Scarlett Johansson (1 Viewer)

[Good Posting Judge]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

Good point. Let me just stuff my DNA back into my ####.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

my wife won't hear of it either. she also informed me that if i ever sent her junk pics that she'd assume they were intended for somebody else.

lolI have to say though that it would never cross my mind to send pics of my junk to anyone. Who would want to see that?

i didn't suggest it, it was a preemptive strike on her part.

 

[General Malaise]

meh...too pale for me.

 

[Bogart]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

Good point. Let me just stuff my DNA back into my ####.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

Good point. Let me just stuff my DNA back into my ####.

 

[packersfan]

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[Lieutenant Dan]

meh...too pale for me.

 

[Joe T]

meh...too pale for me.

have you checked out the mirror lately?

 

[General Malaise]

meh...too pale for me.

have you checked out the mirror lately?

I don't see anything in there.

 

[dparker713]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

meh...too pale for me.

You live in Oregon and are white as a ghost.

 

[shadyridr]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

Good point. Let me just stuff my DNA back into my ####.

Jesus

 

[Adebisi]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It makes the photos even hotter to me

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

Good point. Let me just stuff my DNA back into my ####.

 

[biggamer3]

I like Blake Livelys leaks better

 

[tdoss]

About them being deflated...I said it years ago when she was proclaimed "best boobs in Hollywood" that they're smoke and mirrors and pushup magic.

 

[glumpy]

One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.

I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.

i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a mac

There were some real good times in late 60's-early 70's.

 

[Tom Servo]

I think you hit it pretty well. We see them on the big screen where they get every digital advantage and it's virtually impossible to live up to that in person 99.99% of the time. Probably come closest when they spend hours with a stylist getting ready for 2 minutes on the red carpet.

There's definitely something to that, but it wasn't only that. There were other famous attractive women around and many of them completely bowled me over. She didn't at all. Not something you can really explain.It was the first time I'd ever seen her with that red hair, though, so GDogg may be on to something. I'm definitely a guy that prefers blondes.

7 - not the hottest movie star in Hollywood, but tops locally. I get what you're saying, she doesn't do much for me. Not in my top 20.

 

[wikkidpissah]

One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.

I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.

i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a mac

There were some real good times in late 60's-early 70's.

Oh, my friend - there were five or so yrs there after girls first went from keeping their Johanssons cloistered in nylon fortresses to letting them roam free that were unlike anything these young punks will ever experience. Golden gamines padding barefoot through one's libido - a #### as good as a wink if it spoke of freedom in love....Gotta go....

 

[culdeus]

Precisely why one should never roam around with bluetooth left on.

 

[koby925]

One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.

I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.

i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a mac

There were some real good times in late 60's-early 70's.

Oh, my friend - there were five or so yrs there after girls first went from keeping their Johanssons cloistered in nylon fortresses to letting them roam free that were unlike anything these young punks will ever experience. Golden gamines padding barefoot through one's libido - a #### as good as a wink if it spoke of freedom in love....Gotta go....

Things like this post make me again curse the fact that my college days were in the "Grunge Era"

 

[Slider6]

Precisely why one should never roam around with bluetooth left on.

I was wondering how one got their phone hacked. Bluetooth was about the only thing I could think of. If you are stupid enough to leave BT on, then don't be surprised when your pics end up on the internet.

 

[NCCommish]

Precisely why one should never roam around with bluetooth left on.

I was wondering how one got their phone hacked. Bluetooth was about the only thing I could think of. If you are stupid enough to leave BT on, then don't be surprised when your pics end up on the internet.

The Murdoch scandal has also shown us that people don't tend to change their phone passwords. So if you know the default password the manufacturer or provider uses you can get in.

 

[kneeshooter]

One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.

I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.

i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a mac

There were some real good times in late 60's-early 70's.

