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Sitting in a Waffle House (1 Viewer)

pittstownkiller

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In Scranton, PA. :coffee: . I love this place, even though the results are usually less satisfying than the anticipation. I appreciating the young, ditzy, waitress with a pierced tongue; she definitely falls into my "would do" category. I love trampy waitresses, they just make the coffee taste better.

 
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Most underrated establishment in the country. My wife and i have eaten at most of the ones in the south, where the waitress smokes while working and everyone is "honey", "darlin" or "child".

Love Waffle House.

 
What I don't understand is in breakfast towns like Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge (TN)...they don't have ANY WH's. Pancake houses galore...but no waffle houses.

 
'scottybo said:
What I don't understand is in breakfast towns like Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge (TN)...they don't have ANY WH's. Pancake houses galore...but no waffle houses.
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Im 99% sure there is a Waffle House in pigeon forge.Eta - google maps says I'm wrong. Regardless, if you need breakfast in pf it would be a mistake to skip the big red barn near the edge of town that serves delicious all you can eat pancakes.
 
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'pittstownkiller said:
In Scranton, PA. :coffee: . I love this place, even though the results are usually less satisfying than the anticipation. I appreciating the young, ditzy, waitress with a pierced tongue; she definitely falls into my "would do" category. I love trampy waitresses, they just make the coffee taste better.
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That's probably the cream.
 
'Christo said:
Well, how were the waffles?????????
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Good but a pervasive hint of vanilla flavoring that can be overdone. There are some thick women in this section of Pennsylvania; you would be right at home. Off topic; there is a hot dog stand near Newtown CT. that has a young girl working at it who reminds me of your avatar th:e:re; between this and and Christo's diner I just passed, I think I spend most of my days thinking of you :unsure: .
 
'pittstownkiller said:
'Christo said:
Well, how were the waffles?????????
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Good but a pervasive hint of vanilla flavoring that can be overdone. There are some thick women in this section of Pennsylvania; you would be right at home. Off topic; there is a hot dog stand near Newtown CT. that has a young girl working at it who reminds me of your avatar th:e:re; between this and and Christo's diner I just passed, I think I spend most of my days thinking of you :unsure: .
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:unsure:
 
Last time I was there I got the T-bone steak. It takes a special talent to cut a steak that then. The filet side was the size of a quarter. Haven't been back since.

 
"Hey this Waffle House looks familiar. I think I threw up in here one time.......yeah there it is"

 
Waffle House was invented for slovenly low-class types like me. Those old cigarette smoking hags working there treat me like I'm the shizz.

 
'roadkill1292 said:
Waffle House was invented for slovenly low-class types like me. Those old cigarette smoking hags working there treat me like I'm the shizz.
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Surprisingly young selection of cigarette smoking waitresses at the Waffle House this afternoon. I am not fluent in my offdee scale but I would say a solid 6 (and maybe up to an 8 if filtered through the local parameters).
 
We ate at a Waffle House in Georgia on the way home from a fishing trip. I was hung over to all hell and ordered a chocolate milk. The waitress asked if she should bring me the funny section from the newspaper too. The closest I ever came to hitting a woman.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'pittstownkiller said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Last time I was there I got the T-bone steak. It takes a special talent to cut a steak that then. The filet side was the size of a quarter. Haven't been back since.
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They retired it. Link to the cries of the masses
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Good. God. Apparently there is a large portion of America that have never had a real steak.
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I was dumbfounded when I saw the poster; it read like an obituary. Google "Waffle House T-Bone steak farewell tour" if you really want to read more.
 
'pittstownkiller said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
We ate at a Waffle House in Georgia on the way home from a fishing trip. I was hung over to all hell and ordered a chocolate milk. The waitress asked if she should bring me the funny section from the newspaper too. The closest I ever came to hitting a woman.
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:lmao:
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:lmao:You should have seen the look I gave her. I'm pretty sure she was in fear for her life. She just backed away slowly.
 
I want to know how the hell they get their cheese eggs to taste so cheesy and good. I try about 6 times a year to make the kids cheese eggs and mine never taste half as good as WF.

 
was actually told they "didn't have any waffles today" the last time I went, only to see them mixing a batch in the back 5 minutes later.

I could only laugh after getting over the urge to firebomb the place.

 
'tipsy mcstagger said:
was actually told they "didn't have any waffles today" the last time I went, only to see them mixing a batch in the back 5 minutes later. I could only laugh after getting over the urge to firebomb the place.
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Reminds me of the time I went to Pizza Hut only to be told they were out of pizza.
 
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