Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed (not 4 me) (1 Viewer)

[-fish-]

Get Gates,

 

[Van Dyman]

Since you've rediscovered your dormant interest in females, aim high. You can aim progressively lower as the better women reject you. Report back.

 

[Harry Manback]

Do you want herpes? Hepatitis? Cuz that's how you get it.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Gentlemen prefer toothless crack whores.

Some like it snot.

 

[Dreamer]

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Now don't get me wrong, this woman is not like the women you boys get. She's got some missing teeth, somewhat overweight, and a bit unkempt. But for someone like me who's not been in any type of relationship in over a decade, she's Marilyn Monroe.

This is important: exactly how many teeth is she missing, and what is the strategic placement of these teeth? If it's all the canines and incisors, I think your time/energy are well-spent. If it's just an occasional molar missing, take a hard pass. 

 

[The Future Champs]

If she's visibly unkempt, then odds are that things are much worse south of the border.

That said, I think you should go for it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

If she's visibly unkempt, then odds are that things are much worse south of the border.

That said, I think you should go for it.

What do you mean 'worse'?

/christo

 

[The Future Champs]

What do you mean 'worse'?

/christo

:X

 

[MikeMan]

Did people miss the part where she is well experienced in oral! Recalculating....

 

[Angry Beavers]

Run - you can do better. 

 

[loser]

 Gummers are good!

 

[Max Power]

I just want to hear the ending

 

[-fish-]

I just want to hear the ending

shame, regret and a visit to a clinic.

 

[The Big Donkey]

hmmmm...

 

[baymen]

Excellent work in here.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Lhucks?

 

[Frostillicus]

What could go wrong?

 

[MikeIke]

Gentlemen prefer toothless crack whores.

Some like it snot.

The Seven Year Itch

 

[Tiger Fan]

In

 

[DallasDMac]

You "in" people don't even make fisherman put any effort in to it anymore. This place ain't what it used to be.

 

[Truth Commission]

My emotions have been turned inside out by this woman. I think it's me doing it to myself really. I keep thinking of this woman day and night when Im not at work. When I'm at work with her it's like I'm on drugs. It reminds me of those fairy tales where the witch puts a love spell on the prince. It's borderline infacuation I think. I was thinking about seeing a therapist but I can't afford it.

I'm not really into it for sex. to be honest with you i dont even know if it works down there anymore. it's been so long.

 

[ChiefD]

My emotions have been turned inside out by this woman. I think it's me doing it to myself really. I keep thinking of this woman day and night when Im not at work. When I'm at work with her it's like I'm on drugs. It reminds me of those fairy tales where the witch puts a love spell on the prince. It's borderline infacuation I think. I was thinking about seeing a therapist but I can't afford it.

I'm not really into it for sex. to be honest with you i dont even know if it works down there anymore. it's been so long.

 I thought you were engaged.

 

[NotSmart]

With a name like Truth Commission, you know it's real.

 

[McGarnicle]

When I'm at work with her it's like I'm on drugs.

Before you start feeling this way, do you find yourself burning little white rocks in a glass pipe? 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Before you start feeling this way, do you find yourself burning little white rocks in a glass pipe? 

Possibly a contact high from all the crack Mrs Grape's been smoking?

 

[Galileo]

Why does the thread title say "not 4 me" when it is clearly 4 u?

It's for his other alias

 

[NotSmart]

Why does the thread title say "not 4 me" when it is clearly 4 u?

Probably a typo... I think it's "hot for me".

Cuz the crack babe is hot for him.

 

[The Big Donkey]

Here's some truth.... you have to recast more frequently.    Interact with your subscribers as well; otherwise GFY and your crack whore.

 

[RokNRole]

I am not the OP

 

[Wooderson]

I am not the OP

Whatever happened to your thread ? 

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

This thread sounds like the scene in "Kingpin" with Woody Harrelson and the landlady. 

 

[trogg78]

I am not the OP

..but you are a compulsive liar. so....

 

[El Floppo]

it's like Liaisons Dangereuse up in here. 

 

[NotSmart]

Update on which poor decision was chosen and the impossible-to-foresee aftermath?

  

 

[skol asylum]

I just assume the OP is Ren Hoek and his infatuation ended badly with his love interest reporting him to HR.

 

[McGarnicle]

Wet Ones are usually sufficient but if she's a freak you might need a beach towel 

 

[elguapo07]

She sounds like she could be the one (fingers crossed).