Sex on the beach - Not the drinky kind (1 Viewer)

[Herb]

Blanket is key. Voted fantastic, but there has to be some prep done, not just pushing aside the bikini bottoms/ lifting the sundress and dropping into the sand.

Watersports also great fun, but wouldn't do it where anyone else could see. That's just icky.

Hotel balconies, on the other hand....

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Blanket is key. Voted fantastic, but there has to be some prep done, not just pushing aside the bikini bottoms/ lifting the sundress and dropping into the sand.

Watersports also great fun, but wouldn't do it where anyone else could see. That's just icky.

Hotel balconies, on the other hand....

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

 

[Guest]

To those that don't like the water: Is the salt water a problem? Never had an issue in a lake, hotel swimming pool, or hot tub.

 

[Herb]

Blanket is key. Voted fantastic, but there has to be some prep done, not just pushing aside the bikini bottoms/ lifting the sundress and dropping into the sand.

Watersports also great fun, but wouldn't do it where anyone else could see. That's just icky.

Hotel balconies, on the other hand....

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

balconies?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Does a sand pile at the quarry count?

 

[McGarnicle]

To those that don't like the water: Is the salt water a problem? Never had an issue in a lake, hotel swimming pool, or hot tub.

Pool sex is the best, it's like zero gravity.

 

[spreagle]

Does a sand pile at the quarry count?

I was going to ask about the kids sandbox but I'll let them answer yours first.

 

[El Floppo]

To those that don't like the water: Is the salt water a problem? Never had an issue in a lake, hotel swimming pool, or hot tub.

Pool sex is the best, it's like zero gravity.

hello exactly

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

Lots of times in my teens. Lying down on a blanket or a jacket works great. Did it standing up and on a jetty.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

 

[St. Louis Bob]

is there a crowd? am i being watched? if not then why does it matter that it's on the beach?

Nice to see you around too, GB.

 

[glumpy]

This is really being made out to be more than it needs to be. Sex....is fantastic. On the beach you gotta protect against sand. In the ocean you gotta protect against salt. In a crowd they're generally occupied elsewhere--or maybe it's a party. Just enjoy.

I should add that I grew up on the beach. Late '60s

 

[shadyridr]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

something tells me you wont be going to resorts anytime soon

 

[chauncey]

To those that don't like the water: Is the salt water a problem? Never had an issue in a lake, hotel swimming pool, or hot tub.

Pool sex is the best, it's like zero gravity.

hello exactly

 

[McGarnicle]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

something tells me you wont be going to resorts anytime soon

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can't be worse than sex in the woods.

You lean her against a tree and stand your ground. Not so easy on a beach.

I once banged a girl so hard against a tree that I made her bark.

lol

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Blanket is key. Voted fantastic, but there has to be some prep done, not just pushing aside the bikini bottoms/ lifting the sundress and dropping into the sand.

Watersports also great fun, but wouldn't do it where anyone else could see. That's just icky.

Hotel balconies, on the other hand....

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

balconies?

Water sports.

 

[Drifter]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

 

[El Floppo]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

 

[dickey moe]

I Overcame Sand in My Urethra

 

[Dentist]

You get teh boners from looking at all the ultra hot chicks with huge boobs on the beach, then plow your wife/GF in the hotel room later

 

[Northern Voice]

You get teh boners from looking at all the ultra hot chicks with huge boobs on the beach, then plow your wife/GF in the hotel room later

Na, it's vacation, you do it on the beach and then again in the hotel room later.

 

[Osaurus]

I Overcame Sand in My Urethra

The Clint Eastwood movie?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

something tells me you wont be going to resorts anytime soon

Well thats mean.

Even if I could afford a vacation I wouldnt go to a resort, probably go to a small town on an island and really see the culture.

 

[Koya]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I Overcame Sand in My Urethra

The Clint Eastwood movie?

Sex in the backseat of a Gran Torino.

 

[El Floppo]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

It has never been a problem. Lots and lots o' sex in hot-tubs, and I'm not used to sandpapery cooch.

How is the water creating friction? Is it dissipating the naturally occurring lubricant?

 

[Freelove]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

something tells me you wont be going to resorts anytime soon

Well thats mean.

Even if I could afford a vacation I wouldnt go to a resort, probably go to a small town on an island and really see the culture.

This is better anyway.

You do occasionally get kidnapped, but it's worth it, IMO.

 

[Zow]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

It has never been a problem. Lots and lots o' sex in hot-tubs, and I'm not used to sandpapery cooch.

How is the water creating friction? Is it dissipating the naturally occurring lubricant?

For men sex in a hot tub is great.

For women, they get UTIs. Apparently they sting.

 

[RUSF18]

Always interesting to hear people say that the sex that others are experiencing isn't good.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope I never wind up at the same resort as some of you guys

something tells me you wont be going to resorts anytime soon

Well thats mean.Even if I could afford a vacation I wouldnt go to a resort, probably go to a small town on an island and really see the culture.

This is better anyway. You do occasionally get kidnapped, but it's worth it, IMO.

I dont think the tall tattooed metal guy is a kidnapping target.

I imagine they would go after someone weaker and looks like they have much more money

 

[MC Gas Money]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

It has never been a problem. Lots and lots o' sex in hot-tubs, and I'm not used to sandpapery cooch.

How is the water creating friction? Is it dissipating the naturally occurring lubricant?

Go rub one out with a bottle of poland spring and get back to us

 

[rockaction]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

In my limited experiences with water sex, I've found this to be true. Especially with girls that are always fairly naturally all set -- and then some -- in that department. I've always thought shower sex was uncomfortable. But if everybody else enjoys it, awesome for them.

 

[NCCommish]

Enjoyed it. Take a blanket, find a seclude spot, stars, waves, it's a good atmosphere.

 

[Flying V]

I can't have sex anywhere I can't fall asleep directly after.

 

[El Floppo]

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

It has never been a problem. Lots and lots o' sex in hot-tubs, and I'm not used to sandpapery cooch.

How is the water creating friction? Is it dissipating the naturally occurring lubricant?

For men sex in a hot tub is great.

For women, they get UTIs. Apparently they sting.

I didn't keep up with the more random girls... but I had a long-time (4yrs) gf and we'd go at it in the hot-tub all the time. No UTIs ever. Maybe your women were just extra filthy?

It's like sex in a hot tub. Sounds great in theory but really not that good in practice

sex in a hot tub is fantastic.

I think you guys must be doing this wrong.

No it's not. Once again, water creates friction, it does not act as a lubricant. Now if you are used to something as dry as sandpaper, maybe in comparison doing it in the water is great... but that's not my experience.

It has never been a problem. Lots and lots o' sex in hot-tubs, and I'm not used to sandpapery cooch.

How is the water creating friction? Is it dissipating the naturally occurring lubricant?

Go rub one out with a bottle of poland spring and get back to us

Or I could have sex. With a female.