butt shot was working.
NCCommish
Footballguy
I think you hit it pretty well. We see them on the big screen where they get every digital advantage and it's virtually impossible to live up to that in person 99.99% of the time. Probably come closest when they spend hours with a stylist getting ready for 2 minutes on the red carpet.I thought all the parties in So Cal are like that too. Was I misinformed?Don't know to tell you, friend. Five feet away, face to face, I just wasn't overly impressed. I'm sure my expectations were too high because she's Scarlett Johansson and in some way that simply fact sets an impossibly high standard that nobody can deliver on. And it's not like she wasn't a hot chick. She just wasn't a total knockout. If it wasn't for the novelty that it was Scarlett Johansson's cleavage I was staring at, I would have shifted my gaze to other nearby cleavage in a matter of seconds.I got no reason to lie. But yeah, it wasn't just some random house party. This chick was there and owned the room (my wife excepted of course), but there were a few other 9+s on the offdee scale. Mostly, though, Scarlett just wasn't that amazing. She has a very striking face and she carries herself really well, but she also a less-than-toned body and a little acne. I hate being that nitpicky and critical, but it it what it is. Here's two pictures of her from the party where I met her (I'm not Bradley Cooper). Maybe I just caught her on a bad day, because honestly she doesn't look great in those photos either.Unless you met her at the playboy mansion or were in the middle of some Saudi prince's harem:
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
There's definitely something to that, but it wasn't only that. There were other famous attractive women around and many of them completely bowled me over. She didn't at all. Not something you can really explain.It was the first time I'd ever seen her with that red hair, though, so GDogg may be on to something. I'm definitely a guy that prefers blondes.
