Short Guys - Let's Talk (1 Viewer)

[kentric]

Let's unite and take over this joint.

By short I mean 5'8" or below.  Not talking about the 6'1" guy whose brothers are all over 6'5".

 

[dickey moe]

short guys - let's talk

 

[Frostillicus]

Ha ha you guys are short!  I'm making fun of you for something you have absolutely no control over!

 

[Da Guru]

If you are 5-5 to 5-8 and your friends are midgets you will feel very tall.

Short is relative...my best 3 friends are all 6-4 to 6-6.   I am 6-1 and feel short around them.

 

[moleculo]

What do you want to discuss? 

 

[RokNRole]

https://youtu.be/ChQZ0zm4gls

 

[RokNRole]

What do you want to discuss? 

What’s the weather like down there?

 

[kentric]

What do you want to discuss? 

A couple of things/questions:

1. Please sign our petition for lower urinals;

2. Why do you tall folk always look down on us?;

3. What is the air velocity of an unladden swallow?

4. Do these pants make me look fat?

A few benefits to being shorter:

1. You don't have to crawl on your hands and knees in smoke situations;

2. You are on eye level with a tall woman's breastseses;

3. We don't trip over curbs. It just hits us in the thigh and we keep our balance.

 

[kentric]

Ha ha you guys are short!  I'm making fun of you for something you have absolutely no control over!

Well, well....  You've got a lot of hair in your nostrils.  So there.  

 

[E Street Brat]

I'm 5.7 I wish I was taller so my penis wouldn't drag on the ground.

 

[otb_lifer]

I'm 5.7 I wish I was taller so my penis wouldn't drag on the ground.

**language alert**

Mugsy ?

 

[moleculo]

A couple of things/questions:

1. Please sign our petition for lower urinals;

Not a problem for me, but I can snake it pretty high. 

2. Why do you tall folk always look down on us?;

3. What is the air velocity of an unladden swallow?

African or European? 

4. Do these pants make me look fat?

No, but your ### does. 

A few benefits to being shorter:

1. You don't have to crawl on your hands and knees in smoke situations;

2. You are on eye level with a tall woman's breastseses;

3. We don't trip over curbs. It just hits us in the thigh and we keep our balance.

4. Easier for me to travel: I never have to worry about legroom. 

5. I bump my head on tree branches/rafters/etc much less often. 

My answers/responses in bold. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

We should start a list of advantages:

1)           Makes us smaller targets and thus harder to hit with a projectile.. ie a bullet or a snowball!

 

[ChiefD]

I'm 5'8", but 6'2" with the afro.

Can I stay?

 

[kentric]

I'm 5.7 I wish I was taller so my penis wouldn't drag on the ground.

A standard problem for us shorter folk.  I find that wrapping it around my waist cured that problem.  No more tripping on it.  Plus, it has the advantage of not needing a belt. 

 

[kentric]

I'm 5'8", but 6'2" with the afro.

Can I stay?

Sure, but please don't wear shoes with more than 1" heels around the club.  Some members get a tad intimidated.

 

[kentric]

My answers/responses in bold. 

Thanks for the input.  I should have put a disclaimer on my list.  You and I understand it was an abridged list, but some of those giants probably thought it was complete.

 

[kentric]

We should start a list of advantages:

1)           Makes us smaller targets and thus harder to hit with a projectile.. ie a bullet or a snowball!

I guess as a Beaver you have to keep your wits about you.  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ha ha you guys are short!  I'm making fun of you for something you have absolutely no control over!

As a tall, straight, white guy, I'm growing really uncomfortable with the comedic restrictions society is place on us these days. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

As a tall, straight, white guy, I'm growing really uncomfortable with the comedic restrictions society is place on us these days. 

Yes, I'm saying I'd like to be able to continue to make jokes about people for things they have absolutely no control over.

Spoiler

That explanation was for the Polacks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Also feel like I should @Foosball God

 

[kentric]

As a tall, straight, white guy, I'm growing really uncomfortable with the comedic restrictions society is place on us these days. 

I hope you're not implying us shorties aren't straight.  Or were you stating that tall, white guys are rarely straight?  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hope you're not implying us shorties aren't straight.  Or were you stating that tall, white guys are rarely straight?  

That was a lot of work to make a bad Polack joke.  Don't F with me.

 

[Foosball God]

Also feel like I should @Foosball God

I provide endless entertainment to all my friends.  They get to pretend I'm a midget and have me do funny things without having to actually be insensitive to actual little people. 

 

[kentric]

That was a lot of work to make a bad Polack joke.  Don't F with me.

My name isn't Sean and I am not your therapist/counselor.  

 

[kentric]

I provide endless entertainment to all my friends.  They get to pretend I'm a midget and have me do funny things without having to actually be insensitive to actual little people. 

You sound gifted.  Do you put on velcro suits?

 

[Foosball God]

You sound gifted.  Do you put on velcro suits?

Parkour, I'm very nimble.

 

[Foosball God]

Parkour, I'm very nimble.

It is important to have the right equipment though.

 

[kentric]

It is important to have the right equipment though.

See above posts.  If you were a short fella you'd be sporting the right equipment. 

Of course it may just seem big because the canvas is so small.

 

[Foosball God]

See above posts.  If you were a short fella you'd be sporting the right equipment. 

Of course it may just seem big because the canvas is so small.

No, no.  I mean parkour equipment.  I definitely have the other kind.

 

[kentric]

No, no.  I mean parkour equipment.  I definitely have the other kind.

I guess that's a gibbon considering you're a FBGer.