Sinking ship. Only space in the life raft for one other FBG.Who would you save? (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

The entire FBG is on a cruise that hits an iceberg. You can only save one other FBG. Who would it be and why?

 

[bradyfan]

Probably a younger person who still has many years left to live.

 

[RokNRole]

Probably a younger person who still has many years left to live.

So you would just shove off alone?

 

[sbonomo]

Well a dog of course.  I though we already did this one?

 

[RokNRole]

Well a dog of course.  I though we already did this one?

No dogs post here.

 

[Hilts]

Chet, so I can take his large check as a token of gratitude. 

 

[Judge Smails]

who started the yoga pants thread again?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'd use that seat to put my feet up, because this message board is full of garbage.

Especially one of you.

 

[RokNRole]

I'd use that seat to put my feet up, because this message board is full of garbage.

Especially one of you.

One of who?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

HeavyMatt

 

[arrow1]

Fred

 

[Jayrod]

The only answer is @SWC 

The ole swcer would know how to get us out of that mess.

 

[McGarnicle]

@PeoplezPerspective 

 

[Hooper31]

@Smoo. The world needs more Smoo. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What's the weight limit on this raft?

 

[Scoresman]

AllstartoSuperstar

 

[Scoresman]

or SweatpantsBonerman

 

[RokNRole]

What's the weight limit on this raft?

For the sake of the question there is no weight limit

 

[RokNRole]

I would have to choose @Clown Car for practical reasons. There is always a chance we would land on an uninhabited island with no chance of rescue and I know she puts out.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm only aware of knowing one other FBG so I'd go with them - outside that, maybe @#1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

 

[The Tick]

I would have to choose @Clown Car for practical reasons. There is always a chance we would land on an uninhabited island with no chance of rescue and I know she puts out.

Wow that comes off as inappropriate and uncalled for.

 

[Foosball God]

The entire FBG is on a cruise that hits an iceberg. You can only save one other FBG. Who would it be and why?

Technically you could save two other FBGs.

 

[HellToupee]

The only answer is @SWC 

The ole swcer would know how to get us out of that mess.

Christ almighty I’d take squistion before that guy 

 

[Jayrod]

Christ almighty I’d take squistion before that guy 

There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

 

[SWC]

if you pick tanner that is like getting tanner ortontoolson redlama and like nine other guys so you would have a whole starting offense and that would be sweet if you landed on an iland and the only people there were the starting lineup for the 63 broncos and they say well we will let you have this water but only if you can score take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Da Guru]

Only one life broat?     SWC...and you can take that to the bank!

 

[Jayrod]

if you pick tanner that is like getting tanner ortontoolson redlama and like nine other guys so you would have a whole starting offense and that would be sweet if you landed on an iland and the only people there were the starting lineup for the 63 broncos and they say well we will let you have this water but only if you can score take that to the bank bromigos 

See!!!! 

All he does is win.

 

[Norman Paperman]

I am saving the dog.

 

[Wrigley]

My dog 

 

[Keerock]

For the sake of the question there is no weight limit

Well then Otis.

 

[Angry Beavers]

How are a bunch of FBG's adrift with only 1 life raft?  Seems like we could all summon helicopters to come pick us up.

 

[RokNRole]

Wow that comes off as inappropriate and uncalled for.

I’m pretty sure she would appreciate the joke. She’s cool. Relax bro.

 

[RokNRole]

How are a bunch of FBG's adrift with only 1 life raft?  Seems like we could all summon helicopters to come pick us up.

It’s a hypothetical scenario

 

[James Daulton]

Well then Otis.

There better be a dining car on that raft then. 

 

[James Daulton]

I’m pretty sure she would appreciate the joke. She’s cool. Relax bro.

For real.  And somebody above just hypothesized about Dr. Detroit pulling a phone out of his rectum.

It's all in good fun people, he's not really going to bang Clown Car on a desert island.  Well at least the odds are small anyway. 

 

[RokNRole]

For real.  And somebody above just hypothesized about Dr. Detroit pulling a phone out of his rectum.

It's all in good fun people, he's not really going to bang Clown Car on a desert island.  Well at least the odds are small anyway. 

She’d never have me I’m sure.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

It’s a hypothetical scenario

Well since the hypo involves footballguys I am going to assume there are swimsuit models on the cruise too and I would save one of them. 

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

The only answer is @SWC 

The ole swcer would know how to get us out of that mess.

And he probably carries around at least a case of Olympia or Miller High Life everywhere he goes.  So there is that.

 

[RokNRole]

Well since the hypo involves footballguys I am going to assume there are swimsuit models on the cruise too and I would save one of them. 

It’s only FBGs . No guests.

 

[RokNRole]

Sounds like a really lame cruise that I would never be on.

No guests and it’s the final leg of the voyage heading to port. All the hookers have been choppered off before leaving international waters.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

It’s only FBGs . No guests.

A sausage party.  I wouldn't be involved so I would not be on the life raft. Me, I would be taking advantage of all th eFBG's out of the country and hitting on those honeys.  Not to mention going all Chaz from Wedding Crashers at the funerals.  Crazy Horny!

 

[RokNRole]

A sausage party.  I wouldn't be involved so I would not be on the life raft. Me, I would be taking advantage of all th eFBG's out of the country and hitting on those honeys.  Not to mention going all Chaz from Wedding Crashers at the funerals.  Crazy Horny!

There will be hookers and blow of course.

Would you prefer to bring your wife?

 

[AAABatteries]

Wet Dream

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

@InvisiGirl &

Is she the one with only one arm?

 

[Hawkeye21]

Only one life broat?     SWC...and you can take that to the bank!

I have five broats.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Pretty sure Otis floats pretty high in salt water.  Couldn't two or three of us use him as a floatation device?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Why isn't Joe Bryant using his boat making skills to fashion emergency lifeboats in the few moments before we go down?

 

[RokNRole]

Why isn't Joe Bryant using his boat making skills to fashion emergency lifeboats in the few moments before we go down?

Idk ask him

 

[Hooper31]

Technically you could save two other FBGs.

This is a good point. I would save @Foosball God and Smoo forsaking the rest of my own life. I've shaken the hand of Joe Bryant and watched Maurile throw $25 on black saying "Because all the guys on my fantasy roster are black". I've seen things others haven't had the privilege to see.  I've lived a robust full life.

 

[RokNRole]

This is a good point. I would save @Foosball God and Smoo forsaking the rest of my own life. I've shaken the hand of Joe Bryant and watched Maurile throw $25 on black saying "Because all the guys on my fantasy roster are black". I've seen things others haven't had the privilege to see.  I've lived a robust full life.

I’ll allow saving two others for the sake of the scenario