Oh, my friend - there were five or so yrs there after girls first went from keeping their Johanssons cloistered in nylon fortresses to letting them roam free that were unlike anything these young punks will ever experience. Golden gamines padding barefoot through one's libido - a #### as good as a wink if it spoke of freedom in love....Gotta go....

Things like this post make me again curse the fact that my college days were in the "Grunge Era"

Ahhh, there was nothing like a tight fitting flannel.... :(

 

[glumpy]

One of the things I most regret about being born when I was (I'm in my early 40s) is that I missed the whole era where hot chicks feel compelled to take nude pics of themselves. My stupid wife won't hear of it, and I have an almost teen daughter that I have to worry about. I get all the negatives and none of the positives. Stupid 80's.

I'm in my late 40's and I got the wife to do some Polaroids back in the day. Nothing to porny but fun(for me) none the less.

i (almost 60) have a whole collection of polaroids from peahens looking for a.....and i werent no great shakes nor that much of a mac

There were some real good times in late 60's-early 70's.

Oh, my friend - there were five or so yrs there after girls first went from keeping their Johanssons cloistered in nylon fortresses to letting them roam free that were unlike anything these young punks will ever experience. Golden gamines padding barefoot through one's libido - a #### as good as a wink if it spoke of freedom in love....Gotta go....

Things like this post make me again curse the fact that my college days were in the "Grunge Era"

Gotta say it's got me reminiscing today. On topic--I actually think the nudes of Johansson are tasteful in an artsy sort of way.

 

[dparker713]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.Of course, the other option is that she leaked them to generate publicity. Also pretty stupid. This is a mere blip on the Hollywood landscape.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.

So she's stupid JUST for taking these pics? Shame on you.

 

[culdeus]

Precisely why one should never roam around with bluetooth left on.

I was wondering how one got their phone hacked. Bluetooth was about the only thing I could think of. If you are stupid enough to leave BT on, then don't be surprised when your pics end up on the internet.

The Murdoch scandal has also shown us that people don't tend to change their phone passwords. So if you know the default password the manufacturer or provider uses you can get in.

That's just for voicemail. To do a bluejack you need to be about 10 feet from the person to pull off what likely happened here unless she lost her phone.

 

[dparker713]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.

So she's stupid JUST for taking these pics? Shame on you.

If there is any shame in this situation, its entirely on her.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.

So she's stupid JUST for taking these pics? Shame on you.

If there is any shame in this situation, its entirely on her.

I'm sorry that the naked female form makes you upset.

 

[dparker713]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.

So she's stupid JUST for taking these pics? Shame on you.

If there is any shame in this situation, its entirely on her.

I'm sorry that the naked female form makes you upset.

It does no such thing. But if she wanted to keep something private and she used such flimsy security measures, then I can certainly see her feeling shame.

 

[Bogart]

From someecards

Sorry if Honda, I looked best I could.

 

[adonis]

Does it bother anyone that these photo's were likely illegally taken from her phone by a hacker and distributed against her wishes, probably violating many laws in the process?

It only bothers me in that I now believe she's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Care to unpack this a bit?

Aside from actually taking and keeping these pics, relying on cell phone security to prevent them from being disclosed while being a celebrity - completely stupid.

So she's stupid JUST for taking these pics? Shame on you.

If there is any shame in this situation, its entirely on her.

I'm sorry that the naked female form makes you upset.

It does no such thing. But if she wanted to keep something private and she used such flimsy security measures, then I can certainly see her feeling shame.

Fishing.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

She like big ball

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

She like big ball

Sex bomb.

 

[McGarnicle]

Done.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm out

:slapsmoneyontable:

 

[packersfan]

 

[3C's]

From a Jimmy Kimmel skit, so many hot women humping...

 

[xulf]

 

[McGarnicle]

I would let her take a dump on me.

 

[Andrew74]

I just hurt myself

 

[rascal]

I'm getting my wife a ball like that

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

After studying this like its the Zapruder film I have determined that the slight lip bite at the end is the greatest thing ever.

 

[Ned]

She like big ball

:2floz: